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Why is this piece of shit allowed in the big leagues?
Le meme catchphrases and funny jokes 99% of the audience don't understand
You have Road Dogg working in WWE management. So clearly plenty of people in the backroom still believe audience participation = success.
This guy sucks so bad, though. His mic work isn't even that good. Just repetitive.
>>1703633
Awesome look and the crowds, universally, love him. Cool voice
>>1703633
MOY NAYME IS
>>1703633
Charismatic, energetic, connects well to the jersey hipster crowd, has some over as fuck catchphrases
>>1703660
I have to agree on the voice
>>1703662
>Charismatic, energetic
>over as fuck
>>1703633
He needs to be a manager instead of a wrestler.
>>1703668
I never said he's ***good***
But you tell me how he's not over. Go on. Every time this monkey and his 7 footer friend comes along the crowd goes into a frenzy. Everytime.
>>1703835
He will Vince has quietly been making cass a singles guy and making him look strong
>>1703835
Nah, he and Cass should lose their feuds and tag-team title matches for a few years and finally win to a monster pop. They should be underdogs and booked strong but never enough, which works in their favor because they are terrible wrestlers
>Manlets are triggered by Big Cass (7ft tall)
>Autists are triggered by Enzo (Charismatic, not an edgy shut in loner)
No wonder this place hates them
MY NAME
>>1703859
> implying this place is made of autistic lonely manlets
>>1703668
>i have no counter argument so im hatposting instead
How you doin'? and SAWFT are over with the crowds, this is a fact. Enzo and Big Cass are better comic relief than shitty New Day
>>1703878
You're talking to people who unironically think that Dbry was only over because the YES! chants were over. Stop trying to expect common sense from here and just shitpost like the rest of us
>>1703883
>comparing a one note chant guy to Enzo and cass who can actually cut promos
You Bryan fanboys need to think better
>>1703868
>>1703893
>I spend my free time going to a Sri Lankian Tsunami Advice Forum and posting things I know to be blatantly false in order to gain attention pointing out my ineptitude
>>1703656
Hmm like the rock?
>>1704022
The Rock is 6'2+ with wrestling genes and a BBC
Enzo is a manlet with a small white cock
>>1704057
This.
>>1704057
how does his cock have anything to do with his mic skills you faggot
>Like good mic workers
>get memed on
>Like good technicians
>get memed on
>Like people who draw
>get memed on
What wrestler warrants the least meme responses towards liking?
I really fucking hate this idiot
>>1704093
Jhon
>>1703642
Except they clearly fucking do because they mark for that shit every week
They literally calls themselves SAWFT so how can anyone be insulted by it? They are already auto dissing themselves.
>>1704093
Mastodons
>>1703633
Overflowing charisma. Something you can't teach.
>>1703878
>hatposting
>>1703633
Cause he works the mic better than anyone else on the current roster, and is actually a decent fighter with an interesting gimmick.
>>1703656
>His mic work isn't even that good. Just repetitive.
You redditfags really make it obvious, don't you
sucked haitches cock and balls
>>1705306
Begging ya to seek a sexual partner pinhead
Enzo is just prepping Big Cass for his imminent main event run
>>1703633
He's not bad. He needs to get out of the fart/poop jokes.
Enzo and Cass work well together, but without Cass, Enzo wouldn't work at all imo. Hes just too small.
Also his mic work is good, but it seems like hes going to run out of stuff to say eventually. That or the crowd will inevitably grow apathetic to him. Once that happens, hes done-zo.
Memes and jokes aside its most likely because he's more charismatic and appeals to the crowd more when it comes to the new change WWE is trying to bring.
Personally, I see him as John Cena(Thug Life) version Lite and his wrestling sure shows it.[His wrestling is somewhat shit] However if you've looked at history typically the guys who are way over with the crowd generally have to be used in some way or form.
>>1705392
lol you give wrestling fans way too much credit
>>1705392
Enzo actually had a brief solo run in NXT before Cass got paired with him.
>but it seems like hes going to run out of stuff to say eventually.
He's been doing this for over 3 years already
>>1705410
But not week after week after week after week
>>1705392
>Hes just too small.
No he's not...
>>1705410
You're delusional if you think wrestling fans will get sick of him. It's literally never happened.
>>1705416
Yeah, just in front of the exact same crowd for years.
Are we following yet?
>>1703633
Because fat virgins keep buying his shit.
>>1705452
>I'm lonely, and you can't teach that
>>1705456
incinerated
>>1704093
Big Match AJ Styles.
>>1703633
he works the mic good and gets nu-diesel over, seriously they should make him the manager for roman too, at least it would get the crowd hyped
BODDA BOOM
>>1707888
SMALLEST GUY IN THE ROOM
>>1705431
Don't bring logic to a shit post board. Zo entertained the same group of fat Smarks for years without running out of material. He could talk until the end of time on raw and not run out