LMFAO

>>1701903
Hi Mickey!

Phil is going to die with no friends

>Phil losing his only friend

>>1701922
He truly is the face of /asp/

>>1701925
>loses all his friends
>going to get humiliated in mma
>aj will leave him and go back to Jay Lethal
>will end up an alcoholic loser like his dad

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>>1701903
>Punk marks

Literally who?

>>1701957
Phil and his proxies

>>1701903
Based Punk doesn't give a fuck about dweebs

>>1701953
>and go back to Jay Lethal
I don't know why people keep posting this stuff. Lethal is as much or more of a total bitch faggot as Cuck Master Phil.

She'd just move on to the next dick.

>>1702666
Hail Stan.

Hes an asshole

>lost his only friend

How is this man not the hero of asp?

>>1702817
he is

With friends like these....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXEJNGPg_OY

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>according to MMA insider Front Row Brian. Brian, who is usually spot on with his news and has tons of contacts

>>1701903
>believing dirtsheet trash

>>1701903

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history