/asp/ predicts the Royal Rumble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir5W33umq5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3jxr5YyGFk

>>1672268
>>1672275
>>1672279
Well this is awkward

>>1672284
It will be after Seth paralyzes both of them.

#4: https://youtu.be/ZYl16Fmu8ZE

#5 https://youtu.be/5VV8FuAWUvE

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk

#7 https://youtu.be/utNDyLYd6Ks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEVluYy7cxc

i would mark the fuck out. he deserves one last run to squash every vanilla midget in the company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpRDmXoyMk

>>1672345

>January 14th, 2017 - PWInsider is reporting that Sasha Banks has had both of her front hoofs amputated due to infection. She will not be able to compete in this year's royal rumble and has been sent to the glue factory.

>>1672355
he he xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riDyazVkXrY

11# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcdUlg_tTvk

>>1672379

would mark.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

Roof guaranteed to blow off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2LQioyTOM

Everyone dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja28tnlsaV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCNggKaHfXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY

>>1672446
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! I CANT BELIEVE IT...

>>1672446

edgy.

18+

>>1672446
Doesn't count

https://youtu.be/W2TJ_IXfGto

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11rwudCQaeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW5lZsZJE24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDbAIC5GdIU

https://youtu.be/EEghANLhqHI

I'd cry if he returned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6d8qZWAs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M954D_jyJbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K3fnuw4pQc

>>1672490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucBG7TERJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjpGrVTxnWE

>>1672505
>6'10"
What did they mean by this?

#29(?) The return and start of a main event push for: https://youtu.be/QcdUlg_tTvk

>>1672522
Already posted you unbelievably gay cuck.

>>1672524
Oh, pardon me for not clicking every single link in this thread, you complete moronic amoeba. Go ask your mother to cook your fish fingers now.

in at #29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4MzF5Re44M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbIrtksDiE

>>1672530
>Oh, pardon me for not clicking every single link
Too late. I will never forgive you unless you suck me off or something.

>>1672533
>His leg snaps getting into the ring.

>>1672533
We're at 27 idiot

Andy Organ, Benoit, and Vegeta don't count

1. Triple H
2. Seth Rollins
3. Sting
4. Simon Dean
5. Kevin White
6. Sami Zayn
7. Paul Burchill
8. Batista
9. Sasha Banks
10. Heidenreich
11. John Morrison
12. Daniel Bryan
13. Kurt Angle
14. Vader
15. Kenny Omega
16. Braun Strowman
17. Chris Benoit
18. James Ellsworth
19. The Rock
20. The Mountie
21. David Flair
22. William Regal
23. Jeff Hardy
24. Brooklyn Brawler
25. Vegeta
26. Scott Steinger
27. Broken Matt Hardy
28. "Raging" Randy Organ
29. Zack Sabre Jr
30. Dean Ambrose

Who wins?

>>1672536
Unenthusiastic no eye contact handjob and nothing else.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

>>1672544

ok memeing aside i'd much rather watch this rumble than anything wwe could come up with at this point, even if vegeta is just xavier woods in his saiyan outfit.

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>>1672544
Based Bo$$ wins and gallops on to Mania to face Big Cass in the main event

Screencap this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAMxcnV3Vo

>>1672552
>BMJ comes out after the Rumble is over and challenges the winner to put their Mania spot up in a singles match and beats them
Would mark out.

>>1672557

i thought she had a career ending injury and got shipped out to the glue factory?

>>1672355

HE RETURNS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4KJa5BmME

Comes back to eliminate a red hot Nakamura and have a fued which will be remembered as one of the best: https://youtu.be/FP7p_m6YPEU

>>1672544

This is a rumble I can get behind. Plenty of comic relief mixed with seriousness

>>1672562
Don't believe everything you hear at the tracks.

1 - Triple H
2 - Seth Rollins
3 - Sting
4 - Simon Dean
5 - Kerwin White
6 - Sami Zayn
7 - Paul Burchill
8 - Batista
9 - Sasha Banks
10 - Heidenreich
11 - John Morrison
12 - Daniel Bryan
13 - Kurt Angle
14 - Vader
15 - Kenny Omega
16 - Braun Strowman
17 - James Ellsworth
18 - The Rock
19 - The Mountie
20 - David Flair
21 - William Regal
22 - Jeff Hardy
23 - Brooklyn Brawler
24 - Scott Steiner
25 - Broken Matt
26 - Zack Sabre Jr
27 - Dean Ambrose
28 - John Cena
29 - Big Show
30 - Finn Balor

REAL LIST, who wins?

>>1672571

must've been leaked by meltzer

>>1672575
kek nice try

>>1672575

either big dave or broken matt

>>1672575
Beeg

Faces Shaq and AJ in a triple threat match

>>1672544

Vader (w) by powerbomb to the outside through the announcers table rigged with pyros on David Flair

David takes the bump wrong and breaks every single bone in his body

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>>1672575
BIG
MATCH
JOHN

>>1672575
Simon Dean just for the keks

>>1672575
BASED OMEGA

THE CLEANER TAKES IT!

>>1672544
James Ellsworth

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>>1672575

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>royal rumble 2017
>cena wins
>I WILL BEAT FLAIRS RECORD
>current champ is haitch
>cena can't beat me, evolve or perish
>flair is his back up to make sure cena doesn't break his record
>orton and batista too just because evolution
>haitch gets cocky and has an open challenge
>static
>punk steals one
>punk vs cena at wm33
>this is our destiny john, you and me. one on one
>punk, you're my greatest challenger. my equal, but at wm, we end this once and for all

This would make wrestling relevant again.

>>1672948
>Punk is attacked in previous RAW to WM by a misterious man.
>The attacker steals the belt and proclames himself champion. Haitch legitimates the new champ. Who could be?
>WM comes. Cena vs WWE champ in the Main Event
>Cena is static in the ring.
>Lights are turned of...


>"You think you know me"

Would you mark?

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>>1673194
>Cena is static in the ring.

>>1672575
>>1672544

Angle on both.

Wouldnt matter who he would face in mania, the match would be guaranteed 5star if Angle can work even with 75% of his potential