ITT: we rebook this PPV

Scott Steiner vs CM Punk as main event

>Rock comes out
>Cena sneaks up behind him and pulls down his pants
>Cena then strips nude himself
>they both crawl to the ring like finn balor
>get in the ring and start doing jumping jacks
>vince comes out
>hes outraged
>the rock kisses him and say everything will be alright
>vince is convinced
>he strips naked too
>all three continue doing jumping jacks in the ring with their dicks swinging side to side
>cena gets tired
>the rock covers him for the pin and wins

>>1664974
Sure.
Cena (c) v Orton - WWE Title
Undertaker v Triple H - Iron Man match
The Rock v Fandango
Triple H v Kane
Daniel Bryan (c) v Big Show - IC Title
Brock Lesnar v Mark Henry
The Shield v The Miz, Del Rio & Sheamus
Barrett v Jericho - Kiss My Ass match

>>1665015
Wow anon, Wrestlemania did 400k buys!

>>1664974
Cena vs Punk for the title
Rock vs Brock
Undertaker vs Orton or something

>>1664981
That would be a dream rivarly
>Steiner constantly shooting on punk in his promos about being skinny
Would be amazing seeing punk being visibly pissed off

>Cena vs CM Punk WWE title MAIN EVENT
>The Rock vs Brock Lesnar
>Undertaker vs *Anyone*
>Triple H fucks off to finish his fucking internship in the Gorilla position

Rest of the roster can do one giant battle royal for all I care

Those three matches are what should have happened.

1.3 million buyrate & 250k increase in network subscribers right there.

>Middle of the Cena/Rock match
>fade to black
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xHz0Ozq5EQ
>Hogan big boots Cena and Rock
>pins both of them
>Hogan wins

>>1665141
>Taker Vs. Sheamus or Jericho

This was one the best booked Manias. Only thing I'd change is having Lesnar go over Triple H.

>>1664989
this

>>1664974
Can't even remember this one 2bh

Was this 2014?

>>1665159
Terry pls go

>>1665163
Taker has barely ever wrestled Jericho desu, could have been good

>>1664989
Would mark

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>>1664974
Ziggler v Ryder for US Title

>>1665205
I honestly wanted that at Wrestlemania 28.

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1. Alberto Del Rio defeats Mark Henry to retain the WHC in a 60-Minute Iron Man Match

2. Dolph Ziggler defeats Team Hell No in a Handicap match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

3. The Shield defeats Randy Orton, Sheamus and Big Show

4. Chris Jericho defeats Jack Swagger; 2/3 Falls Ref on a Pole match, first fall goes to whoever gets the ref down

5. Ryback defeats Fandango; Chairs-Only Last Man Standing

6. The Undertaker defeats John Cena; Winner Must Retire

7. Brock Lesnar defeats The Rock to win the WWE Championship in a Staring Contest

8. Triple H defeats CM Punk in a Buried Alive match following interference from Shawn Michaels; DX is reformed again as the show closes

>>1664974
John Cena vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship
The Rock vs. Triple H
Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Those 3 matches on one card would have done 1.5 million EASY

>>1664974
CM Punk (C) vs John Cena - WWE Championship (John Cena turns heel after the match)

Dolph Ziggler (W/AJ Lee and Big E) (C) vs Chris Jericho - World Heavyweight Championship

The Undertaker vs The Rock

Brock Lesnar (W/Paul Heyman) vs Randy Orton

The Shield vs Big Show, Sheamus, The Miz

Ryback vs Mark Henry

Daniel Bryan vs Kane

>Cena vs Rock vs Punk for the WWE Title
>Brock vs Undertaker
>Bryan vs Del Rio vs Swagger for the WHC as co-main event
>Ziggler vs Cody for the IC Title
>Ryder vs Ryback for the US Title
>Show vs Kane on pre-show

>>1665408
>Russo would book one hour of wrestling
>Russo would put over HHH
at least listen to one of his interviews

>All these cucks putting Phil in the main event

Ryback vs The Rock - WWE title
Cena vs Punk
Taker vs Jericho
Brock vs Jack Swagger vs ADR - WHC
Same Shield match
Hell No vs Usos
Kelly kelly

>>1665548
Hi Ryback!

Easy

Swap around opponents between Rock, Cena, Punk, Taker, HHH, and Brock

>>1665543
I'd like to think the stipulation and circumstances would be too "backstage" and meta for him to resist.

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Oh look another thread that proves """"""smart""""" marks don't understand the business.

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>>1665669

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>>1665669

>>1665669
Pretty much. Adding Punk to that match does nothing at all for the casual fan. If anything, it hurts the overall show because you don't have Undertaker vs Punk

>>1665669
But royal rumble 2013 had an insane amount of buys. Cm punk vs rock wouldn't work for mania but a triple threat with punk would

>>1666382
Rock winning the title was the draw. Rock losing the title in a 3 way wouldn't have.