If Batista hadn't cucked him, could he have been WWE champ?

He better have

Honestly, the fact that he was the Miz's Janetty is one of the biggest fucking swerves of all time.

>>1670597
He might not have ever been WWE Champ but he knows how big Batista's penis is.

>>1670597


No for two reasons the first being that he has absolutely zero promo skills and the second being he has no idea how to play the political game behind the scenes

I would tell him to have sex but somebody's already doing it for him

>>1670902
>he has absolutely zero promo skills

bbygrrrl

he's still going to be the wwe champ, once they drive a dump truck full of money up to his house to get him off lucha underground

>>1670886
Isn't he one of LU's top stars though? Doesn't really count as a Janetty

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>>1673267

>he's a top star in LU

>>1673277

Better to be a top star in an actual good company, constantly having 5 star matches on the regular than to be some perpetually butthurt midcarder bitch in WWE who puts the crowd to sleep every time he sets foot in the ring.

Maryse is hotter than Melina though, I'll say that at least.

>champ of Subterranean Lucha
>drawing loose change

>>1673338

Whereas the Miz has never drawn a penny in his life. Even when he wrestled Cena at WM, they needed to have the Rock there to make people give a shit.

>>1673277
>if it's not a children's TV show, I don't care about it

The state of WWE marks

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>>1673371

B-but how am I supposed to watch a wrestling show where stuff actually happens from week to week? I don't know if I can handle that. W-what if I miss an episode and it actually makes a difference because the entire show wasn't pure filler? And what about the fact that they constantly put on good matches? That'd mean I'd have to look away from my phone and stare at the screen for more than a few seconds at a time while they're wrestling. I don't know if I can handle that.

I've also heard that they don't have terrible, forced, childish humour in LU? Is this true? I don't think I could watch it if I don't get my fill of poop gags and gay jokes. And I don't like the belts, they actually look like prestigious championships and not enough like the copy-pasted corporate branding abortions I'm used to in WWE.

I t-think I'll just watch Raw instead guys. S-sorry. It might not be great right now but maybe if I keep watching, keep paying my network subscription and generally just keep throwing money at them, they'll c-change. Right?

>>1673206
Just like that unhappy perro Del Rio, right?

>>1673421
goddamn that belt is cash