WE DID IT, REDDIT! WE SAVED WRESTLING!

oh shit you just reminded me to check reddits reaction

>Being so worked that you have to make a thread like this

This is truely the best day of /asp/ watching abunch of underaged contrarian faggots shit in their panties because the more talented dude won.

>>1682334
SHIELD FAGS BTFO

/asp/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

I unironically like Owens because he's fat like me.

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>This is truely the best day of /asp/ watching abunch of underaged contrarian faggots shit in their panties because the more talented dude won.

>>1682406
stay rekt.

>>1682387
>w-w-w-we're not the cancer killing wrestling, you're just getting worked!
1. Take a shower.

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>>1682415
>rekt
Begging you to go back to your meme shithole
>>>/r/SquaredCircle

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>>1682393
Carter is on SUICIDE WATCH.

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>stay rekt.

>>1682431
>>1682437
>SEETHING

you can go hang yourselves now, but i doubt the noose will support you. Use a chain instead. ;)

>>1682334
>all those faggots gettin worked by KO
baseed fatass

inb4
>le ebinn fedora picture

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>Good looking wife
>2 kids
>World champion
What's your excuse /asp/?

>>1682471
>le
begging ya to seek a noose

>>1682453
Yeah sure man. Got some left from when your wife chained you up and forced you to watch her get the BBC?

>>1682453
KEK

>>1682475

The embarrassment of his wife in this picture is sad

>>1682387
Kill yourself you fucking smark faggot

>>1682453
>getting your insults completely mixed up
You retarded little Redditor newfaggot cancer, it's the other way around. You like Owens because you look like Owens. I guarantee you've only started watching wrestling within the past ten years.

>>1682494
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>1682475
She looks even more like a horse than Sasha.

Why are obese antismarks are so jealous of KO? You should be supporting your own kind.

>>1682475
they're all fat and/or paralyzed wishing they could be as succesful as nash but they continue to overeat

>>1682502
>>1682490
>LE KEK MEME!
>KYS

Hahahahahaha make sure all the foam coming out of your mouths doesnt damage your keyboard while you have that stroke nigga.

>>1682505
>M-MUH SEKRIT CLUB
>MUH REDDIT BOOGIEMAN

beggin ya to seek the chain already fatboy. Maybe that way you can give fellatio to Ultimate Warrior in Heaven. I'm sure your not a bad guy <3

>AT THE EXPENSE OF ENTERTAINMENT, TALENT, RATINGS, CULTURAL RELEVANCE, AND SUCCESS!

...but Ramen didn't win?

>>1682453
DAMN.

>>1682534
KO actually likes wrestling, they don't

>>1682534
I am

>>1682475
Based Fatass with good tastes. That bitch looks t h i c c

>>1682535
>pretending to like Nash meme
>double-spacing
>actually defending Reddit
Redditor confirmed

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The smarks won lads. Wrestling is fucking dead.

can't wait to see the 0.5 ratings next week

Based fucking ko making the anti smarks literally cry

>>1682334
>KO can wrestle
>KO can cut a great promo
>KO is funny as fuck

Seems like the right choice for champion to me.

>>1682570
>Wrestling is fucking dead.

lol pls define what you think "wrestling" is sonny

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>anti-smark

What a faggy fucking meme term. I didn't know being a le trollface contrarian on a Laotian baseball card collection forum warranted you your own fucking title.

>>1682586
>KO is fat
Nope. Fat fucks aren't over.

>>1682511
>if I ignore facts and just post >DAMAGE CONTROL then maybe he won't notice that I don't actually have any arguments to the contrary
All hail le Meltz, am I right? Only SMART fans like me are saving wrestling! I know my shit, bro, I read the dirt sheets! What do you mean wrestling should be about allowing yourself to enjoy the illusion and the spectacle? Fuck that, I'm a SMART fan, not a baby! I only cheer for my same-kick-throwing, charisma-vacuum, shower-skipping, weight-bypassing, clue-lacking internet favorite bland underdog indie darlings! I'm smart, you see!

>>1682606
>arent over
>gets cheered consistently every fucking time he appears

>>1682609
>Suicide watch

>>1682616
You mean fat fucks are latching onto him?
Wow, say it ain't fucking so, you lardass.

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>>1682609
>SEETHING

I think this proves Kevin Owens is a great heel champion.

>>1682628
i highly doubt fat fucks can make that much noise in an arena. But this is just grasping straws at this point. I'll let you have your delusion. I know its hard to take

>>1682609
>parroting Nash like a stroke victim

top kek your tears are delicious

>>1682646
So then it's nu-male cucks who want to cheer for a fat fuck.

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>>1682606
>Fat fucks aren't over.

>>1682628
Fat fucks make up the majority of the USA's population so he will be a draw for sure if they all identify with him

>>1682683
I don't think Americans are gonna support a fat
canadian.

>>1682586
I completely agree, but it's not about Owens, it's about his fans and what this SYMBOLIZES. For every one Kevin Owens--a genuinely-talented guy that also happens to be liked by the smarks--there'll be a million godawful Finn Balors and Zack Sabre Juniors. It's pandering to the most insufferable, smug, retarded demographic there is.

>>1682646
>>1682667
>still trying this hard
>EVERYONE WHO LIKES WHAT I DONT LIKE IS A FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think its time for a shower young man

>>1682699
I say lose weight you fat fuck.

>>1682694
>It's pandering to the most insufferable, smug, retarded demographic there is.

But they're not pandering to anti-smarks bud

>>1682732
By anti-smarks, do you mean actual wrestling fans? Haha, get "worked," pal! (BTW, "worked" is an industry term that only insider smart fans like me know ;))

>>1682791
>SEETHING

>>1682808
Haha, nice "gimmick," bro! ;)

>>1682475
His wife was a ring rat and her toxic pussy gave the kids autism

>>1682791
>anti-smarks like wrestling

The only thing they care about is whacking their bags to roidpigs

>>1682863
(citation needed)