/wwe/ General Thread #2092: Based Fatass BTFO Carter Edition Redo

>>1683041

https://vid.me/L2J9

>>1683041

Going to delete this one too retard?

>>1683041
Just don't delete this one too

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>>1683044
Leave fatass.

>>1683044
more like good job deleting the first one faggot.

>>1683041
Will New Day ever lose the titles, they are so fucking stale its unreal.

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Reminder

>>1683052
>>1683056
Janny deleted this. I will continue to post /wwe/ generals like we're suppose to.

>>1683070

>Janitors
>/asp/

Yeah right...good one carter.

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>>1683070

Why would the janitor delete this lone thread but leaves the other hoards of trash that populate this board at any given time?

>>1683044
BROTHER CARTER

>>1683096
Beats me either Carter is a Janny or he's false reporting threads and the mod is being a dipshit.

>>1683041
Why does Triple H look disgusted?

>>1683096

I just like how HHH never unhooks the arms until you actually faceplant

>>1683113
stonerplanker SEETHING cuz his general will never be popular and big as ours

>>1683115
That's the proper way of doing Pedigrees.

Heres to hoping that next RAW they give him the freedom they did in NXT when hes on the mic. Let him fuckin go free since hes up on the card now. I miss Kevin grilling the fuck out of meme crowds

>>1683120

Yes that's what I was pointing out.

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>>1683096
Why wasn't this a disqualification

>>1683150

>Steph and Mick Foley say that they're gonna ban people from interfering to keep the prestige of the title
>HHH literally eliminates 2 people all by himself

>>1683150
It's a variation of a Fatal Four Way so it still has the no DQ bit.

>>1683096
>that KO mark in the front row losing his shit

simpler times

>>1683150
It was a no DQ match

So yeah Cesaro is injured again

>>1683112
Because Steen is disgusting

>>1683155
>>1683162
it sure wasn't promoted that way.

>>1683174
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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These are gonna be fun

>>1683112

He immediately regretted his decision...but on a serious note, that was a good ending to RAW mostly cause now it makes you look forward to next week instead of hating your life. If it was 2 hours instead of 3, it'd be really good. That 2nd hour is really dreadful.

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>>1683174
>Can't even make it to the 2nd match in the best of 7
Forever midcard

>>1683192
>mostly cause now it makes you look forward to next week
No, it doesn't. I turned the shit off after the Jericho/Neville match

>>1683196
*Past the 2nd

>>1683174
Source?

>>1683196
Implying it's not a work to kill this feud eary

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>>1683208
>WWE.com posted the following regarding Cesaro being "injured" by Sheamus during their match on RAW:

>Cesaro suffered multiple contusions to the lumbar spine during his match against Sheamus Monday on Raw, WWE.com can confirm.

>Late in the match, Sheamus backdropped Cesaro into the turnbuckle before locking him in the Cloverleaf.

>>1683174
>>1683218
Memesaro BTFO

>>1683218
Well at least we don't have to see that godawful Best out of 7 Series.

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>>1683208

>>1683218
>cesaro

Wtf was that spot anyway.

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What did he mean by this?

>>1683150

>charlotte botches and has her leg under the rope on her first callup match
>WWE suddenly starts acting like this was ever a rule
>start making other guys do it and over emphasise it
>cringe as fuck
>nobody bothered reaching for the rope
>instead would litearlly just reach under the rope

>>1683240
It has been a rule for decades. I'm tired of this meme.

>>1683239
>unintelligent imbecile's

top lel

>>1683240
"Leg under the rope" was used in a Cena/Khali match in 2007

18+

>>1683102

I KNEW YOU'D GAIN HEIGHT

>>1683180
There aren't DQs in triple threat or more matches

>>1683250

>another shit wrestler

>>1683246

>decades

literally nobody ever fucking talked about or ever brought it up

her fucking long ass legs were under the rope (BARELY) during a PPV and they used it as a gimmick to get around her losing

then Dean Ambrose did a bunch of times too

funny how 99% of the time Cena puts his finisher on someone they grab the rope, never once just "stuck their hand out in the empty space under the ropes"

>>1683277
>be proven wrong
>go into denial

Who else marked the fuck out when Jericho did the Lion Tamer?

>>1683277
It was brought up in 2007 with Cena and Khali

>>1683277
Yes, WWE only applies their rules when they need a plot device. Doesn't mean it was invented in 2014 by Charlotte. Even WCW did it

>>1683316

I did. He should never do the walls when he's a heel.

So what will HHH's motivations be for turning on Seth or will he just say, "it's nothing personal kid just business"

>Seth Fallout
https://youtu.be/b7IrUfW4mEg
>Fatass takes pictures
https://youtu.be/A-nx5twz7J4
>Enzo watching Cass job
https://youtu.be/WV8-HZUdTOY

>>1683096
YOU JUST KNOW haitch held the pedigree setup longer than seth was expecting just to humiliate him

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B A S E D

>>1683323
But he first started doing that move as a heel

>>1683344
Based Hogan giving Based Fatass his blessing.

>>1683048
lol

>>1683328

kek enzo is so cute

>yfw he's as tall as cena

>>1683353
Ugh, Steen is a racist too, huh?

>>1683348

And over the years it's become a face move, it was even getting cheered tonight until he did the lion tamer.

It's like when The Rock never did the people's elbow when he was a heel.

Seth vs HHH feud N O W

>>1683364
He's fat and he's white, so obviously.

>>1683382
I can't even right now...

>>1683380

Gonna have to wait all the way till wrestlemania to see that match.

>>1683380
HHH vs the Authority. HHH is the face. HHH is replacing Finn as leader of Balor Club in the Balor Club vs Authority storyline.

>>1683384
He's a man too. Three strikes. Classic racist.

>>1683385
anything for the war of pedigrees

>>1683384
Dumbstruck huh? Typical racist. When confronted with logic and evidence you all go full retard.

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>ywn do DDP Yoga with Noel Foley
https://youtu.be/EnBe0wf3Q_M
Life is suffering.

>>1683380
>YOU SEE SETH THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT IN THIS BUSINESS...

>>1683390
HHH is now fathers with Jericho to Kevin who protect him because they see him as a good world champion as former champs themselves. The Authority angle is done, HHH is now not doing what is best for business and is now picking Kevin as what is best for his ego

At this rate, Shane and Vince are going to win just by having guys left standing on Smackdown. HHH's boys keep getting injured or injure others.

>>1683394
You're right, I forgot to check my privilege.
I just find it problematic that someone I used to like is a racist, raping shit lord.

>>1683399
>YOU SEE
Forgot the "because". Haitch loves to say "because".

>>1683384
>>1683407

ironic shitposting is still shitposting you stupid idiot

>>1683413
This whole board is a giant shit post faggot

>>1683417

Go be a stupid idiot somewhere else

>>1683423
Nope. This is the cancer board now. Deal with it.

>>1683277
Legs or arm only have to be under the rope. It's always been that way. Grabbing the rope is just more dramatic.

>>1683428

It's only cancer cause you're here.

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Rate your champions /wwe/.

>>1683438
Ill be generous and give it a 1/10

>>1683438
>WWE champions
>lists MemeXTers

Those developmental belts mean less than the women's titles.

>>1683438
Fatass, Miz and Rusev + NXmeme guys are based

everyone else is shit

>>1683041
>an old man buries the main event scene while handpicking a fat slob with moldy pits and a pubey neckbeard to win stephs period blood GOATSE inspired shitstrap of emasculation
This is totally gonna pull in ratings

>>1683438
JUST/10

>>1683438
8/10

>>1683438
>Dean
>Heh, I'm the champ, kid.

>Charlotte
>Hey kid, wanna ss?

>New Day
>*Mixed feelings*

>Kevin Owens
>I could be at home eating a hamburger right now. I'm hungry. Why couldn't I have done that Sonic commercial. Or the KFC match?

>Miz
>Heh, I'm the Miz, kid.

>Rusev
>MUST. MAINTAIN. EYE CONTACT.

>>1683438

>Deanetty
ANYONE on the smackdown roster is better than this guy
>Charlotte
Simply do not care, she's been champ for what feels like a year non-stop and done absolutely nothing with that title
>New Day
Same thing with Charlotte, literally stagnated the state of those tag titles
>Kevin Owens
New and somewhat exciting, let's see where it goes, hopefully not the same boring authority angle of the last 3 years of him being a protected golden boy like Orton and Seth
>Miz
His promo on talking smack sparked interest in him as a character again. In the ring he does suck a lot though
>Rusev
Based
>Nakamura
Don't care
>Asuka
Don't care
>The revival
Do not care

>>1683460
Has Owens cheated to win as a heel? Or does he either win clean or straight up lose? Wondering if he'll be the first fighting heel champ in a long time

>>1683174
>>1683218
these guys are getting injured way too much over the past few years, it's a damn shame

>>1683438
>Deano
just average, hope he & AJ will have a good match at the next ppv
>Charlie
average, have doubts about main roster ppv match with bayley being any good
>New Day
overstayed their welcome, need to drop the belts asap
>KO
hopefully it'll be entertaining, but too early to say
>Miz
people still shit on him for everything he does, when his wrestling is his severe weak spot. he proved last week why he's an awesome promo. hope the fantasy booking people had about cena being bryan's guy after his break to take the ic belt happens. bryan tossing mooks to miz only for miz to beat them, until cenawins
>Rusev
kind of there, average. dunno who he could feud with
>Nakamura
will have to see how they filmed shit for the nxt tapings, same case as KO
>Asuka
great, but they've really booked the women in a really bad spot. either they gotta rush up ember moon or try to quickly build other girls for asuka to face. always the possibility of bringing down a main roster girl (like they did w/nattie) to feud with the champ
>Revival
great, they're really become a heel team people want to see lose. as long as they keep on with the match quality, and get some extra promo time, they could keep the belts a bit longer

>>1683041
BASED FATASS AND HAITCH WORKING THE FUCK OUT OF THE SMARKS

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>mfw KO brings in SCUM and forces out the Authority and runs Raw with an iron fist

>>1683468

He cheated to beat Ryback for the IC title. But of recent he's been beating people like Zayn clean.

>>1683438
>WWE will die in your lifetime

Feels good, man

Vince will take KO in as his new son.

>Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Cedric Alexander, Rich Swann, Brian Kendrick, Noam Dar and TJ Perkins

thouths about the current list of those raw cruiser waits, brother?

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>>1683174
>Cesaro injured

It's never gonna happen for him right? What can he do at this point?

>>1683515
>What can he do at this point?

Cut his losses and go to NJPW. No way will Vince trust him with a world title.

>>1683508
>Tommaso Ciampa
Why the fuck is he considered a cruiserweight?

>>1683520
This seems more plausible at this point.

>>1683521

wwe cruiserweight is under 220lbs

FATE
OWENS
FATE

>>1683344
The GOAT has spoken

>>1683438
>ambrose
decent
>charlie
she's a good promo and a good heel
>New Day
they suck now but creative ruined Gallows&Anderson so there's no good heel team that can get the bels off them.
>KO
I still see him as a midcard guy but I'm hopful he'll be great
>Miz
trash champion
>Rusev
decent
>Nakamura
great
>Asuka
perfection
>Rivivals
perfection

>>1683528
CWC limit is 205, i remember the value from your post being used a decade ago, but will that difference still be in effect? not saying it's a bad thing, it actually would help out with the guys who had to trim down for the tourney (a couple at least 20lbs)

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How is Roman so fuckin based

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>>1683174
W O R K E D

>>1683438
>Dean
Trash/10
>Charlotte
I like her but she's been champ way too long. Basically a straight year.
>New Day
Just drop them. Please.
>KO
Based but potential to have an awful reign because of the monkeys in creative.
>Miz
Entertaining guy, bad champion.
>RuRu
Needs a good opponent. He's talented but the reign has been lacking.
>Nakamura
Fine. He's not bad but I don't get the 'best in the world' hype at all.
>Asuka
Love her. Easily one of my favourite wrestlers right now. Will be gutted when she drops the title and Vince gets his hands on her.
>Revival
Best tag team in the company, great heels.

>>1683468
He has won clean before but cheats often as well. He's become more chickenshit in the last few months.

>>1683515
wwe feeds people they dont like to sheamus
remember christians never ending feud with him before all the brogue kick concussions forced him to retire?
Listen to how many time they tried to make him feud with bryan to try and end him too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDLhhPtS0s
Now cesaro is the guy they hate so he has the sheamus target on his back(literally)

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How is the Big Dog this based

>the club is TnA 2.0 with Dana as their Trish

I am perfectly fine with this. Hope they win the titles.

>>1683565
Based Fella taking out the trash

>>1683551

Did anyone else notice there was a 5 minute stretch where he literally only used superman punches (though most of them got countered)

>>1683569
Fuck it would be cool if they did that.

>>1683578
>t and a
>cool

go rim your boy in the hospital fag

>>1683566

How many times did Big Cass do the big boot? does he have any other moves?

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>>1683582
huh?

>>1683438
shit
shit
meh
based
GOAT
GOAT
based
kawaii
really starting to like these guys even though I don't watch NXT anymore

and this isn't /wwe/ anymore. /wwe/ is dead. this is fucking /asp/ and is dead 5 days a week. you didn't experience the glory of /wwe/ so don't try to pretend you know what you're talking about.

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>>1683582
what?

>>1683582
irish whip
punches
big boot
scoop slam
running elbow drop
I forget what his finisher is but I think it's a sitout powerbomb

you could learn to perform his moveset by spending 4 weeks and $3000 at lance storm's academy due to the weak loonie

>>1683590
>>1683598

His thigh must hurt from all the slaps he gives it.

>big cass got eliminated by 0 (zero) finishers

lolwut
he got pinned by a kick and a frog splash

>>1683590
>>1683598
>those crowd reactions
Based. Mastodons are what people want to see, not fat manlets.

>>1683604
The bullfrog splash is kinda KO's signature move now at least

>>1683604

He got beat by 3 signature moves which equal 1.5 finishers.

>>1683096
"I got you, son."

;_;

BASED HAITCH DAD OF THE YEAR

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your wwe champions

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Roman should have won

>>1683096
So much better than Seth's shitty pedigree. Can he finally drop that now?

>>1683651

Based Big Dog with that one arm powerbomb.

>>1683576
I just watched the entire match and nothing of the sort happened, so no.

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>>1683666
FUCK


OFF

>>1683684
>Deanfuck isn't a man of words

I knew it

>>1683681

>He actually thought the guy with 10,000 posts a month on /asp/ would leave

wew lad. He said the same thing about Deanetty beating HHH at roadblock. That was 6 months ago.

>we're gonna see a triple cuck babydick jasethy steph storyline feud

fuck it all

>>1683690
forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7IrUfW4mEg

>>1683651
He'll win next year

For now he'll win the US title

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>one guy took out two main eventers with one move

SUCH POWER
HES FUCKING GOING OVER

>>1683651
in due time, give him a run with the US belt first

>>1683705

He's buried every single top guy in every era since his career started. The collection is complete.

>>1683659
I think the Falcons Arrow would be a great finisher for Seth

Based KO

Anti-smarks btfo

>>1683716

Or let him just use the frog-splash

>>1683705
It was to make up for the burial of Seth's pedigree

I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

>>1683724
the fat ass is literally a 'anti-smark'

>>1683730
Its a KO move now. He even pinned someone with it

>>1683730
KO already has the Bullfrog splash

Reminder that the era of the shieldettys is coming to an end when AJ beats the lunatic cringe next week at backlash.

>>1683730
Phoenix splash will be on senpai

>>1683748
based agoat

>>1683748

>era

you mean error*

also:

1(ONE) Styles Clash

>>1683218
>contusions to the lumbar spine
This has got to be a work. There's no way you can diagnose that without an MRI, and there's no way he got to a hospital, got an MRI, got a diagnosis, and then told management, who then published an article about it in the span of an hour or two.

That dumb spot at the end was very intentional.

>>1683771

Dont they have doctors and medical equipment backstage? It could very well be a work but that spot looked awfully dangerous.

>>1683508
They need one or two more legit dudes to cement it in my opinion

If they could get Gentleman Jack and use Neville in it it would be 10/10

>>1683508
Who who who who based who who

>>1683705
>Roman took three Pedigrees at Wrestlemania
>kicked out thrice
>gets Pedigree'd once and slowly pushed to the ring
>gets pinned

Hmmm?

>>1683782
looks like we'll have to wait for big Dick Meltzer to give us the facts.

>>1683793

He got pedigreed on the pavement

>>1683793
he's powered up since mania

he's worked houseshows with deano who beats everybody with his shitty ddt and he's gone to china and learned ancient orient secrets

this is his final form

>>1683782
MRI scanners aren't portable. They have emergency responders and a physician backstage, but that's it. They definitely don't have the kind of equipment to make a definitive diagnosis on musculoskeletal trauma.

>>1683180

Well they have to have a champion, so DQ would naturally be off since the title doesn't change hands on a DQ.

>Creative still trying to pull the "Reigns is a face" meme with Haitch
What was the idea here

>>1683801
whenever Brock wants the title

>>1683648
Styles isn't champion yet and the universal title isn't a world title

KO winning was nice but that Raw was still 2 hours and 55 minutes of garbage
Smackdown gonna win tonight?

>>1684120
Bryan Daniel will come out of retirement to challenge Miz

>>1683959
>>1683959
>>1683959

>>1683218
I'm pretty sure this is a work.

Cesaro is possibly injured again.

Why the fuck did Roman not kick out of the pedigree 20 seconds after the fact. Got hit with a fucking pedigree outside the ring, got dragged into the ring, then Seth got dragged into the ring and he still didn't kick out. Fuck WWE

>>1683218
ayy, I haven't seen you in months

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>>1683250
>Not watching a garbage match from '07 means you're underage
This maymay is getting out of hand.

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>>1684399
>not being well versed in your Khali match knowledge
>not watching Khali/Cena mat classics
my man, 18+ board, 18+ general, 18+ thread, 18+ conversation.

>>1684435
Khali and cena didn't have memorable matches you fucking spaz. He picked him up that was it

>>1684309
>>1684309
Triple H buried all three of them. They all looked like chumps, Owens included.

>>1684309

>complains that a finisher finished a wrestler

t. fat smark

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>>1684435
I bet you have a deep knowledge of velocity matches too.

>>1683041
Guys.
If Survivor Series becomes Raw vs SD and KO faces AJ as part of a best of five
How does this make you feel?

>>1683738
worked

>>1684511
Velocity had some fucking awesome matches with the cruiserweights or Regal

18+

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>>1684565
>THE CRISP TECHNICAL REST HOLDS DISPLAYED BY REGAL ALMOST MADE ME CUM

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Reigns pinned Booker T style with a pedigree then a pin 20 seconds later
>KEVIN OWENS WINS THE BELT

ANTI-SMARKS WILL NEVER RECOVER

>>1684608
>meme shitposting

Thanks for outing yourself as a moron so I don't have to.

The real question here is this: why did it take them so long to turn Rollins face? People have been begging for this for months.

Jericho getting an unnecessary win over Neville bothered me way more than this. At least now we get tweener whining baby Rollins who will bring the curb stomp back and fuck people up. Or he'll just bitch and moan on Raw for months.

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>>1684645

because

>muh Roman experiment

>>1684565
Greatest match in Velocity history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qE21nmfCA

>>1684618
i'm replying to the worst /asp/ meme "18+"
Tit for tat.

what is vince doing nowadays? and i even thought that he will not give wwe to shane

>Opening of Raw next week
>Trips and KO in the ring
>YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS KEVIN OWENS IS BEST FOR BUSINESS BECAUSE HE LEARNED UNDER THE GAME IN NXT. HE IS ONE OF MY GUYS SO HE HAS THE PEDIGREE OF A CHAMPION
>Owens turns to Trips
>Kick, irish whip, pop-up power bomb
>THANKS FOR THE ENDORSEMENT HUNTER BUT I'M NOT A HHH GUY. I'M A JIM CORNETTE GUY!
>This hits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4eBmeH0MAmk

Would you mark?

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>>1684703
He's putting on shows for "these fans"

>>1684611

>This obsessed with the big dog

PLEADING

So they're turning Rollins face to help get Reigns over when thay team up right to fight HHH right?

>>1684750

no

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>>1684750

>Reigns get over

>>1683044
>Deanslime is a lier

jeez who'd have thought

>>1683438

>Dean
hell yes

>Charlotte
better than sasha

>new day
this stable suck ass

>KO
possible feud with jericho excites me

>Rusev
good,but lost all credibility after being destroyed by reigns

>nxt guys
yummy

>>1684769

Filtered already

>>1683551
Anyone else notice him calling Seff "bitch ass boi" when the camera went on him during Seths entrance?

>the authority is back
Please no

>>1684748
>the big dog
Who, Cass?

>>1683438
>Ambrose
He's been disappointing. Doesn't help that he had to help with Ziggler. This AJ feud should be way better.
>Charlotte
So bored of her.
>New Day
Stale.
>Owens
Based.
>Miz
Shit but got interesting with the Bryan thing. Let's see if this goes somewhere good.
>Rusev
Based but always get stuck in shit feuds. Finally got a decent opponent in Roman and they seem to have dropped that feud like a bag of shit.
>NXT champs
These guys are all pretty great.

>>1684645
Because Vince is stubborn as a mule.

>>1684954
>a decent opponent in Roman

Reigns isn't even in Rusev's league

>>1684999
Regardless of his abilities, I basically mean a guy who it means something to beat, not fucking Titus O'Neill or Jack Swagger or some other jobber.

>>1685009
>guy who beat Cena clean in his debut can't beat Rollins

>>1685009
>>1684992
you said you'd leave you fucking retard go back to /b/

I actually think they will mention Rollins injuring his opponents. There was a rumor that they were going to do more workshoot promos like Miz/Bryan.

I can't look past how horribly booked that finish was just because I am happy with the result.

How the fuck does it protect Rollings and Reigns to have them get beaten by an old guy who doesn't even wrestle anymore as opposed to the guy you are going to put the fucking belt on?

What the fuck is wrong with Paul? Is he literally retarded or just so fucking vain and arrogant that he thinks it makes sense for him to come out and give two guys his finisher so Kevin Owens can pin them.... What the fuck.

I know we're all looking forward to old man Vince dying because maybe they can right the ship once he's gone, but have we considered the fact that HHH and Stephanie are actually WORSE than Vince?

>it's ANOTHER Triple H episode
It's like I'm watching reruns. Please end this

>>1685110
>but have we considered the fact that HHH and Stephanie are actually WORSE than Vince?

Steph is literally Vince Jr. but HHH is nowhere near as close to as bad as either of them.

Im watching last nights RAW and during the Steph and Hayman segment there was ECW chants and when Steph says she bought ECW there were fucking cheers. How massive WWE cumslurpers can a crowd get?

>>1685127
They were cheering either because she acknowledged them, or because she acknowledged an old storyline. But yeah they're retarded.

>>1685110
>heels do heel shit
>i'm angry

>>1683693
>>1683739
>>1683751
>>1684992
>>1685009
OBSOLETE

So since HHH screwed both Rollins and Roman does that mean they're going to fight HHH 2 on 1?

Roman already beat HHH at Wrestlemania and also shooed him off in a backstage segment months ago, did all of that build not matter?

I would also point out that Roman kicked out of multiple Pedigrees and one Pedigree had him knocked out?

>>1685230

> does that mean they're going to fight HHH 2 on 1?


Some of you are legitimately underage

>>1684992
lol you're a loser

Why do all championship belts look the same now?

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>>1685326
They're aping UFC

>>1685344

The UFC belts actually look good though and don't have a stupid W taking up 90% of the belt itself.

>>1683382

WTF I hate Kevin Owens now !

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>>1683433

>>1683041
> first /wwe/ general in fucking ages
> gives it a le thread theme and le current champ list
> even an NXMeme champs list
Literally wew
Literally kill yourself

>KO couldn't just win on his own with a heel tactic
>Instead he gets to be HHH's new bitch
If they give Owens the same lines and booking they gave Rollins last year, fuck I might have to become a Smackdownie.

>>1685518
bretcums SEETHING this hard

>>1685568
> wewtist cuckter defending a wewtist OP
No surprise

>>1685525
It would have been better if KO just won and Trips would just fucking retire (for real) already.

>>1683793
Roman was kayfabe juiced as fuck that whole period where he was kicking out of everything, since they acknowledged the wellness suspension using Seth but never said what it was for.

>>1685653

>HHH
>Retiring any time soon

He'll be on the card for WM 50.

>>1685590
>SEETHING

>>1684982
He's so stubborn that he'd rather Benoit his family than allow Roman turn heel.

>>1685117

Go back and watch 97-98 Raw. Every match is Austin, DX, the Nation, or the Ministry interrupting every match and attacking anyone in the ring, even when they have no reason to be there.

25 Reason why Roman Rein Dog is the #1 greatest of all time.

1. He has a great badass attitude WWE need , someone like to be the next Rocky ...
2. He never betrayed the Shiel, he stay true to the Shiel brother Dean Ambrose .
3. He main evented biggest match of all time all WrestleMania history against The Games.
4. He has most amazing spear of any performer that and is include Goldberg, Rated R Etje, and so forth,.
5. He won Champiounship same match I mentioned.
6. He came closest ever to beating Braq Lesnar...
7. He is big fan Bret Man Heart , Macho Men, so many legends .
8. Has greatest theme song of current era : made by musician Jim Jones who is WWE the theme song legend .
9. He is a true Sex Warrior. It is glorious sight to see him walk through crowd and let all girls touch him.
10. Just like how his brother the Roq he was called "Brahma Bull" in honor of the temple , he is Big Dog in honor of Sarama Devashuni .
11. He is the real Superman not Eminem, not John Cena , no one else but him has this claim...
12. He is confident in face of adwersity that is unfair , even when crowd has 10,000 obese man with fedora on top and beard under it.
13. He has a many many moves. All kinds of punches , powerbomp, spear, and slam. These the other wrestlers they just do kicks.
14. He loves the fans more than any wrestler. This Roman Empire is bigger than the old one . Because he has the Gladiator spirit .
15. Roman Reign is big , tall, muscular, overalls he is a believeable Champion for all time. This part you pay attention... it's not blind, it's smart.

End of the Part One.

>>1685668
Go back to redddit, you arent part of /wwe/

16. He has the coolness factor . Everyone is amazed whenever he says "I'm not the bad guy or good guy just THE guy!"
17. He is educating audience with classic fairy tales . Even those who heard it should be reminded .
18. He pay all his do already , but they treat him like rookie, that means he is under-rated,
19. I heard rumor his fist titanium like Rocky his face in a recent movie . And also like the Terminator... but it's real life.
20. He is a very understanding porfessional when it comes to I.T., computers, etxc... I heard rumor every paper view he is backstage making sure the Network is vorking.
21. Every demographic likes Roman Reign. Even Untouchables who can't afford a ticket when they tour here , they give their clothes to him .
22. He has a real personal story , he is not 'fake' Sport Entertainment wrestler. He has videos about all his hardship and joy, riding helicopters, playing video game.
23. He won the Raja Rumble against all the odds. He did not need any help but his family is very close that is why the Roq was there.
24. He is ready for rematch with Braq Lesnar, first match with John Cena ... he can beat them all.
25. Last but not least... he is not a gay GLT movement . He stands for the real man. Stephanie Mcham wants more gay GLT but he is resisting her goals right now.

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That really was a great finish last night, and we owe it all to based Seth, slayer of manlets.

thank u sef

>Pwinsider.com reports that Curt Hawkins and The Headbangers are backstage at Smackdown.

the fucking headbangers

A-Are generals legit back? Please don't be a work.

>ctrl + f "charlottefag 2 of 30"
>no results

WHERE IS HE?

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This is a weird team to bring back.

>>1686233
Doesn't come around anymore like most of the old gimmick posters

>>1686472
> deanchad
Chads have friends

>>1686224
>>1686224
They aren't

>>1686233
all of the Charlottefags got tired at stopped like most gimmickfags do. the only people that keep going are grade A autists desu

>>1686467
>this post
>after The Club's retirement gimmick was unveiled

Pathetic, fix your life

>>1683604
reminder that Neville lost last week to a neckbreaker.

>>1683429
more dramatic, and much easier for the ref's judgement. It's easy to say they need to break when a wrestler has a hand literally on the ropes, but when a limb is flailing underneath it? Much tougher.

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>>1686525
I am not ok with this lads

>>1683180
The commentary literally said it like four times. I always thought who'd be this retarded that you need to repeat a sentence four times, but I guess I have my answer.

>>1683174
He's being treated by the same doctors who treated Big E's and Reign's injuries.

>>1686542
Dude needs to go to TNA because WWE is gonna do fuck all with him.

>>1686520
they're going to smackdown though..

>>1686555
Barely get paid and be the king of the X division in front of a hundred fans?

>posting the divas belt
you're going to make me puke

>>1683551
>>1684778
holy fuck roman is based
Ordering his dog to sicc seth

>>1686651
I am begging you to grow up and have sex

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>>1683565

this little bitch sam roberts couldn't bring himself to say Roman got boo'd and the fans hated him

>>1686625
Yeah, he should totally stay and get jobbed out to the point that no one takes him seriously anymore.

>>1686851
Money > wins and losses

>>1686872
Not when it ruins his career and he can't get booked elsewhere.

>>1686872
Tell that to Cody Rhodes.

>>1686874
He doesn't need to be. If he's a good dog he'll have a job for life. Only the markiest mark for themselves would leave a big paycheck because they don't win a fake title

>>1686881
Money > Self respect, huh?
cuck

>>1686210
U da man sef

>>1686891
Welcome to the real world

>>1686891
Capitalism in a nutshell

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>>1686908

Things from the recent past you miss

>IT'S THE VIGILANTE! STANG!

>>1686946
Divashit not being shoved down my throat

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Whats up famalam

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>>1686955
>paying to go to a WWE event

>>1686955
Post feet

>>1686955
Rush the ring and attack Becketty when she appears

>>1686955
>#diversity

>>1686958
U jelly senpai ;)?

>>1686955
do you have a meme sign

>>1686978
Yep, you're a retard.

>>1686955
It should be illegal for grown men to go to WWE shows alone

>>1686955

please start a "fuck you ambrose" chant for the guy in front of you

Should I start watching WWE with tonight's airing of Smackdown if:
1) haven't watched it in centuries (or, say, early 00s)
2) have reluctantly been halfway following it due to its popularity on reddit
3) have always preferred Smackdown to RAW, even as a kid who kinda/sorta knew wrestling was fake (but not all of the writing and other shit that goes into it)
?

I mean, I'll do it anyway, but I'm interested in what /asp/ has to say.

>>1687026
WWE is shit. Run away while you can

>>1687026
Yes and it's not that popular on Reddit at all just a few rare frontpage. It's also not hard to figure out what's going on after watching it and some googling plus Smackdown is the best show of the two right now.

Here is all you need to know

>Dean Ambros is a lunatic
>AJ is a heel that just beat Cena clean
>The Miz is trying to make Daniel Bryan commit suicide after bryan called him a coward
>American Alpha is the only relevant tag team
>Heath Slater has 36 children

>>1687026
Go watch real wrestling and not Vince's shitty sports entertainment kid's show

>>1686955
how empty is the place and how many seats are tarped off

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>>1687043
>Go watch real wrestling and not Vince's shitty sports entertainment kid's show

>>1687050
Yeah, I know what I typed faggot, but thanks for quoting me.

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>>1687042
>Yes and it's not that popular on Reddit at all just a few rare frontpage.

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>>1687043
>Go watch real wrestling and not Vince's shitty sports entertainment kid's show

>>1687050
>>1687062
Triggered Stamford Wives
el o el

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>Go watch real wrestling and not Vince's shitty sports entertainment kid's show

>>1683438
>Deano Machino
Maybe the worst wwe champion in history. He's sloppy and boring in the ring and his mic skills are shit. Also, he's a rating killer.
>Charlie
Instant channel changer, decent wrestler but terrible on the mic
>New Day
Incredibly stale and cringeworthy. They actually killed the tag division.
>KO
Someone fresh, but if they just turn him into Seth 2 then fuck it.
>Miz
The only relevant champion in the company.
>Rusev
Irrelevant and stale
>memext champions
Who cares?

>>1686955

>Those empty seats

SO this this is the power of smackdown

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>>1687054
>he took the bait

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>>1683174

you mongs know that a contusion is just a deep bruise right

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>>1684648

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfLXsBs_RQ
the actual wwe signee seems boring as shit. didn't know hoho was fluent in english, it's really decent. wonder if they will actually keep him around though, despite the cwc performances

>>1684645

Rollins isn't a face though chump

>>1690136
It looks like after getting screwed over by Haitch.

What would it take for you to stop watching?

>>1690299
If Roman reigns wasn't on the show
If cena wasn't on the show
If Jericho wasn't on the show

>>1683218
makes sense HHH is back so of course they'd want Sheamus to win as quickly as possible to give him the title

>>1690314
>Reigns
>Midlife Crisis Jericho

acquire taste pls

>>1690299
WWF becoming WWE

>>1690299
Roman being champion again

>>1685525
KO has never been a chickenshit heel though

He'll probably fight his own battles whilst Hiatch endorses him every now and again

>>1687043
Shower, weights, clue.