Report: Cody Rhodes soon on Impact

>>1710175
about 50 more girls and Bret Hart will be watching because of him

Literally fucking who?

>>1710175
Cody bangs all girls even the whores. Props.

Shame fat male fans wont cheer for him.

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>>1710203

Cody's getting banged by all the boys too.

>>1710175
Stamford Wives will be here to sling their shit soon.

Based big money corgan keeping it tight

>>1710203
I've always found that weird, Cody is more hotter and sexier than Roman and Orton yet those two have shitton of female fans and this guy, none.

>>1710225
Completely subjective. Even as a straight dude, Rhodes is vanilla, Orton has something unique about him, and Reigns has that rugged look on him.

>>1710225
>>1710241
Homosex reporting in

Reigns > Orton >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhodes

>>1710241
Vanilla? I'm not talking personality here.

Only thing Cody really lacked compared to those two is height and main event push. Perhaps that played a bigger role in making him seem less appealing to females.

Big Tunes Billy does it again

>>1710250
Nah, vanilla is boring.

Reigns is tall, has long hair, tattoos and facial hair.

Orton has tattoos and is tall and just looks different to the average guy

Rhodes is like every average pretty white boy. At least when he had a moustache he had something unique about him.

>>1710266
Tats are trash.

>>1710266
>white

lol he wishes

>>1710281
Sure sounds like someone deathly afraid of tiny skin scratches via needle. Why even live?

BIG TUNES BILLY USING HIS MAGICK

OUR DASHING BOY IS GOING TO HELP MAKE WRESTLING GREAT AGAIN

>>1710175

Angelina before she was destroyed by botox and defiled by an MMA-manlet.

>>1710330
>this is what tnas remaining fans actually believe

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BROTHER GARRETT

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>>1710225
He's very stereotypically attractive but he's very bland. "Pretty" isn't interesting enough to hold someone's attention.

I'm female and my WWE crush is fucking Neville. I can't get enough of the dorky pocket-sized geordie elf.
Personality > looks.

>>1710481
Have sex and get a clue.

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>>1710481
>i'm a female

>>1710496
Are you offering and Neville?

>>1710497
On all levels except physical, I am a Female.

*bleeds internally*

I love Cody

Listen to Talk is Jericho so you can hear Cody and Zack shoot on theme parks

>>1710502
rato pls

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>>1710497
>>1710504
kek

>>1710528
I wish I was rato, I'd probably have a chance at fucking Nevvy if I were

>CAWdy Rhodes and Bennett
And TNA was starting to look good. So much for that

WHATS MOONSAND DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

Can someone please tell me why there's so many pictures of guys kissing their girls on the cheeks while the girls stare at the pic with a smile. It's so retarded of a pose

>>1710632
Should be White Reign, Dustin was Black Reign when he was in TNA

>>1710695
because it shows love

>>1710695
It shows her possession of the man.

Is he doing well in the indies?

>>1710225

>Rhodes hotter than Reigns

No homo but
Current Reigns with the beard = STEAL YOUR GF tier looks

That is the look, size and frame of a masculine man that fucks the wives and girlfriends of other men.

All you hear are women screaming when he enters. Thats the sound of niggas wives getting stolen

>>1710203
Objectively false. The BOLA crowd was a 50/50 mix of emaciated she-twinks and smarklards and they all popped hard for him.

>>1711293
>size and frame

SEE HIS VEST! SEE HIS VEST!

>>1711293
This is vhy I am fan of Roman Reign ,

>>1710217
Nice CM Punk joke

>>1711293
lol pathetic!

ITT: "straight" men.

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>>1710175
FUCK CODY RHODES.

Please don't let him ruin TNA.

>>1710695

get a girlfriend and maybe one day you will know this feel bud

Vince playing the long game again.

>release Cody
>let him tour the indies and distance himself from the failed Stardust gimmick
>build a following on TNA
>return triumphantly to WWE dragging dank memesters with him

>>1715232
You now remember Se7en and Dark Reign, or whatever he called that black and white fucking blimp gimmick he had.

You think Cody's going to fair any better outside WWE?

>>1715244
Cody isn't working anywhere that Russo is booking, so, uh, yeah.

>>1710225
Cody is a vanilla midget. No girl wants one of those

>>1715297
>6'2"
>midget
5'8" manlet trying to pretend he's big by shittalking actual men on the internet.

>>1715297
>married to a Nubian goddess

>>1710225
Not as tall, has a lisp, and Vince hates the Runnels family. As long as Vince is in control Cody never goes anywhere and Cody knows that. It's probably why he left.

>>1711293
>No homo but
But this was the cuck post of the day

>>1715193
not really. that was a very masculine post.