Post wrestlers that remind you of yourself For me its CM Punk

>>1700196
Same.
My wife's kids all say I look just like him. Thinking about getting a few tats

>>1700196
same

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Pic related. I often get confused for him. I get women coming up to me and asking if I'm the tall guy from Magic Mike.

>>1700282
Same

>>1700282
Same

>>1700282
Combo breaking the samefagging

>>1700282
Same

I had no idea people were so intimidated by guys like Nash till I discovered the internet

>>1700307
It's pretty unnerving how his quads can just exploded at the slightest provocation, yes.

>>1700196
So you're not actually a wrestler and would get annihilated in a real fight?

Sounds spot on for /asp/

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INTELLIGENT
NIHILISTIC
WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR

LITERALLY ME

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>>1700196
Literally me

>>1700196
someone do it for me...... virgin, white, stupid, pussy.

>>1701522
It's phil still

>>1700196

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1703134
Can this be updated since he apparently severed ties with Colt?

HBK