YOU SEE SETH

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH

IS THAT YOU MADE IT PERSONAL

YOU MADE IT PERSONAL WHEN YOU FUCKED STEPHANIE WHILE I WAS GONE

>>1682409
YOU ARE JUST A B+ PLAYER SETH

BUT ME... I AM THAT DAMN GOOD AND I AM THE BIGGEST A+ PLAYER IN THIS BUSINESS TODAY

AND THATS NOT BEST FOR BUSINESS

SETH....BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU

YOU INJURED MY SON, THE DEMON KING

YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH TRIPLE H THE COO NOW. YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE GAME

YOU SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE OR TEND TO FORGET IS THAT I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN AND THE THING IS... THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS... SETH IS A BABY DICK NO DRAW BITCH FACE WHO EATS EGGS IN DUMPSTERS BECAUSE HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

AN YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO LITTLE BITCHES LIKE SETH

>>1682388

ITS NOT PERSONAL SETH

YOU SEE AFTER WRESTLEMANIA SETH

I TOOK SOME PERSONAL TIME

AND HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK

CAUSE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH

YOU JUST AINT GOOD FOR THIS BUSINESS

AND QUITE FRANKLY, SETH

DAY IN DAY OUT

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AND SEE SETH HERE'S THE THING
ONCE UPON A TIME YOU WERE MY ONLY SON
BUT KEVIN AND FINN WERE BETTER FOR BUSINESSUH IN NXT
AND NOW THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE SONS
SO BY INJURING FINN BALOR YOU BROUGHT THE FURY OF THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN AND MY SON THE PRIZE FIGHTER RIGHT ON YOUR HEADUH

>>1682424
BUT YOU'RE NOT JUST DEALING WITH THE GAME. YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE KING OF KINGS

>>1682478
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

YOU CALL YOURSELF "THE MAN" BUT HERE'S THE THING SETH

SEE SETH WHEN I WAS FACE FUCKING YOU LAST NIGHT

I BUSTED MY ASS TRYING TO GUIDE YOU AND MOULD YOU INTO A CHAMPION SETH

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>haitch-posting is back

What a day!!

>>1682489
LAST NIGHT, WHEN WE JOINED THE MILE HIGH CLUB, YOU WERE ANYTHING BUT THAT

I ALWAS GO OVER SETH. ALWAYS HAVE ALWAYS WILL.

>>1682478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-qbxtkcGYc

WE BRINGING IT BACK

>>1682514
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DID A BETTER JOB THAN YOU. HELL, THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DID A BETTER JOB THAN YOU

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH

I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

I AM GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION OF '96 SETH

WHEN-AH

IT-AH

COMES-AH

DOWN TO IT SETH-AHH

ITS-AH

WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS

WHEN I HAD YOUR HEAD IN BETWEEN MY LEGS I FELT FUNNY SETH

I TALKED IT OVER WITH THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS LAST NIGHT SETH AND WE ALL AGREED THAT IT WOULD BE BEST FOR BUSINESS TO LOAN YOU TO GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR

UHHHHHHH YOU SEE SETH IM THE UUUUFFGGG GAME UGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>>1682523
THE FACT IS SETH, YOU SUCK AT SUCKING.

>>1682489

I WAS THE MAN BEFORE YOU EVEN HAD BALLS KID CAUSE HERES THE THING SETH-O

YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF SHAWN, CAUSE JUST LIKE HIM, YOU NEVER DREW A DIME WHEN YOU WERE CHAMP THATS A FACT

I CARRIED DX WHEN THAT BUM WAS OUT INJURED IT WAS ME CAUSE VINCE KNEW I WAS BEST FOR BUSINESS, RIGHT NOW YOU JUST AINT WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS KID

>>1682564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ErmBDTOJo

NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND, HUNTER

>>1682388
YOU INJURED A LEGEND IN STING AND FORCED HIM TO RETIRE.

WHEN WE NEEDED YOU TO CARRY THIS COMPANY YOU TOOK UNNECESSARY RISKS AND GOT INJURED.

YOU INJURED THE MAN WHO WAS GOING TO BE THE FACE OF RAW AND PUT HIM ON THE SHELF FOR SIX MONTHS.

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH...

WHILE YOU ARE GREAT...

YOU'RE BAD FOR BUSINESS.

YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING DID YA SETH? YOU THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL HUH SETH BUT HERE'S THE THING SETH YOU ARE NOT WHAT IS BEST FOR BUSINESS TURNING YOU FACE IS BEST FOR BUSINESS

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HELL SETH, YOU WERE MORE COLD AND STIFF THAN KATIE VICK'S CORPSE

SETH YOU SEE SETH LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING SETH I AM SEE SETH THE THING IS SETH THE BUSINESS SETH ITS YOU SEE

I AM THE GAME-UH

AND I HAVE A TWO DOLLAR SLUT FOR A WIFE-UH

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LOOK HERE HUNTER!

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>>1682388
AND I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

YOU SEE SETH, HERES THE THING

WHEN I HELPED YOU TURN AGAINST YOUR FELLOW SHIELDETTY MEMBERS I SAW POTENTIAL IN YOU

BUT THE THING IS KID

YOU JUST HAVE A 5 INCH BABY DICK AND IN GOOD CONSCIENCE WE CANT LET THAT BE THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY

>>1682595
I MAY HAVE CRUSHED JAHNS NOSE
hehehehe
BUT I BUSTED MY ASS TO COME BACK FROM THIS INJURY

>>1682595
DID YOU HEAR THAT SETH

THAT WAS THE SOUND OF MILLIONS AT HOME CHANGING THE CHANNEL BECAUSE YOU STARTED TALKING

>haitch posting is back

the tears won't stop

>>1682388

YOU SEE SETH WHEN YOU INJURED BALOR SETH YOU HAD ME AND VINCE SEETHING BACKSTAGE SETH

WHERE IS YOUR DEMON KANG HUNTAR

HUH

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DEMON KANG

>>1682611
I MISSED WRESTLEMANIA! I CAME TO TAKE BACK THE TITLE NEVER LOST!

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Haitch posting is the gift that keeps on giving.

SEE SETH THE ONLY REASON IM BACK IS FOR THAT SWEET BABY DICK OF YOURS

HERE'S THE THING SETH, I'VE DONE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO HERE IN THE WWE

ONLY THING REALLY LEFT TO DO IS MAKE SURE ALL MY FAVORITE NXT GUYS BECOME WWE CHAMPION

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>>1682622


>>1682523
AND WHEN THAT LADY KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND YOU AND I SPOKE AT THE SAME TIME TO TELL HER TO HOLD ON. THAT WAS WHEN I KNEW, YOURE A B+ PLAYER.

::reverb::
LOOK IN MY EYES....

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TRIPLE H YOU COCKSUCKING TWO-FACED BROWNOSING CORPORATE SELLOUT. SETH IS THE FUTURE AND YOUR ENDLESS EGO JUST WIPED IT OUT! YOU COULDN'T STAND IT COULD YA, SITTING IN THE BACK WATCHING SEFF BECOME A BIG DRAW UNLIKE YOUR STUPID ASS NEVER COULD WHERE'S YOUR DX GIRLFRIENDS TO BAIL YOU OUT HUNTER

HERE'S THE THING I'VE BUSTED MY ASS FOR DAMN NEAR 15 YEARS TO UHH HAVE A SON AND YOU WERE THE CLOSEST I'VE COME AND UHH YOU STILL LET ME DOWN

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Looking at this picture just confirms that the Pedigree is the most sexually humiliating finisher that a wrestler can receive.
You are being forced below Triple H's crotch. His sweaty and rotting ballsack lies above your head as you stare at the floor. He doesn't even grant you the honor of looking you in the eyes before he finishes you, as Stone Cold or Kane might. He just shoves you beneath his sack, dangling his balls on your neck, and arrogantly slams you to the ground before pinning you. It is the finisher of a king. a KING of KINGS.

Imagine the smell. Being shoved between his thighs and under his balls. You could probably still smell the cum from his morning pegging session with Stephanie from beneath his trunks. Trying not to focus on the smell of the sweat that has spent so much time being dripped onto Stephanie's tits and ass but not being able to focus on not focussing because his muscular, mens fitness cover quality thighs are rubbing ferociously against your neck, gripping your throat like the King of Kings grips the Raw audience with every 20 minute promo, and leaving you just as breathless as those promos. HHH would do it on purpose. Choke you with his thighs so you are forced to breath through your nose and get a whiff of those balls. He wants you to smell them. He wants you to know how Booker T felt before he realised he would never be a 'one time' WWF Champion. He wants you to know how Kane felt when he realised that a one day reign ended by Stone Cold is the best it could ever get. He wants you to know how Sting felt when he realised coming to the WWE was a mistake.

You try to grab your chest and pull apart your nipples. If they are as far away as humanly possible you will feel like Stephanie and might learn to enjoy the smell. But he holds your arms over your head and he drops you onto the mat like the piece of human shit you are. He is the King of King's and the pedigree turns you into his personal jester.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T WIN UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIPS. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DANCE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE ME

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>>1682668
AND ANOTHER THING TELL YOUR WIFE TO STOP CALLING ME AT NIGHT

YOU SEE SETH, THIS IS THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

SETH, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON

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>>1682680

Looking at this picture just confirms that the pedigree is the most sexually humiliating finisher in WWE history. Just think about it. Your head is being forced between Triple H's sweaty thighs and you have to stay there in position like a good little boy as he hooks the arms and jumps up and slams you onto the mat. He doesn't even give you the courtesy of making sure you land safely while you're in mid air cause he most of the time he still has the arms hooked in. Makes you wonder how RVD, Kurt Angle, CM Punk, Jericho or Booker T must have felt knowing that they'd have to lay down for the 1 2 3 afterwards. The feeling of helplessness Jasethy had when he realized the era of the shieldetty's had come to an end and that he was no longer the golden boy of the company due to how dangerous in the ring he was.

He doesn't even look you in the eye as he shoves you in between there as you catch a whiff of his sweaty balls and dried up cum from early morning's pegging session with Stephanie. At that moment he's the king of kings and you're his personal jester.

THE THING IS SETH, I GOT TIRED OF PUTTING MY NECK OUT FOR YOU. I WANTED TO USHER IN A NEW ERA SETH, I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FACE OF THAT NEW ERA, BUT YOU WERE STILL A LITTLE GREEN, ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES SETH.

SO I TOOK YOU UNDER MY WING, I GAVE YOU A NUDGE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, HELPED ESTABLISH YOU OVER THE OLD GUARD SETH.

BUT WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR YOU SETH TO FLY ON YOUR OWN, YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT SETH. YOU COULDNT USHER IN A NEW ERA SETH BECAUSE YOU STAYED THE SAME OLD LOSER YOU WERE BEFORE ME SETH

COLD HARD FACTS OF LIFE, SOME GUYS GET TO THE TOP, SOME GUYS DON'T

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHV

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, THIS ISN'T ABOUT BUSINESS, SETH. YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL.

DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING THAT FOR A SECOND I'M NOT THAT SAME DAMN GUY I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME. NOT THE BUSINESS MAN. NOT THE COO. NOT THE GAME. JUST A MAN. A MAN THAT IS GONNA KICK. YOUR. ASS.

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>Born too late to explore the new world
>Born too early to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time to see HHH interfere in a mandrama main event for the 500th+ time in his career

Anyone else get flash backs for when they were a kid with that swerve?

>>1682802
jej

>>1682784
Memes aside this was one of the best promos HHH has ever cut. Really made it feel like he wanted to beat the shit out of Phil

>>1682768
HELL, JUST ASK GM FOLEY

What's the best place to buy a shovel?

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>he's gonna put over Seth at WM33

QUITE FRANKLY SETH, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOURE JUST A B+ PLAYER

YOU SEE SETH

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU ENDED

KEVIN OWENS IS MY SON NOW

NOW LETS GO GET SOME DONUTS BUDDY

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

YOU SEE SETH-UHH I'M THE GAME-UHHH AND YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THE BIG LEAGUES-UHHH

>>1683510
Haitch doesn't eat sugar, because sugar is for fatties

>haitchposting returns
I FUCKING LOVE IT

YOU SEE, SETH.
THE REALITY IS.....YOU WERE NEVER THAT GOOD.
WITHOUT THE AUTHORITY HOLDING YOUR HAND, YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A BABY DICKED B+ PLAYER.

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>>1682388
YOU WERE TOO CLOSE TO STEPHANIE AND I DIDNT LIKE THAT

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YOU SEE SETH, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU WERE A FAILURE

AND SETH, I DO NOT ACCEPT FAILURE

I was kinda enjoying WWE again since Haitch stopped being on it. Knowing he's going to cut a ten minute promo next ep is enough to make me skip it

>>1683927
This. Rehash of the boring Authority-Reigns feud, now with Rollins.

>>1683931
Rollins can actually be likable tho, so he'll succeed where Reigns failed

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>>1683890
Steph trying her hardest to keep it professional but she can't resist the 5.5 incher

YOU SEE SETH THE PEOPLE AT HOME ARE A LOT LIKE YOU. THEY SIT AT HOME LICKING THE CHEESE OFF THEIR FAT FINGERS WONDERING WHY THEY'REUHH NOT- WHY THEY'RE NOT THE MAN ON TOP

YOU SEE SETH, AFTER LEMMY DIED, I LET MY ANGER BUILD UP FOR MONTHS, AND WHEN I SAW THAT YOU HAD COME BACK I KNEW JUST HOW TO RELIEVE SOME OF THAT ANGER

DEMON KING? I AM THE KING OF KINGS

A+ PLAYER? I AM THE GAME ITSELF

BROKE STING'S NECK? I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

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YOU SEE HUNTER

I'VE ALREADY PROVED I AM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS

I PROVED I WAS THE BEST

WHEN I INJURED YOUR "DEMON KING"

LAST WEEK AT SUMMERSLAM

EHAHAHA

>>1684774

Not whiny enough

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THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH, I LOOK AT YOU AND I SEE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH
BUT YOU SEE SETH QUITE FRANKLY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS THAT I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I SEE A 14-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, I SEE THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE LEADER OF THE GREATEST FACTION IN WWE HISTORY

>>1682508
>I literally read these entire threads in his voice

Shit is awesome.

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>>1682388
Why does /tv/ always ruin every board their diaspora? This meme is shit there and it's shit here, can we get back to discussing wrestling?

>>1684868
YOU SEE ANON THE THING IS

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE OR NOT

BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY

YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR THE WRESTLING DISCUSSION-UHH

YOU'RE HERE FOR THE MEMES

AND SINCE I AM THE KING OF KINGS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

THE GAME

THE COO

AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME

YOU SEE SETH, I SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE, THERE IS A BIGGER PICTURE HERE THAT I SEE

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS SETH... THE SHIELD WAS A MISTAKE... ALL THREE OF YOU... WERE A MISTAKE...

BELIEVE IT OR NOT-UH, I'VE MADE A FEW IN MY YEARS, BUT I ALWAYS... ALWAYS, RECTIFY MY MISTAKES.

SO THAT BEING SAID-UH.... YOU CAN COME DOWN TO THIS RING, AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN, OR YOU CAN RUN AWAY AND FIND A NEW "PASSION", LIKE FIGHTING IN A CAGE....
*Audible OOOOOOOOH*

>>1683927
Me too. It's been a good 4 weeks.

>>1682478
>>1682487
THE ASS KICKER

DUDE THIS BUSINESS LMAO

>>1685229
THE PROVERBIAL RING GENERAL

>>1682388
Triple H is based when he just shuts the fuck up and makes us all wonder what he is thinking.

SETH... THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN IS IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THE WWE NETWORK...FOR NINE NINETY-NINE. YOU'LL GET TO SEE KEVIN OWENS DEFEND IT LIVE ON PPV...FOR NINE NINETY-NINE, HELL, YOU CAN WATCH ALL 14 OF MY CHAMPIONSHIP REIGNS ANYTIME...for nine ninety-nine

Fucking love this thread.

Thanks for making my day /asp/

>SEE SETH
>SEESETH
>SEETHING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>1686043
>One of the only pearls in a sea of shit

Goddammit.

>yfw Haitch and based fatass throw the universal championship into a garbage can and bring back big gold

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>>1682508
>>1684823
>reading the whole thread in haitch's voice

Im fucking dying
This shit is fucking danke

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>>1682680
>>1682721
Wow

>>1682668
>::reverb::

THE THING IS SETH YOU WERE NEVER MY SON AT ALL THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS STING WAS YOUR REAL FATHER ALL ALONG

YOU BROKE MY SON SETH
MY DEMON SON
YOU BROKE IT

I DID WHAT I DID BECAUSE YOU SEE SETH

I PUT MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE AND DID WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS

AND AS A MATTER OF FACT SETH EVERYTHING I DO I DO FOR WWE SETH

YOU SEE SETH
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER
IS THAT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SETH
WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS
IS ME SETH
ALWAYS HAS BEEN
ALWAYS WILL BE
SETH

SETH TRY TO UNDERSTAND
I DID WHAT I DID FOR THE SAKE OF THE BUSINESS SETH
IT HAD TO BE DONE AND I HAD TO DO IT SETH

HERE'S THE THING

YOU SEE SETH

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

QUITE FRANKLY

YOU MADE IT PERSONAL

BEST FOR BUSINESS

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Seth, it has been brought to my attention that your services are no longer needed. I have been instructed under the authority of The Authority to bar you from the arena, and to have security escort you off the premise. Thank you for your compliance....Seth

>>1685028
>OR YOU CAN RUN AWAY AND FIND A NEW "PASSION", LIKE FIGHTING IN A CAGE....

I bet he's gonna say this