HEY PHIL 15 MORE DAYS UNTIL YOU DIE

>>1664892

Pssshhhhh, there aren't any ropes to break a submission hold. Punk victory by Annaconda Vice.

>>1664902
Hey Phil, shouldn't you be training?

>>1664892

mark my words. punk will hit him with a go to sleep and climb the cage and leave the arena. crowd will go nuts and this thing was a big promotion just so punk can get the hype to win the world championship at wrestlemania.

the other thread hasnt even 404'd yet for fuck sake

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>>1664917
It's a a new day faggot.

I will post this everyday until Phil get's BTFO and you will like it.

>>1664892
emo fighter? no chance in hell

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>Phil wins debut
>wins more matches
>decides he misses wrestling but not the travel
>Gets call from fellow Chicago native and music enthusiast Billy Corgan
>Offers a fat contract
>Only has to work 4 dates a month for tapings
>Signs
>Cult of Personality song hits at the Impact Zone on a tape delayed edition of Impact

On a scale from Colon Crucified to Nuclear Meltdown, what do you think the reaction would be from all of the /asp/ies with abandonment issues?

Phil is undefeated in UFC.

>>1665206
I really could see this happen and it wouldn't shock me.