>Not even one F5 reversed into RKO

>>1673630
>my fantasy booking didn't happen I'm upset
Have sex

>>1673630
Yeah it was a pretty bad match, a pretty bad PPV overall apart from aj vs BMJ which was the match i was least exited about

>>1673634
>No fun allowed

>>1673630
Do people really work out spots with Lesnar before matches? I kind of assume he just shows up and puts on his shitty suplex and le mma beatdowns until the ref says its time for finish maybe work in an early f5 to kick out of

>>1673641
18+

>>1673652
15+

>>1673634
>Have sex/gain height/lose weight meme
Cringe.

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>>1673630
I think maybe Randy circa 2009 could've done the counter, but I doubt current careless Orton could do the counter.

>>1673634
you just marked yourself as an idiot
Reversing an f5 into an rko is such an obvious and obligatory spot that youd be stupid not to expect it; theyre certainly stupid for not having it, and youre stupid for not liking cm punk

Would that be physically possible?

Or is that the meme?

>>1673785
I guess so you could grab his head as he spins you for it then it'd be on brock to turn and go down and sell it

>>1673630
Take a shower, hit the weights

>>1673630
>vince: so what if then randy reverses an f5 into an rko?
>lesnar: eat shit your wrinkly old faggot
>vince: ha ha classic lesnar *showers him in 100-dollar bills*

>>1673847
sometimes i wonder if the mods run a script on /asp/ that just automatically posts this every so often

>>1673669
Seek sunlight pinhead

>>1673955
Script your way to a shower ya pencil neck geek

>>1673955
Gain height, take a shower

>>1673651
This.

Lesnar gives approximately zero fucks about how his matches are received because he's got the money already and can always go back to MMA because he's a draw there too.

If he'd failed at MMA he might not be such a fucking mercenary but being in demand in two places gives him the luxury of being able to be a cunt. If normies stopped caring about his copy+paste beatdowns we might see something good from him.

>>1673630
Because everyone was waking about it so WWE doesn't wanna be more predictive than they already are

>>1673931
I can't imagine this is that far from the actual truth.

>>1674335
Maybe a suspension from UFC will make him start putting on 2015-caliber matches again.

>>1674388
This is a joke, right?

>>1673955
Lose height, gain weight, disregard showers, ignore clues

>>1674121
>>1674319
damn this script is good

>>1673630
Because Brock is a crybaby and wouldn't let Randy make him look weak.

>>1674388
Lesnar hasn't had a good match since the last ti me he was in the ring with Cena

>>1674591
>implying that Orton is not a crybaby

>>1674868
>1674868

At least Orton will use more than 3 moves in a match

>>1674868
His match against reigns was decent, he was throwing more variations of suplexes

Shit match, all that hype for an "epic" work. spare me