i didn't watch wrestling when this guy was on

/asp/ never forgave him for walking out and breaking their hearts

cause he left us

Because they bought his house and he quietted the business like a puss

>>1674204
Because he's a controversial character, you either love him or you hate him

>>1674204

He really likes Pepsi.

>>1674214
Like Mussolini?

>>1674209
>/asp/ never forgave him for walking out and breaking their hearts
You mean that fat Mexican-Canadian fuck will never forgive him for walking out and breaking his heart. We could care less about him, but the fatass apparently doesn't want us to forget him. So he spams threads about him while insulting him in said threads.

>>1674228
and Kennedy.

>>1674204
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1674204
because he's a massive cuck and spergs out if someone calls him phil

>>1674204
>can someone tell me why asp makes fun of him so much?
we don't, why would we make fun of the face that runs the place?

>>1674245
Wtf is a sperg? Am I a sperg?

>>1674235
or gandhi

>>1674254
you're on /asp/, we're all spergs

He wanted to be on ice cream bars really badly

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Cobain Punk was the trillest imo

>>1674204
this board used to love him, but we're in 4chan and everyone is edgy as fuck, so hating on him became a meme

>>1674233
>SEETHING

>>1674204
Why does he have pepsi on his shoulder?

>>1674222
This baka desu senpai

>>1674484
Sup fatass, where did Phil touch you to make you be this way?

He was a crossbreed.

An indie darling who actually had the charisma to strike big on the largest stage. Despite what anyone memes he was also just big enough to be credible like HBK or Eddie.

Somehow 4chan has twisted it so they blame him for the literal midgets like Fergal and Neville currently or the no talent cunts getting pushed through NXT because of indie cred.

Punk had all the tools and I blame HHH for the current state of the roster.

>>1674539
>IN TEARS

>>1674265
CM PUNK THE MOVIIIIIIE

>>1674204
He is genuinely a whiny, overdramatic asshole. He is also genuinely one of the greatest wrestlers ever and he is responsible for at least 2 of the 10 greatest wrestling matches in WWE history. I don't hate him, I'm annoyed that he left over something so stupid and now he's being a stubborn retard and chooses to die in a UFC ring on live TV instead of coming back to WWE.

>>1674614
This man speaks the truth

>>1674614
A quality post.

I'll be damned.

>>1674614
>He is also genuinely one of the greatest wrestlers ever

Stopped right there.

>>1674614
>He is also genuinely one of the greatest wrestlers ever
LOL

>>1674642
>>1674761
>thread didn't bump
Hi Carter, alone tonight again huh?

>>1674614
What's the other match?

>I'm annoyed that he left over something so stupid
MUH WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT is the meme reason, but the main reason was his health. He was fucked UP when he quit.

>>1674771
> I don't know how bumping works

>>1674239

Thank you.

>>1674782
>too fucked up to fake fight

>goes to real fight


You got worked mark

>>1674873
>Quit in early 2014
>Fighting in late 2016
c'mon m8

>>1674204

Its not so much him as his delusional fanbase. They act like he could have been the new Steve Austin because his shoot promo in 2011 was the 'and finally' on a bunch of sports radio shows.

They say WWE held him down by giving him a 434 day title reign, and he was white hot in 2011 when he a headlined a Summerslam that did a dismal buyrate.

>>1674614
People seem to forget that the straw that broke the Camel's back was the misdiagnosed infection in his back. The WWE doctor said it was just a fat deposit. He then saw another Doctor who questioned how the fuck he was alive.
Sure if he got a WM Main Event before then and the WM30 TT was Randy, Brian and Him the infection probably would have just been a setback.
He probably would have left after Roman's complete bullshit unnatural push because he rightfully didn't like the guy

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>>1674204
Massive butthurt. /aspies/ bought his merch and got mad that he married their waifu. Then they got sore butthole over him leaving WWE for UFC.

There was time were everybody was behind him after the pipebomb worked shoot promo on RAW.

I'm not fan of Punk but hope he does well in UFC just for the delicious drama it will stir.

>>1674614
It wasn't over stupid things, he got tired of the traveling and injuries, he also had to deal with backstage politics, he stopped enjoying wrestling and had no reason to continue. Also he has been on and off learning jiu jitsu for a decade, he always wanted to give it a try and now he is.

>>1676093
Here's a video of Paul heyman explaining it

https://youtu.be/BBYxSPB2yTU

>>1674614
Eh, it was his life, there was no reason he had to carry on doing a job that was making him miserable and extremely unhealthy. He didn't whine about it, he was completely silent over the entire thing other than that one podcast.

>>1674204

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1676102
cult of personality is a good song though

>>1674233
>could care less

Good to know

because he took aj lee away from us and im all out of new fap material