WITH JEWS YOU LOSE!
>>1688295
post Slater's "wife"
>Alberto Del Rio is finished with WWE. According to sources close to the situation, Del Rio informed WWE through his lawyer that he was opting out 60 days ago.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0830/617082/exclusive-alberto-del-rio-finished-with-wwe/
ROSCO
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O
why is Brayy Lmao by himself?
>>1688330
fucking good.
**LEAKED HOME VIDEO OF RENEE DO NOT SHARE**
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1472429732762.webm
Bray getting a little stale desu
>>1688330
Finally
>new thread starts with Brayy Lmao promo
hi.
~ /RWBYg/
>Bray vs Orton
lol this will totally go over well
SLATER
>>1688333
niqqa randall's gonna come out in a hot sec
Do they have to hand out glow sticks to everyone?
>smackdown
It's not fair bros. Why is our show so trash?
How do I become a RAWChad?
>>1688330
that was fast
BRAYGOAT
>>1688330
>to the surprise of absolutely no one
>>1688330
he was really unmotivated in wwe so good. go back to kicking it in lucha underground
Lads, serious question, is Smackdown confirmed to have a different writing team?
The general level of common sense, aptitude, and writing on this show fucking blow Raw out. I can't buy that they're written by the same goofs.
>>1688334
Nidia really let herself go
>>1688346
They're phones.
I... I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU JOHN!
SPEAK UP!
>>1688336
>do not share
>shares
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Surely this is disastrous for whoever loses this feud.
>>1688295
>Mandy
I thought Bray was going to be the new Undertaker
Instead he's nothing
>>1688330
>mfw slag leaves next with him
FATASS BARON CORBIN
>>1688330
>state of smackdownies
Is Harper dead?
>>1688330
Why wasn't he happy, perros?
>>1688363
He's the new Mordecai
FACT: No luchador has ever drawn a dime.
>>1688354
Ryan Ward former head writer of NXT is leading Smackdown now
>>1688346
they pass a big bucket of them down each row, you're supposed to give them back like the 3D glasses at the movies but I always sneak mine out so I have a nice, free souvenir
RKO POP IN 20 BOYS
WHAT?
>>1688348
By being 5 ft virgin
>>1688348
You had your chance. Enjoy your Le wacky show
Smackdown Live is /vp/'s home.
>>1688354
Meltzer said that Raw and Smack have different writing teams
Why is Bray wearing pieces of the Demun Kang in his hair?
>>1688336
>Guy's lightskinned
That's not Renee you idiot
>>1688346
yes. you gotta dump them in a bin as you walk out.
lmao bray is a fucking joke without his lackeys
LMFAO at him in the ring alone with gay red dreads
>Mfw smackdownie GM hands out all those lights so this obese neckbeard with dreads can get over
>>1688373
That makes perfect sense. This is very reminiscent of NXT back when it was good on the weekly. It's time-usage is god-tier.
HOW DARE THEY FUCKING WHAT BRAY
THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE TWO MILES AWAY FROM ME
SHOULD I GO SHOOT IT UP
These are the spots I would like to cum my semen onto
>>1688363
At best, he's the new Raven. Actually no, Bray is the new Vampiro
>>1688370
I guess he didn't like who he was working with
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>1688253
Just pointing out that these are the kind of people that post here.
DAMAGED
Does ANYONE give a fuck about Bray anymore?
Needs a new character desu.
DAMAGED
>>1688364
Don't be sad, with the new lack of money by working a shitty indie she'll probably do porn
CALLED IT
>>1688372
>Rey Misterio exists
>>1688389
Do it
>>1688330
>Del Rio was apparently frustrated with the empty promises he was given after being recruited to the company last summer. Del Rio had been promised a main event push,
>Del Rio had been promised a main event push
Wasn't Ryback also promised a main event push?
Does Vince promise EVERYONE a Main event push?
>>1688390
kys
Why is he wearing them ugly fucking red Brayds in his hair?
>>1688390
That is a hot rock
did Rangy lose weight
Does randy have the most cringe worthy music?
Yes.
>>1688330
>empty promises
so I guess Ryback was right
@1688390
Just stop you faggot
HOi!! I'm BRaY!
>>1688399
He had so much potential but they just kept jobbing him out and now he's been left without a family.
>>1688407
have sex
>>1688379
it works
>>1688399
Repackage as racist super-heel Wyatt Power. Feud with Apollo.
>>1688374
Kek. Me too. I've got three now from different shows I saw Bray at.
>>1688354
The main writer from NXT now works for Smackdown. If Raw was only 2 hours they might be able to compete.
>>1688389
I advocate this
>>1688411
HEY
>>1688387
>WWE hands out phone lights
>>1688394
>Le wacky looney crazy edgy man as Smackdownie champion
The state of this show
>>1688369
>Harper reveals he is dealing with a dislocated patella and a torn MPFL ligament, not a torn ACL as originally speculated, and he expects to return to the ring sometime in August, or September-October at the latest.
Read more at http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/709587-video-luke-harper-confirms-injury-reveals-how-much-longer-he-will-be-out-of-action#7gPjD4sp4HQIR2y0.99
soon anon
>Randy chants
Smackdown crowds are so hot. This is what happens when segments don't drag too long over three fucking hours.
It's all condensed, compact and palatable.
Can someone make a crying Wojak face that is RAW with a "crying wojack" mask that is Smackdown?
>>1688411
HEY
E
Y
>>1688411
Voices is based as fuck nerd
>>1688411
I HEAR
>>1688399
I think the character is fine, they just need to have him win a fucking fued for once.
DAMAGED
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>>1688397
>/asp/ is autistic
Are you new?
DAMAGED
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>>1688363
That is what happens when they job him out over the past 2 years.
It is kind of hard to take him seriously.
He may be damaged.. but is he broken??
>Blandy Boreton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>damaged
bray wyatt pathetic faggot ripping off broken matt hardy again
D A M A G E D
Perfect moment for Bray to get some heat by laying Orton out
>DAMAGED
brays gonna FREAL
>>1688389
You won't you pussy
>>1688423
NOTHING
>>1688379
What pokegirl could your girlfriend cosplay as?
>>1688418
While Raw doesn't.
>>1688428
Exactly, it's insane what one less hour does for the pacing of the show as a whole.
Broken Randy
>>1688413
They both suck and are boring though. What makes them think that they would get actual main event time? Who the fuck would watch if they were in the main event right now of Raw and Smackdown?
LOOK AT ME, IM THE PREDATOR NOW
DAMAGED
OBSOLETE
DELETE
ETC.
>>1688330
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH PAIGE?
>>1688433
>nerd
>nerd
>nerd
I'm speechless.
>RAWtists right now
MOMS GONNA FREAK
this is pathetic from bray. every bray feud is fucking embarrassing. how the fuck did this feud even start
I really hate Bray Wyatt's promos. I like his look and his in ring antics but his promos are horrible.
>>1688458
Nothing
>>1688447
I meant freal, not freal oops.
please don't make fun of me
>>1688433
>Not preferring Burn in my Light
kys
>>1688458
I couldn't give less of a shit.
Fucking hell Bray, even if you grow white boy dreads you will still be a monster jobber.
Is Bray's whole gimmick
>"I am your nickname now!"
CACTUS JACK
If Wyatt loses ANOTHER feud he's done and will be on VV and ACSENION level of jobbers.
>DAMAGED
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>1688428
Yet WWE thinks that fucking 6 hour cards are a great idea.
Even the smarky Brooklyn crowd was wore out by 9.
YOU GONNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS
>husky harris
RANDY RANDY!
DAMAGED
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>the little girl with the teddy bear
>this entire fucking segment and promo
Randy Orton emo cutter confirmed
>Tfw Bray always gets the loser of Brock
>State of this jobber
>>1688464
I like them because he is the only one who has a gimmick different than "Im a wrestler" on the entire roster
Why doesn't Bray Wyatt run a weed shop?
YOU KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARSSSSSSSSSSS?
>tfw Bray will be buried again
THE SCARS YOU NEED TO WORRY YOURSELF WITH ARE INTERNAL, THEY ARE IN MY ASSHOLE BRAY WYATT. I FEAR NOTHING.
>>1688471
THUMBTACKS
>Bray jobs again
>randy at backlash
>still crippled from facing Lesnar
>>1688473
I'm the Joe car baybee
BROTHERRRRRR ORTTTTT-ONNNNN
>>1688467
Were did you read that? Both of his themes are based as fuck
... The fuck was that?
UMM WTF?
Wyatt is just going to keep going until he runs out of people to job to.
WE LOSE AGAIN THE SHOW IS ONLY HALF OVER AND IT ALREADY OBJECTIVELY CRUSHED US AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE DO TO RECOVER
>THE STATE
THE STATE
??????
>kid in the background played with a teddy bear during the whole promo
Fuckin LOL this show sucks
>>1688458
The new day will keep her occupied
;^)
>>>LITERALLY ENDING THE SEGMENT AT THE CLIMAX
What the fuck was that ending?
>>1688330
WHAT IS EL GRAN SENNIOR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???
...what
>Alexass Bliss
Yes Bray but is Randy broken?
DAMAGED RANDY
>damaged
>you know how I got these scars
>>1688486
its illegal in his state
>Negromi match
Jesus Christ these edgy fucks make me cringe so hard
>muh scars
>inside scars
Go back to poetry class
>smackdown
Kayfabe wise, Bray's power lever should be limitless. Bad booking fucked him over tenfold.
>We are the wrestling show
>2 matches in an hour
>Women's wrestling next
Wait why did they cut right there?
What the fuck?
no cut back...this is a fuckign joke right? SD was good and now they are slacking...
>salty
BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE BRAVO VINCE
>Divashit
zzzzzzzzz
WHAT HAPPENED
>miz has hot shoot promo
>we get ziggler vs miz
why even vape anymore
>>1688330
am I the only white guy that likes del rio?
>>1688501
Nice try Smackfag, we won even before your b show aired
Pretty obvious Raw won this week.
Time for a piss break
>>1688513
yes
and bray will make OBSELETE
does anyone ACTUALLY want to see bray vs orton?
>Divas next
>State of smackdown
>Raw is better
>no Smack Down is
It's all subjective faggots.
>>1688501
This shit sucks, this must be your first year in wrestling. Bray Wyatt fueds with people for no reason and loses. This is pointless and that whole segment was botchamania tier
>>1688475
Smark territories include:
All of New England, All of Canada, All of the UK, All of Japan, The Mid-West, New York, Texas, and the West coast.
>Womens Tag Match
>Having a Nigger and an actual Nigger on the same team
Kill me
>>1688336
BLACKED
>>1688520
>maybe if i keep posting this picture it will come true xDD
rawtist everyone
>WOW...... SO THIS IS THE POWER OF SMACKDOWN....
>bliss
>becky
>naomi
It's time to fap
>>1688527
I think it's been fun so far. There's been like five segments, so they're getting all the progression and advancement in.
I think on Raw we were still in Bayley/New Day segment #2 at this point.
Impact > Raw >>>>>> Smackdown
>>1688536
Finally a logical anon appears
>>1688520
Can you post this again please.
>>1688510
THATS EL PADRE GRANDIOSO YOU FUCKING CASUAL
sorry guys im a SD mark but im throwing in the towel this week. Raw was better
WHAT THE FUCK DUNN
>>1688477
some fans are gonna treat like a joke because that's how he's booked
>>1688541
I do Randy is my favorite wrestler
>>1688559
>100 posts early
it's like i'm on fucking /vg/
im fucking done im tapping out
>>1688559
>200 replies
You fucking idiot
>>1688554
This is unironicaly correct
>Mfw TNA has better backstage promos than memedown
>Mfw Smackdown are blatantly ripping off TNA
>>1688559
Please don't start with that shit.
>>1688567
SHIT
I FORGOT FUCK
>>1688559
>100 posts early
Kys
Dean vs AJ for jobber title
Bray vs Randy
tag titles, probably AA vs Usos? I forget where they landed
Miz vs fucking Ziggler apparently for IC
women's match for belt
anything I'm missing?
>inb4 (angry irish yelling)
>>1688541
They should team up through
>heavily tattoed schizophrenic
>heavily tattoed controlling cult leader
>>1688567
>going to /vg/
seek a woman
>>1688580
Kys
>>1688559
styles clash yourself
>those tits
>>1688554
DELET
>skipping nikkis entrance
WHAT THE FUCK
>>1688559
>100 post early
SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP
nice fucking botch
>>1688295
>The living wonder woman
>Wimminz segment
>>1688427
hopefully he returns with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRWr_-Vv0x4
CUM ON NIKKI
Would you a Natalya?
>Natalya looking more like a tranny week after week
FIVE FOOT ONE
I WANT TO FUCK ALEXA BLISS
Nikki is sucking on the mic
>It's tough to watch
>Me when watching smackdown
Carmella thought she'd be the only white chick in a baseball cap for a little longer
hey but what if bray wins HUH????
>>1688607
Yes heard she has a great fart game
My dick is in fucking overdrive
>smackdown
popless crowd
Based negra has a nice intro.
NEON NEGRESS
Based Naomi
>>1688607
Fuck yea her pussy is probably tight as fuck
the fucking state of carmella
That ass shake tho
>dat ass
Unfortunately
Also love the new entrance.
fap to alexa
Not gonna lie, those are some fly glasses
Naomi's entrance sucks tbqh
Post yfw Becky gets the pin
My dick is diamonds
>State of smackdown
Naomi is pure fucking trash
They're really pushing that Talking Smack show hard aren't they?
>having piped in cheers in your theme song
LMFAO
>Naomi makes sure to shake her ass for the camera
New GOAT
who will get bolts on with in 2 years.
Alexa or Natalia?
10/10 Naomi entrace. Last true Diva of this generation.
>>1688641
Stfu you hater
damn the crowd just don't give a damn about woman's wrestling kek
alexa does have a sexy body tho
>>1688643
Fuck off BLWG
>>1688638
Go back to 1999
>>1688648
$9.99 MAGGLE
Backy is really cute, dont know why everyone here hates her. She is the best female on the entire WWE roster, beside Asuka
>ywn bust a nut on Naomi's huge ass cheeks
>Becky Lynch
Is there a more cringe wrestler? Other than Deanetty of course.
>all this ass in the ring
>>1688643
>nigger doing the jungle boogie as an entrance
im out
>>1688583
>Jobber Tittle
>The SD champ has pinned clean multiple times the current RAW UC champs.
>RAWtist champ is a jobber.
Lads what is your dream Smackdown threesome
For me
>Thickki
>Alexa Bliss
Faggots need not apply
>>1688653
wut
I would like to have sexual relations with Naomi, if you know what I mean
What happen to Emma?
NEW THREAD
>>>/h/4367861
>>>/h/4367861
>>>/h/4367861
NEW THREAD
>>1688663
Kys
>>1688665
Seek sunlight
>>1688655
Have sex pinhead
>all this ass
well, i'm certainly more interested in this than i thought i'd be...
Just fucking replace Smackdown with Total Bellas
Nikki still can't talk
>>1688665
Finn
>>1688643
Would a BLM stable work?
Would it be heel or face?
>>1688665
Banks, Bay Leno
Chrisly Knows Best is what I'm really waiting for.
>titty bella can't even remember the name of her own show
>>1688673
Elaborate old
>>1688675
>>1688675
GET OUT
man why does oliver stone suck at making movies now
>>1688668
>muh racism
>>1688671
Naomi and Thikki is objectively the best choice
>>1688643
>>1688678
Hi BLWG!
>>1688673
What did he mean by this?
>>1688674
Inured in May
>>1688675
>/h/
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1688686
heel
>>1688686
Would blacks work? That's a joke right?
>>1688686
Considering Nation of Domination was a thing...
>>1688671
Thickki and Paige
Well guess I'll beat off again gang
>5 mins into crackers with canned cheese and chill and she gives ya this look
What do?
>>1688336
Do Natalya next pls
>>1688682
all that down time and did not put in any mic work in. John deserves better.
>>1688675
DAMAGED
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Bex is enough for me.
>implying she wouldn't be disappointed as FUCK
Shut the fuck up. I just want to hold her hand
>>1688682
She knows how to use her mouth. Trust me.
>>1688686
remember The Nation Of Domination
Nikki Bella is winning the title at backlash
I know this to be true
>>1688702
Have sex
>>1688675
>/h/
Get that ass banned. You should have picked /hc/. Mods don't go there
>>1688686
Wasn't New Day basically a BLM group when they first started running vignettes for them? It lasted maybe two weeks, tops, before they shifted to that preaching choir gimmick.
>All this ass in the ring and on the outside
>And then there's Becky
Do you think the other girls make fun of her for her lack of butt?
Because that's my fetish
>>1688712
>>1688725
No they weren't dummy
>>1688719
Just an excuse for DX to wear black face
>>1688722
She lost to Carmella though.
>>1688336
Where's the Naomi one?
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
What did she mean by this?
>literally every single belt looks more prestigious than RAW's main one
Feel bad for based fatass. If it was just actually golden and looked like it weighed something it'd be more prestigious. It's an absolute joke title right now in every way.
>>1688725
nah, they were preachers who celebrated their blackness but then ferguson/baltimore happened and they dropped it
>>1688390
>No feet
At least you got the pits
BASED CAMERAMAN
TIGHT BUNDA SHOT
I AM AS DIAMONDS
>Naomi chant
Well shit, she is getting over.
>>1688744
>I AM AS DIAMONDS
>State of this sperg
>>1688739
She gets to turn out Alexa after the match
Not familiar with NXT.
But does Bliss have any talent? She looks to be the worst diva on SD currently.......even worst then fucking Eva Marie.
>>1688742
>>1688731
They absolutely were for a week or two. They hadn't even really formed the group yet; Woods teased that he would be forming something similar to the NoD. This was around August 2014, and they dropped it right around the time that Del Rio got fired. Then they debuted with their initial face gimmick.
>>1688782
She's pretty decent, has great tits and ass, works a hell well. She was permanent midcard in NXT.
>>1688782
She's mediocre
>>1688782
She has a bodybuilding / gymnastics background, better than the majority of the female roster.
>>1688782
She sucks
>>1688782
>even worst then fucking Eva Marie.
That's not even possible.
DID RHYNO JUST BLADE HIMSELF
>>1688458
Porn hopefully. Oh for the love of God please go to porn