So how long till this man is a major player in the biz?

DUMMY

literally who

WHEN I SAY DUMMY YOU SAY YEAH

DUMMY

>>1672876
JEB SIĘ ALE DAY ALL NIGHT

He went to TNA and took Wade Barrets gimmick with him. What the fuck is up with the Chippendale outfit he is in?

>>1672886
he wants to show off the guns, but he has to stay classy.

he wears jordans, a sleeveless suit and always brings a jug of water to the ring

>>1672045
Eli Drake is fucking great

He's a God on the microphone. Just needs to up his in-ring work a good bit and he'll be huge.

>>1672886
>took Wade Barrets gimmick with him
He's been naming dummies since his Indy days. I'm pretty sure Barrett wasn't the first person in the wrestling business use a podium and mic to gain heat.

>>1672886
Barrett is a faggot who is made of glass. Eli Drake is the future.

>>1672045
never

>>1672895
He's not even the first person to use the name Bad News.

>>1672047
YEAH

They jobbed him out to James storm who's leaving what a bunch of dummies

>>1673043
>he got worked by a TNA storyline
Based Billy Corgan is bringing back Kayfabe.

>>1673031
NOT YOU DUMMIES I WAS TALKING TO ME

Eli is fucking great. Another reason to be watching TNA.

How else will I know who all the dummies are?

Love dis nigga, future GOAT

>>1674230
>How else will I know who all the dummies are?
Eli Drake shirts for you and the rest of the squad?

DUMMY HERE

DUMMY THERE

DUMMY EVERYWHERE

His voice and they way he delivers his lines reminds me so much of a prime Rocky.