HELLO, I'M PAUL LEVESQUE, THE C.O.O OF THE WWE

What does Asuka smell like after a match

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>>1665245
How big is batista's dick?

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>Nikki Bella. I'm not a foot fetishist, I just want to break all her toes beyond repair so she can never compete again.

>>1665245
does Becky smell like flowers

>>1665259
I don't really smell my talent, don't be wierd. Askuka is a great Womens wrestler.

>>1665245
Who's holding the card for you, Paul?

>>1665260
I have never seen Dave's dick so I'm unable to answer that question

>>1665268
It's by buddy, Florence. He works with the NXT booking. We had dinner with him and his wife tonight actually.

>>1665266
Who are you trying to kid, Haitch? We can see the size of your nose, you smell everything in a mile radius, whether you want to or not.

Hi, Steve here, Steve Austin and just asking when is Randy Savage being inducted to HOF?

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>>1665285
He already is?

>>1665285
Last year?

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>>1665285

>>1665245
Is based Seth the new HHH and HBK of this era? And how many titles will he eventually win?

WHY WON'T YOU PUSH BECKY REEEEE

Paul when the fuck are you going to drop all your no draw nxt favourites and push based Kane as the Universal champ?

>>1665299
After what Bret said about Seth being and unsafe worker, I think his title wins might be reduced until he becomes a safer worker. We are looking at Owens or Roman as the next Universal Champion.

>>1665308
Paul here.
Never

>>1665308
The NXT division has done a great job. I don't understand why there is such a strong hate towards everyone from NXT here on /asp/. Kane is not in his prime and doesn't draw much anymore.

>>1665320
>kane is not in his prime
You're telling me a guy who looks like Kane isn't in his prime whilst a guy who looks like Deanetty is champ?

>>1665300
I don't have much creative input on Smackdown.

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Hi, Paul. Why did you freeze your poop and put it in my freezer again?

>>1665322
As I said, I don't have much creative input when it comes to Smackdown. I get a small say on Raw, since my wife has control of it. NXT is the show that I focus mainly on.

>>1665337
Oh right, fair enough.

Paul when is Joe getting moved up?

>>1665330
I know that you are not Vince.

>>1665245
worst photoshop ever

>>1665343
>Implying it's not a MS Paint job

>>1665339
Don't really know. Maybe when we establish enought big names on NXT so Joe's exit won't affect the brand too much

>>1665245
Hey Paul, one question
I was really drunk last night and I pissed the bed... I washed the sheets but still can't get rid of the smell of piss... Is there any way I can get rid of it?

>>1665343
>>1665347
It's not a fake picture. It's my buddy Florence holding the paper. I was told you had to hold a paper to have an AMA, so I had my buddy Florence hold it. Don't be stupid.

>>1665354
Steph said that Clorox Bleach helps alot to get a sheet cleaned.

>13 posters

Triple H can't fill a thread, nor a stadium.
He's never really been a draw.

>>1665367
This thread has been active for about 10 minutes. And also I drew 100.000 people to wrestlemania. Planning on fighting at Orlando aswell.

Hey Paul, why didn't you put Dean over? And why did you write yourself into another Wrestlemania main event last year? Why didn't you put Sting over for one last hurrah?

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Will my bae ever be on the main roster

>>1665245
Hey Paul, who approved that hideous fucking babboon ass new belt you have for RAW now? Also when is Mandy Sacs coming to the main roster

>>1665377
1. Because we only wanted to test how he would be as a main eventer. It appeared to being a succes, so that is why he is WWE World champion right now.
2. Because people like to see me wreslte. Vince says that I'm a draw.
3. We were planning on having Sting winning me at WM32 but since he got injured, we chose Roman instead.

>>1665382
It was Vince and Kevin Dunn. I had no say in it. But I think it looks alright. It's red like the Raw brand.

>>1665380
Don't worry, Asuka is one of the best womens wreslters ever. But now that Bayley is main, Asuka has to stall for a year or 2.

>>1665245
Hey Paul, strange question here but just curious, which women's wrestlers have thw most powerful farts? The loudest and smelliest? Also the quitest and least smelly. I am doing a research paper for class and need some of this info for my school project, I am a good boy just trying to further my education. Thanks in advance!

>>1665406
Truth be told I have never smelled any of the womens farts. Only Stephanies. She went to the bathroom so I'm posting this without her knowing. She wouldn't want me to tell you that I have sniffed her farts. I don't even know if you can call it "sniffed" She kinda just farts when she's next to me on the couch. Like one normally would and I just happend to smell it while breathing through my nose. Nothing wrong with that. I fart around her aswell. I don't understand why you wan't to write about this an a research paper. Write about André The Giant or someone interesting.

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>>1665280
Toppest kek

>>1665280
>>1665438
This is not funny. Stephanie likes my nose. What's wrong with it?

I miss Lemmy

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>>1665442
We know you smelled her. dont need to be a pussy about it

>>1665245
Hey Paul, huge fan, mainly of your nxt management stuff but still. How do you get admitted into the performance center?

>>1665464
I have a huge ammount of respect for Asuka. I would never do something like that. Stop being wierd. Is this what you do all day? Get a job or something. I came here to answer real questions, not "What does ____ smell like" I have not smelled any of the women. Stop assuming that.

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>>1665245
Wait a minute that card

>>1665468
Why wouldn't I? Performance center is where the NXT talent is. I have control over NXT. Don't see why this is a question.

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>>1665471
Dude you smelled them.

>>1665472
Wow, someone already photoshopped the card that I wrote? Don't really know a reason why anyone would do that.

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What did he mean by this?

>>1665477
Let me rephrase. I meant, how would I, a regular Joe but somewhat git and strong guy, get into the performance center? I'd love to be learn and stuff

>>1665245
Why does that date show July 25th and not August 26th? I'm starting to doubt this is really the King of Kings.

>>1665480
Tell me, why would I, Triple H SMELL any of the women. I fail to understand why this is still a question. Can you ask a proper question? Or else you can leave this thread.

>>1665245
>just now
>WWE Main Event
>Rhyno vs. Erick Rowan
>Rhyno put over Rowan

In a better day and age, this could have been a Wrestlemania event.

No question. Just saying.

>>1665488
Because that card was originally made by Deanchad

>>1665488
We wrote that paper yesterday so the date is a bit off. And Florence must have got the month wrong or something. But it's me in the picture isn't it? I'm pretty sure that's enough proof.

>>1665486
If you want to train then you have to visit a local wrestling school or something. But if you're and experienced wrestler you are welcomed to the Performance center if you know your stuff.

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>>1665498
Guess it is enough

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Hey yo... hunter... its scott hall here...

when you gettin me and big sexy back in the title picture man?

we ain't sweet enough for you and your big suits anymore?

kliq4life...

Scott

>>1665493
Who is Deanchad? The paper was written by me and my buddy Florence.

>>1665507
Is this is truly you Scott, then text me a picture of you posting on here, because I don't think you know what 4chan is.

>>1665511
which one of your phones I gotta text business man?

>>1665520
Just text my private Samsung. You texted me about a week ago. Take a picture of your computer screen. And if it shows the (you) then I know you are the one who posted it.

>>1665245
Is Seth Rollins your son?

>>1665537
sent it mang

>>1665245
>7/25/16

>>1665544
No, I haven't got any sons.

>>1665554
See >1665498

>>1665561
>>1665554
Sorry, I meant >>>1665498

>>1665492
Rhyno isn't pupular enough with the casual fans, so he couldn't be a WM main eventer. He's not like me, who everyone knows.

>>1665245
Can we get Austin Ares vs Bobby Roode vs Shinsuke Nakamura triple threat for the NXT title at the next NXT PPV?

>>1665245
Bring back cm punk

>>1669186
But you might win Phil! You have a chance!

Someone screencap this thread please ( ramdom replies )

>>1669257
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