What is AJs facial expression meant to convey here?
>>1700841
Both her and her husband enjoy getting choked out
she is cringing at the shirt her husband is wearing
Imagine being AJ Lee in that marriage and having to be all like "damn, Phil, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skinny fat manlet body and horrific heroin addict looking face. I would totally have sex with you, both in character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another black guy in Phil's bedroom room. Like seriously imagine having to be AJ and not only be in that marriage while Phil flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing shitty tattoos and leathery skin, and just sit there as he pretends to train for UFC, round after round, fight after fight. Not only having to tolerate his hideous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as all the trainers in the gym tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CM PUNK FIGHTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wrinkling face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of black guys for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the streets of New Jersey. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to be suggestive at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to sit there and revel in his skinny fat body he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months and you sit there and endure it, because you're fucking AJ Lee. You're not going to lose your future alimony checks over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>1700920
Kek
>>1700920
Kek
>>1700841
BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
>>1700920
Kek
>>1700841
>i gave up my dream job for him
>he thinks he has a shot to win
All the UFC retarded fans will say that the fight was rigged for based Phil to win after he BTFO's that potato
Gotta love those autistic crybabies
>>1700920
kek
"JUST"
>>1700920
kek
>>1700920
>Mfw
Ok, for real though, what happens to this carnie never-was after Gall drops him like a bad habit?
>>1700920
>get to sit there and revel in his skinny fat body he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months and you sit there and endure it, because you're fucking AJ Lee.
>>1700841
How is he in such bad shape? Is it all the pepsi he drinks?
>>1700920
Do you have the original copypasta? Please ma dude.
>>1703628
In his documentary the nigga was eating donuts after his UFC training session
>>1700841
They look like such trailor trash. perfect for each other
>>1703628
Thats why I drink CocaCola
>>1703628
He's 38, eats junk food, stays up late at night playing video games and reading comics.
Will he ever get a clue?
>>1700841
When did Phil join ISIS
>>1700920
fucking kek
>>1700841
>I crashed the plane into the towers, Allah, Allah, a Jihad on you infidels. Death to the West!
Can somebody please tell me what Philip "Sami Zayn is my new best friend" Brooks meant by this?
>>1704977
>>1700841
>I could be at home right now browsing the net
>I could spend time with Lethal instead
>Music is too loud
>My feet hurt
>>1700920
>bedroom room
what did he mean by this
>>1700841
>I could be home finger blasting my cunt and using my anime dildo collection or playing video games, but instead this faggot wants to pretend he knows how to fight.
>Didn't we get into the fake fighting business to keep ourselves from getting repetitive head trauma? God if he wasn't rich I would hate this mother fucker so much right now.
>At least I did better in life than most Puerto Ricans, even if it means I have to be married to this narcissistic, autistic shell of a man, you better be glad you're rich Phil.