Say something about Phil before he gets murdered by Gall

>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1673393
You had years to train for this and all you developed was man boobs.

I like when you do commentary

When Mickey retires you I hope you take JBL's job

>>1673393
GOAT

>>1673393
Ya need to have a beer b4 ya die. Maybe it will cure ya of ya bitchiness

>implying Cuck Man Phil isn't going to beat that jobber

You're a fucking wrestler, not a fighter. You're literally going to die on live television.

It's not too late. Vince will take you back. Stop being a stuck-up pussy and come home.

Punk is going to win. It's all a work.

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
I DREW NO BUYS ON PPV.
AUTISTIC NECKBEARDS
THE WORSHIP ME
BUT THEY STREAM ALL THE SHOWS FOR FREE
SO I NEVER DREW A DIME YOU SEE

he actually seems like kind of a nice guy

I'm going to love it when he wins his fight against Gall and we finally have confirmation that UFC is as fixed as WWE is

https://youtu.be/WGxRwemxlsc

despite meeing about his wife back when we were on /sp/, she's actually pretty cute

Let me guess, you guys are just going to called UFC "fixed" if CM Punk wins. What happens if Punk loses?

>>1673675
If punk wins we shitpost about wrestling being real on /sp/

if punk loses we laugh at him and have many more months of cm phil threads

we literally can't lose here