SMACKDOWN LIVE! GAMETHREAD #3

Wait a second, this isn't /ic/

she should be on Raw

I WANT AJ'S COCK DOWN MY THROAT

WE GAIJIN SMAKUDOWNU

rawtists on suicide watch

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>>1687946

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(You) this if you cry everytime

RAW wins again Smackdownies. Time to turn your TVs off

https://youtu.be/VUBJzbyD2tE

fuck >>1687990

This nigger can flip

BOTCH

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Who /vp/ here?

>>1687990

(you)

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>the state of smackdown

>>1687946
does he sleep on those

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>>1687993

THE POWER OF APOLLO CREWS

>>1687990
;_;

>state of smackdown

>>1687984
They're shitposting really hard because they're angry about being BTFO so consistently
Smackdown being a consistently enjoyable show once again desu

Makin AJ seem a little weak so far

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>>1687993
>again

>>1687990
legit a good commercial, teebeehee

>>1687990
(You)

Holy shit I could watch these dudes wrestle forever.

NIGGERS BTFO

Why do they call him Cruz?

is he dominican?

>>1688001
You have to go back, Beato.

>THICKLY MUSCLED

>>1687946
MUH

Where did Cena go? Is he off doing that show he had on Fox again?

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>>1688001
Wrong image. So yeah, who /vp/ here?

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>>1688001

LE SMILING NIG BTFO

>>1688010
=D

Man, they really could have let that match simmer longer, though I understand that AJ has the highest power level in WWE right now besides Brock and Roman.

:(

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These are the spots I would like to cum my semen onto

>>1687990
i don't get this commerical
the dog is dressed as a lion
ok........
so what

>>1687991
watch omega vs naito / omega vs goto and you'll see how good he is right now

Are his gloves actually grippy?

I was hoping, when Apollo did the suicide dive, Mauro would call him a flying monkey or something just so I could see the melt down

NIGGERS BTFO

Whites win! Whites win!

>>1688022
Dominiggercan

>>1688012
AJ just knows how to not make his opponents look like complete shit.

>>1688009
>Sheamus vs Cesaro and Darren vs Titus infinitum
>The state of RAW.

I need a best of 7 series with these guys, not some bullshit Sheamus vs Cesaro fuck.

>>1688021

a nigger your new step dad?

>>1688035
>not inside the vagina
faggot

Smackdown has already won by virtue of le fruit basket HHH not coming out to bury people.

>>1688027
Cena is refusing to show up on the B show. He's not off, he's backstage right now and is advertised for the dark match

why isn't the Styles Clash his finisher?

>>1688012
>seem

>>1688032
Uncle Deano has an insane power level right now

>>1688035
>doesn't circle feet

You some kind of homosex or something?

>>1688028
Denialfag reporting in!

y'all niggas got a link to that miz promo?

Styles is gonna intefere in match and Corbin will win

>>1687988
>Implying AJ isnt a huge fucking nerd too

He was on 2 episodes of UpUpDownDown

>>1688035
>not on the shoes

18+

>>1688050
>wanting to cum inside a vagina
Are you gay?
>>1688056
feet are normalfag tier garbage

>>1688040
No.

>>1688035
>>1688042


>state of smackdownies

>>1688035
> Cum my semen
What did he mean by this?

D:

>>1688037
>baby is afraid of doggo
>but loves her stuffed lion
>dad gets mane for doggo
>now lion
>baby likes doggo

Baron Corbin sounds like a sandwhich

Kind of a boring show so far. Only Miz has been good so far.

>>1688039
Going to go find those right after Smackdown, Thanks

>every Raw championship will be defended
Shouldn't it be like that at every PPV?

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>>1688028
SKULL here my nigg

>>1688053
He can't do it on people taller than him.

>>1688046
No shit it could be a modern Benoit vs Booker T. WWE is going to lose money if they dont have AJ and Crews feud.

>>1688035
>Not on tits
>Not inside vagina
>No on back
>Not on ass cheek
>Circles behind knee
>Circles shoulder

have sex

>>1688053
It is, it's just his big match move. The flying elbow strike looks brutal enough to finish anyway and can be hit on big lads.

>>1688035
Holy shit you could eat cereal out of her cleavage with how deep it is

>>1687981
Same.tbqh senpai

>>1688051
Smackown won the second it aired. Raw was weak as fuck.

>>1688074
>it's ya boi

WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>1688075
(you)

Smackdown > Main Event > Superstars > Raw = NXMeme

WHITE FUCKING POWER

>>1688072
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ooez3_njpw-g1-26-day-18-kenny-omega-vs-tetsuya-naito_sport

>>1688082
>damage control

>Smackdown
>good
>only 3 threads

Get rekt boys, it's over. Raw wins

>>1688075
>He can't do it on people taller than him.
>Did it on John Cena
>Apollo is shorter then Sytles

What?

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>Tfw Raw wins the 6th week in a row

So what's lit family tonight?

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>>1688028
Who /skull/ here?

>>1688087
There should be a few more shows between SD and Raw to emphasize the power-gap

>>1688069
ah
thanks
i never see that first part
i usually mute the commercials and update the thread and catch up

>>1688092
Smackdownies are so delusional it's quite funny

>>1688094
You means wins for the second time ever.

>>1688094
>someone uniromically posted this
the state of this board

>>1688094
This is only Raw's 3rd win though

>>1688039
>>1688089
Serious question, where can I download NJPW/ROH shows? Only torrents?

Anyone knows?

Reminder that we still have based Heath to wrestle today.

>The state of RAW not having based Heath two shows in a raw.

>>1688092
>the state of raw
>desperately declaring themselves the winner

RAWTISTS BTFO

>>1688094
(You)

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>>1688085
>>1688088

SLATER MY SON

>>1688098
Throw Mr. Robot and QWAYN of the South in too.

>>1688090
Not really. Raw was god-awful, lad.

Based Slater Smackdown is saved

Apollo Crews should be AJ's first defence imo, if given time AJ gets yet another MOTY contender.

>>1688087
Let me fix this for you
Smackdown>NXMeme>Raw>>>Main Event=Superstars

BASED SLATER

Based Heath for all the belts

>Smackdown ad during Raw.
Shows Miz blowing the fuck out of DBry.
Builds interest in the show and what's going to happen.

>Raw ad during Smackdown.
The New Day twerk.

WTF that thing is his wife?

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>5/10 wife

RENEE LOOKING GOOD

>Slater over as fuck

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>>1688097
We're all Team Skull here.

>>1688112
>seething

SLATER
L
A
T
E
R

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

When did Smackdown become Impact?

I would fuck the shit out that fat bitch


whats her name?

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>This segment
Oh man what

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>>1688094
We already won with this Slater segment

>Heath promo time

Fuck WWE. Put the WWE title on him now

slater is high test confirmed

THIC
THIC SPOTTED

I wanna bone Slaters "wife"

slater working the fats like blacks do. nice job

Would smash Heath's wife

Poor Rhyno

BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH BULAH

what the hell is this

>ORS DERVES

Kek Heath Slater is based

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>State of smackdown

>heath and rhyno getting character development

and they say this is the fucking B show

THICCCCCCCCCCC

>>1688033
sup /RWBYg/

This is worse than NXMeme and 2014 TNA combined

HIGH TEST

>>1688101
>>1688103
Why are you lads conceding when Raw was awful and SD has been fun so far?
It's an easy win for us

>WHITE PEOPLE

Hot dogs and cheese wiz lolololol

>>1688129
TOPKEK

>Rhyno looking chill as fuck

Based

SLATER'S WHOLE GIMMICK WILL BE A RUSE. HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE POOR ALL ALONG.

Please let that be a fucking plant and he doesn't want his real family used..

Wtf is this

>>1688129
They keep trying to replicate Broken Matt's brilliance.

>>1687946
John Cena is a lucky man

>HIGH TEST SLATER

>>1688109
is that Finn Balor?

Why is Rhyno in his house

Based Slater

>can cheese

its the little things

What the fuck is Rhyno eating

This feels like something i'd see on TNA

This is worse than TNA

Slater is the only legit draw in WWE right now

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Based Heath

>>1688125
huh?

K I N O

BASED RHYNO

Promo of the year?

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>Smackdown

Crackers love crackers

BASED HEATH
BASED RHYNO

>Ryhno nomming the cheeze wiz and crackers like a boss

>pizza CRUSTS

>yfw slater's fat wife is hotter than any """""woman""""" on raw

BASED JOBBER

this is some lynch level shit man.

FUCKING KEK RHYNO

>>1688165
He is the bul- I mean rhyno

FUCKING STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

This is fucking great, legit laughing

I can't remember the last time WWE was intentionally funny

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>smackdown

>>1688169
>>1688170
WONDERFUL!

Pure kino

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>>1688152
>being this much in denial

The state of Smackdownies

HIGH TEST
I
G
H

T
E
S
T

Rhyno being there just chilling makes this segment even better

I'm loving trailer trash rhyno

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Lord have mercy

They gonna DP renee

FACT: There has never been anyone in TNA that drew a dime in their career.

>>1688165
He feels a conection with Slater because they share the same family values.

BEST SEGMENT OF BOTH SHOWS

>>1688193
>seething

what the fuck is going on

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>This segment
>State of smackdown
>We're the wrestling show

>"My 18 children! Prepare the above ground pool, for massacre!"

They spending a lot of time on this for a 2-hour show...

GOAT segment

Dude. Spray cheese, Vienna sausages and crackers

Scust

Promo of the year confirmed hahahaha holy shit

>ywn drive ATV and shoot at empty beer bottles with based slater

smackdown has wrestlekino

holy shit

we won

this might be the funniest segment I have seen in a year or two outside of the broken matt tna stuff

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JUST

THE STATE OF SLATER'S LIFE KEK

"FAT PEOPLE LOL" - WWE 2016

Crowd laughed at Rhyno crackers, silence for gassy big girl. WWE please learn.

BASED HEATH
BASED RHYNO
WORKING THE MARKS

Absolute kino. Rawtists on suicide watch.

Vince is probably pissing his pants laughing right now

>>1688177
Better than the niggesr twerkin segment.

Didn't Rhyno run for state senate or something?

>smackdownies think this is hilarious

>dat response from Rhyno

Fucking dying here

>fat shaming
Also this is lasting too long.

>>1688211

>wrestlekino

neck yourself weeb

>>1688184
This is starting to swing from Claire Lynch to David Lynch DESU

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>Rhyno just shrugs

Rhyno just drew a sad face with cheez whiz on a cracker and ate it.
Straight faced.

I adore Heath but this segment has went on for to long.

SMACKDOWN WON AGAIN

EVEN AFTER WE PUT THE TITLE ON BASED FAT ASS

WILL RAW EVER WIN A WEEK?

( ._.)

( ;_;)

BASED RHYNO

Throwback to the Jamie Noble gimmick

>they're out back picking up cans and bottles
>ROSCO

FUCKING SIDES

cans n bottle champions

Rhyno looks based as fuck

Looks like you can get drunk with and start brawls and win.

10/10 segment

I could watch Rhyno eating crackers for hours and I have no idea why

>>1688206
>not realizing smackdown doesnt have a fucking roster so they need filler for a fucking 2 hour show

>>1688199
... Hogan... Jeff and Matt Hardy... Sting

>>1688221
It's truly cringey

>>1688218
vince wrote this shit himself it's so fucking obvious fuck that old degenerate

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THIS IS KINO
WE FUCKING WIN AGAIN LADS

DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED DEAN KEKED

DEAN KEKED BY THE RHINOCEROUS

DEAN CU CKED AGAIN

RHYNO GONNA HIT IT

DEAN CuCKED BY BASED RHYNO

>>1688199
>FACT: There has never been anyone in TNA that drew a dime in their career.

Let's see, Kurt Angel, AJ Styles, DeLow Brown, MVP etc.

Dean's getting cucked by based Rhyno

>Redneck Slater
KEK

>>1688241
Rhyno is the new ASMR

Smackdown truly is the autist show.

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>>1688229

Dean KEK'd by Based Rhyno LEL

>>1688215
>>1688225
>>>/wew/

10/10

DEANETTY KEKED AGAIN THIS TIME BY RHYNO

RAWTISTS STATUS: LITERALLY SEETHING

So Smackdown just won.

ROSCO v Slater match when?

>>1688232
ywn stick your dick in her mouth full of chew feed

JDIMSA

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>return of headbangers
>bray wyatt sermon for the serpent

DEAN PREPPING THE RHYNO

>>1688237
this he is based and heath is too

can they be our boys?

>>1688232
Brehs

This is the longest porno intro I've ever seen.

fucking wonderful

reminded me off the matt hardy stuff in TNA

was that dolph's old girlfriend?

headbangers goin byebye after tonight

>>1688242
>Smackdown manages to constantly shit on Raw with 40% of their roster

The writing teams have to be different. The gap in general aptitude is just so wide.

Why would WWE present one of its "superstars" as poor as fuck? Even though his gimmick is a redneck, he's saying here that they don't pay him well enough to afford anything other than a trailer.

That segment was a good 2 minutes too long and his "wife" really dragged the whole thing down

>>1688199
Christian Cage

>wrestlekino
>literal GOAT wrestler about to get the belt
>BASED Miz
>An actual tag division

besides Jericho how can Raw even compete?

I can't believe it, smackdown won again

And the show isn't even half over

why even try at this point?

That was objectivley a good segment.

Maybe Slater will go full Pillman down the line, threatening to shoot Lesnar with his gun to protect his high test wife.

Book it Vince.

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Smackdownies pic related

>>1688266
JUST

boi he bout to gore dat cunny

>>1688261

But Deanetty is smackdown's champion? So you encourage cuckoldry?

Fascinating.

>Rhyno cucking Deano

YOU JUST KNOW

>>1688266
>rawtist trying this hard when he's lost every week since the draft
STATE OF YOU HAHAHA

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>yfw Slater's wife is hotter than Renee

>>1688247
>Smackdown had Based Miz and John fucking Cena?

why even watch raw desu?

I can't wait to see these old fucks in the ring

They gotta be in horrible shape

>>1688275
He's hired by either brand dummy

>>1688275
he's a free agent in kayfabe, dummy

I literally had tears in my eyes by the end of that segment

What in the cunting christ was that

>>1688272
I understood this reference.

>>1688272
kek

>>1688275
He's a free agent you dumbass

>>1688287
PLEASE have sex

>>1688273
No one cared about them 17 years ago. Why would anyone care about a couple of 40 year old guys playing a gimmick they grew out of a decade ago?

>>1688292
Have sex

>>1688275
You realize there are athletes that made millions that ended up broke, addicted, and homeless. It doesn't show that they don't pay enough, it shows he isn't responsible with his money.

That.. and, you know, its just supposed to be funny and not thought about this deeply. Fucking autist.

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>>1688287

Rawtists mad that we have Punished Slater, king of comedy.

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>There are """"""""""people""""""""' who enjoyed that cringe 15 minute segment

I guess they don't call you smackdownies for no reason.

>>1688290
NOT hired

>Chaz returns

I don't care much for Trasher but Chaz is based. WWE plz sign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VIonmrBlrM

if that segment was cut shorter by like 2 minutes it would have been pure kino

>Kayfabe in 2016

Am I fucking dreaming?

>>1688253
>Kurt Angel
>Angel
>D.Lo Brown was a draw
>DeLow
>MVP was a draw
>Doesn't list Ric Flair

EIGHTEEN FUCKING PLUS

>>1688257
>Says the RAWtits who tag champs are autists and they even induced a retard.

How will RAWcucks ever recover?

>>1688275
He doesnt have a contract. They dont pay him

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>Rawtists literally >SEETHING because a fatass manlet holds their world title, a black stable holds their tag team titles for way too long, and some cowtits, butterface holds their womens championship

>>1688295
>>1688295
NEW

>>1688295
>>1688295
>>1688295
NEW

>>1688295
>>1688295
NEW

>>1688295
>>1688295
NEW

>>1688295
>>1688295
>>1688295
NEW

>>1688289
They might be in better shape than they were when they left, when it comes to mid-card attitude era guys they're two of the very few who actually kept wrestling regularly and gave a shit about their physique

>>1688311
Kayfabe has evolved, son.
seek sunlight

based chrisley taking no shit

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>>1688286
>return of headbangers
>bray wyatt's sermon for the serpent
>the miz dbry situation went nowhere and to ziggler

>>1688313

>absolutely seething

Nice sperg show you got there pal.

>>1688304
Hi there rawcuck. How are those trannies, a male feminist gm, and an overweight Canadian as your world champ treating you?

THE FIREFLYS ARE OUT

>>1688317
>Le wacky loony man

>>1688281
>memegenerator
>uploaded from mobile
Rawtists everyone

>Hey, we fucked up and made a star wrestler look like shit, how do we fix it?

>get him in a fued with that fat fuck bray.

At what point are they gonna realize that having bray lose 500 times doesn't put the other wrestler over, it just makes him look like unbelievable garbage

>>1688325
>male feminist gm
>fat fuck champ
>literal trannies running around
>nigger champs
>everyone is injured
>ratings are plummeting
JUST

>>1688290
>>1688291
>>1688296
He's been a free agent for, what, a month? Six weeks? There was nothing there to imply that he was previously paid well and spent it all. He was just poor as fuck, period, meaning that he has never been paid well, even before the brand split. It wasn't like he was living in a mansion that was well-stocked with the best food and alcohol, with ferraris and shit in the driveway. That could have been dealt with with a single line by Heath early in the segment. "Sorry about the place, I kind of missed the payments on my beachside place because I'm not signed right now." Sorry that Ryan Ward can't write comedy segments.

>>1688327
>Being this BTFO.

Kek i see recovery is not an option.

>>1688345
>At what point are they gonna realize that having bray lose 500 times doesn't put the other wrestler over, it just makes him look like unbelievable garbage

Never because Bray is just the anti- Undertaker.

>>1688270
underrated

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>RAWTISTS SEETHING
following this based Wyatt/Orton promo

so incoming orton squash match