SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #6

WEBM GUY PLS COME THRU

BASED AJ

gross. I would not cum my semen on this one

Just finished having sex, what have I missed so far?

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BASED AJ

raw is still way in the lead this week

>Gary """"THE MILKMAN"""" Millman

RAW IS DONE
IT'S OVER
MILKMAN IS A DRAW

THE MILKMAN

Who the fuck is this?

who the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

GARY THE MILKMAN

who is this

>m i l k m a n

OH SHIT BASED JOBBER SHOOTING

#MILK BOMB

Literally who?

>SD doing local jobber squashes

Fucking shit now I can't make fun of RAW anymore

WHO

WHO ARE YOU

Is this a hair vs. hair match?

SMACKDOWN
IS
MILKMAN

Yup, Vince writes this shit.

>>1689086
the milkman

>>1689076
Literally nothing

AJ faced Apollo Crews, that says it all

RIP JBL's mom

why is santino back?

ITS DEMON KING

What did I miss tonight /smack/?

Based kane coming to kill the cringe

DEMON KING!!!!!!!!!!!

RAW IS FINISHED

>SmackDown trying to copy Braun squash fest

KEK, KYS SmackDownies

>>1689092
>>1689093
WHO WHO

WHO WHO

I'm fucking with the milkman here, come on man!

>Wrestlemania main event Gary the milkman vs DEMON KANE
BOOK IT VINCE

THE DEMON

Based Kane back nigga!

Dat Pop.

He is over.

>Kane

Smackdownies on suicide watch

DEMON KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Kane
>Hometown: Knoxville, TN

Wew

Nia?

>>1689079
Lolno
Smackdown actually kept me engaged throughout. Raw was dead-air from 30 minutes in straight to almost the 3 hour mark

THE DAYMON KANE

isnt gary the milkman millman that fake name chris jericho and slater used past few weeks

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Who???

So Shane signed this guy to a one-day contract and let him go out to the ring with no scheduled opponent.

BASED KANE

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>state of smackdown

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GET HYPE

SIGN HIM IMMEDIATELY

AND WHY THE FUCK IS KANE IN SMACKDOWN OR GETTING JOBBER MATCHES

WE WUZ DEMAN KANGS

KANE SQUASH MATCH

FUCK

YES

RAWISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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he had to wear white undies

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>the state of smackdown

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>faggot /wooo/ streamer plays Angle theme every week

and I fall for it every fucking time.

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>>1689102
>santino back

Would mark hard desu

Kane all about that Milk...man

THE MILKMAN

>>1689120
>Titus.

Rawcucks on suicide watch.

>putting his actual hometown instead of "parts unknown"
Kayfabe is dead

The fuck even was that... what a waste of everyone's time

ugh corbin is too fuckin boring

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this is supposed to be the wrestling show

Kane got fat

Jobber in his underwear.
Amazing.

I thought that was Jinder Mahal.

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KANE
A
N
E

NOTHING PERSONEL KID....

>kane
>Knoxville, TN
Fuck kayfabe

BEST SEGMENT THIS WEEK

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>Smackdownies trying to replicate the based Strowman squash matches

WHAT IN FUCK IS HAPENING

>>1689141
He's gonna drink it in.. man

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>tfw 1 minute of milkman is more entertaining than 3 hours of Raw
Explain yourself Rawcucks

The milkman needs some milk

Fuck off Kane
>>1689154
Same lmao

>>1689123
Don't you be talking shit about Knoxvegas!

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>having Kane squash local competitors in 2016
for what purpose

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>>1689155
>she will never step on your balls with her knee highs

JOBBERS are the BEST thing about this brand split

>RAW so shitty they are legitimately mocking it on Smackdown

Rawtists on suicide watch

>BARON "NO POP" CORBIN

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Gary The milkman looks a lot like Steve Blackman, but with darker skin

>>1689076
Why lie?

literal underwear soap opera

>match ends in DQ

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>THAT POP

WHY DO THEY CHEER THIS FAGGOT

WHYYYYYY

Why the fuck did they waste AJ so early in the show with flippy negro

>Dean "No Pop" Ambrose

Why is this faggot champion again?

>>1689130
Bet you he comes out next week to get beat up by a different guy.

Eventually leading to a debut or return

>>1689139
ONE DAY
IT WILL NOT ME A LIE

THOUGH GRANTED, ANGLE WOULD NOT BRING HARM TO THE MILK MAN.

So who has the worst hairline, Dean or Baron?

WHO /MILKMAN/ HERE

>Corbin vs Ambrose

This one is gonna be hard to watch lads
Thankfully we've got based AJ on commentary to save this shitfest

>Hopefully he doesn't job

What did he mean by this?

Was the draft a shoot or work?

>>1689166
865 woo

>>1689143
Hell bring back Joel Gertner there too

EC'DUB

KEKED BY RHYNO

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>slater gets bigger pop than deanetty

This has been such a fucking weird show.

>>1689167
They hired a guy for smackdown on accident so they gave him his screen time against kane

>>1689167
Did you heard the pop?

Strauman cant even get boos.

It obiously works better for Kane.

>>1689172
Blackman wasn't fat

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MASSIVE POP FOR DEAN

>>1689172
I was so afraid of him as a young kid

Why did SD have to do their jobber squash match so late into the show? You dont use that before the main event, for fucks sake.

This match is gonna blow, but overall, Smackdown kept the streak alive just because of how awful Raw was.
What's the count, score-fags? 6-1?

MILKAMANIA RUNNING WILD

>>1689183
You know, given that he was a random squash, I fucking loved the segment.

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Who will shave their head first dean or corbin?

HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE

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Is this a hair vs. hair match?

>State of these hairlines

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>Yfw you realize both Dean Ambrose and Baron Corbin have motorcycle engines in their theme songs

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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>you will never have your head between her sweaty thighs

why live

>>1689200
It's a joke, like a light appetizer before the entree

>>1689202
CWC won the last 3 weeks

>rhyno is licking renee's milky, smooth little soles while dean wrestles a literal literally who

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>Deanetty vs. Baldetty

That's it bros, RAW wins again.

>Tfw trailing 6-0

We'll get them again next week

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Is there any doctor or nutritionist or anything like that here who can explains what the fuck is wrong with Corbin's belly button? Why does it look like that?

>putting the 2 guys with the worst charisma on the roster in the ring together for the ME

Baron corbin is one of the worst wrestlers in the roster

>>1689202
Ya wish ya manlet loving geek

>>1689219
CWC is great man

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>the crowd is completely dead

>>1689219
We're not counting outlaw tournaments

this match kills the crowd

>>1689216
>saving the thumbnail
kys faggot

>>1689220
>as the MILKMAN watches

need 4 more people for fantasy football league if anyones down, draft starts in an hour

https://yho.com/nfl?l=616663&k=92098170164ee005&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=4a77bd4868d00f1d

10 man, standard scoring, QB,WR,WR,WR,RB,RB,W/R/T
please god join

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>>1689213

>>1689211
It means if I close my garage door while watching this shit match I'll die of CO poisoning

>>1689229
18+

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>>1689216
>SAVING A THUMBNAIL
SEEK SUNLIGHT

dead fucking silent

>aj just making bemused faces

haa

>>1689165
I have the show on in the background (muted) and thought it was Jinder.

SMACKDOWN IN A LIBRARY RIGHT NOW

What an uninspired main event

>>1689216
Mostly because I'm not an ant

Are they wrestling in a library?

>>1689218
Dude this isnt an entree, this is the greasy trucker stop meal I never ordered. In a perfect world AJ vs Apollo Crews would have been the main event.

>>1689240
can't
vampire

>>1689226
But I despise manlets such as yaself

Don't worry my /smack/ers, talking smack will be better

>>1689181
>The Million Dollar Princess Has Become a Dairy Queen

>HE'S PULLING OUT THE HEAVY STUFF, ITS HOMOGENIZED

I miss JR

>>1689223
he ate a big breakfast

corbin should consider a hair transplant if he doesn't want to shave his head

>>1689222
>RAW wins again.
>again
´man , even as a shitpost this is sad

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Has Ambrose gotten worse as a wrestler or was he always this shit?

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>this match

>>1689222
The official score is Smackdown-4 and Raw-2. Its gonna be 5-2 this week. KO winning the title was great but the rest of the show was shit.

smackdown lost this week but is talking smack gonna be good?

>>1689248
More likely they are in a monastery, consider all the virgins in attendance.

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>Post yfw Deanetty is bald before the end of the year

HHH will save us, right guys?

>>1689236
kek

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>>1689249
I never said the entree was going to be good.

How did us /smacklads/ go from watching a packed 2 hours of action, to this dull shit right here?

Fucking hell, the sooner AJ gets the strap the better

>you're now imagining the fucking state WWE would've been in if they hadn't have signed AJ + Club

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RIP in peace

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE MILKMAN?

How long until Ambrose and Corbin are both released? I think 1 year for Corbin and 2 for Ambrose

>>1689259
He's had a really unlucky run of opponents.

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>>1689167
They're gonna build Kane up with squash matches every week until Survivor Series, where Braun Strowman and Kane will fight in a inter-promotional battle to determine the best squasher.

>go squadless commercial literal rip off of AJ styles theme

>>1689269
Because Corbin and Ambrose didn't have any build up

>>1689223
He was fat, lost a lot of weight, still has excess skin.

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>>1689259
His hairline

>>1689269
The SD show was still by and large better than Raw this week, it's just the main event that was blown out because of Fatty.

>>1689251
>seething

>>1689272
To kill time fatass

>>1689261
At the end of the week, the score will be:
Raw - 1
Smackdown - 2
Cruiserweight Classic - 4

boring match, teebee8ch

They seriously call it the "Lunatic Lariot?

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>>1689268
Nice, have a smug nash for the based ultra shrug.

>>1689283
It killed maybe 2 minutes.

>>1689291
I miss the WHACKY LINE desu

SD is Sunday night Heat status, of you have a life idk how you watch this shit

>State of this main event
>These balding no-draws

>>1689271
Sheamus is next

>>1689284
CWC is great but I thought we were doing Smackdown Vs. Raw.

>ANIME
DID I HEAR IT WRONG?

>>1689261
Nah it's 6-1 to SD right now
We've won every week + Summerslam because of AJ vs BMJ
This will be 7-1

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End it already, this is just embarrassing

deans offense is getting progresively worse every week, what the hell

>he's an anime, a guy that doesn't follow social norms

>>1689270
>+ Club

The Club guys sucks though.

>>1689294
More like 5 you fat disgusting pig

>>1689292
I have this one but thanks for the offer

>>1689291
Before the brand split, Cole was calling it the Wackyline, so that's an improvement.

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>>1689295
They should start calling it the Flatline because that is the audience's pulse everytime Dean wrestles

>>1689302
>seething

>>1689303
It's gotten better recently actually, you are just working yourself into a shoot

>>1689282
>growing

>>1689286
dean can only wrestle to the ability of his opponent, he's not good enough to elevate a shitter like Corbin

that's why his only good matches are with HHH/Evolution, The Wyatts, Rhodes family, and Seth

>dean gettin worse every week
wew

>tries to pin him after a clothesline

Really makes you think

WACKY LINE
A
C
K
Y

L
I
N
E

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>>1689310
Topkek

Baron carrying the match kek

>>1689310
Dean consistently gets the biggest pop each week though

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Smackdown gonna finish 4th this week behind Raw, CWC, and NXT.

Will they ever recover?

>>1689321
>delusional

ADAPT TO THREE MOVES?!?!

AJ BREAKS NO SWEAT.

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>tfw people actually like le wacky lunatic

>>1689321
What is Heath Slater

Why does Ambrose keep doing that silly half-roll off the ropes? It looks so awkward and stuttering.

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REEEE END THIS HORRIBLE MATCH REEEE

ITS OKAY WE'LL GET THEM NEXT WEEK REEEEEE

He actually did a wrestling move

Corbin carrying the match, AJ carrying their hairlines.

>>1689324
Isn't NXT terrible on the weekly shows

Tell me about Dean

Why does he make the faces

lots of empty seats

>>1689325
>under 6'

LUNATIC LEAP

>>1689321
>Who is AJ Styles?

>>1689335
Usually they are better than RAW.

>>1689335
Nah it's been better recently, though the brand split has taken a lot of it's best talent.

>Big Banter Corbin goes over Deanetty

Based Corbin

>>1689334
>AJ using his grandma's backwoods Southern sorcery to steal hair from other wrestlers

Corbin is an even better wrestler than Deanetty.

Unbelievable.

LUNATOSSED

>>1689336
Autism

>match ends in dq
Bravo Vince

CORBIN WINS KEK DEANETTY

>>1689338
>Over 18

>>1689305
As badly utilised as they are, the tag team division would be unbelievably stale without them

and like the the corbin styles fued begins.
80s wwf all over

would Ambros and Lucha underground be a better fit?

>>>/gif/9191595

>DQ ending
>Smackshit

>>1689341
That is not saying much, Raw's the F-Show.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Rip AJ's balls

>Becky and Dean losing on the same night
Janetty would be proud

Damn AJ is selling his nuts like he is at a ball park.

hes a soccer mom now

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>mfw fucking shitty Baron Corbin has to carry this match because the """"""""""""champion""""""""" is such trash in the ring.

>mfw the """"""""""champion""""""""" can't beat a low carder clean.

That ending was funny as fuck

BASED DEANO DOES IT AGAIN

>WUUUUUUHHH! OOHHH UHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

What did AJ mean by this?

>>1689360
Lmaoo

And they call this the better show?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>OOOOAAAAHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAHHHHH
What did he mean by this?

Uncle Deano

>>1689175
called it

Seriously, whoever thought about giving the shield guys belts was an idiot.

That was some damn good nut selling.

AJ = BURIED

>>1689335
NXT'S weekly shows are usually so-so, except for the one or two shows per Takeover period that they dedicate to one big match, like the Joe/Zayn 2/3 falls match, Balor/Nakamura, or AA/Revival 2/3 falls match

Who stinking around for Christley?

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What a wacky episode

Rate that smackdown

1/10

anyone else secretly HATE ambrose?

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Don't worry. AJ's got friends.

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>>1689363

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>>1689366
>Rawtist still seething

literally a Tom & Jerry ending

>>1689380
Talking smack will be better you rawtist faggot

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>>1689380
7/10

>>1689380
1/2 outta 10 desu senpai

>>1689380

2/10

Seeing Headbangers again was cool, rest was meh

>>1689380
7/10 Most of the show was good.

holy shit, i grew up during the attitutde era

do you people hate watch this shit?

This is shit, absolute shit. Are u all white trash and minorities?

No one sells their lines, no one has charisma, no one is orginal, everyone is just a parody or previous wrestlers....

Dean Ambrose legit looks and acts like he has autism, it looks so scripted when he fights...


yall are pathetic if you watch this shit.

>>1689380
8.5/10

>>1689380
I'll give it a 6/7. Not many good matches, but it progressed storylines and kept a decent flow throughout with a few fun segments, none of which went too long.
Raw was three hours of absolute dragging garbage. So 2/10 for that.
Smackdown wins another week. The streak is getting nasty.

>>1689383
>Bullet Club reduced to humor segments

Fuck this company, in a year they're going to set up a whole Balor Club segment just to have them all dancing with fat black people.

>>1689380
2/10

Seeing Becky eating pins are always an upside

>the STATE of the SD "champ"
Man ,what happen to Ambrose?

TALKIN SMACK TIME

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>not starting the show with Corbin/Deanetty and ending it with BASED MIZ

WTF?!

>>1689366
Reminder that your champion jobbed to our champion endlessly.

>The state of RAWcucks.

>>1689380
4/10

>>1689387

SEETHING

>>1689392
A lot of us watch it in hope that it will get better someday.

it's sad.

http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
TALKING SMACK
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
TALKING SMACK
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/wwenetwork1.html
TALKING SMACK

>>1689392

Yeah smackdown is pretty horrible bro :)

>>1689392
This is what smarks and feminists have done to this once great business.

>>1689380
8/10

It was good, had a few great segments and nothing that really sucked

>Dean's ring presence used to be endearing
>now it seems like he doesn't really care

i'm sad, i used to like him.

>>1689405
Reminder that out Beast squashed all your top guys sans AJ

>Bryan still can't impregnate Brie

>>1689412
>>1689412
Next

>>1689412
>>1689412
>>1689412
>>1689412
Next

>>1689412
>>1689412
>>1689412
>>1689412
Next

So, another win for SmA+ckdown
Pretty weak episode honestly, but Raw was just bottom-tier.
Even when Smackdown falters, Raw does more-so. They're keeping a consistent baseline of wavering quality, at least.

>>1689392
Then what are you doing here? retard

>>1689423
>PG autist seething

>>1689368
He was singing bex song

so do all you guys just come on here and wait for it to get better even tho its clear as day its shit, has been shit since early 2000s and is heading in a worse direction in every nearly regard?

Hows this hate watching working out for you guys?

Are you like the guys who actually pay money to go to the events? KEK

>>1689392
hello me

I mean, to be fair, it was better than when I saw it like 2-3 years ago. But it's still a fucking shell of Attitude Era in terms of stories, acting, execution, physicality, etc.

Hell, just seeing the Headbangers wrestle, use tandem moves, and actually get some noise for themselves despite not being relevant for 16 years says something.

>>1689418
Reminder that your beast is a roided up freak.

>>1689416
>It was good, had a few great segments

kek

KEK

K E K

>>1689440
The brand split is relatively new, so we gotta give it a couple of months to see how things get into shape.

If you think this was bad, you don't want to know about 2014 and 2015.

you all defending this is pathetic....

How many of you guys spend time with your wife's son Tyrone?

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You Fucking Cucks....

>>1689486

phs

do you faggot grown men like to suck cock when your not watching wrestling

XD

>BOOTLEG

GRAND
DAD