Dave Meltzer Summerslam star ratings

Who?

>>1659640
>Ambrose vs. Ziggler **3/4
Sloppy Dean BTFO

the state of wwe
everything sucks

>>1659640
Can't decide what's funnier:
>Meltzer still getting worked second-hand by a rib Cornette pulled forty years ago.
or
>Marks getting worked by Meltzer

>BMAJ not getting 5 stars
Shameful.

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>>1659652
>>BMAJ

>>1659640
>Balor and Rollins getting 4 stars when Seth did all the work and then injured the potato anyway

This kid just guarantees the main event slots 4 stars in the WWE.

>>1659640
>giving a fuck what some blogger says

No thanks.

This fag and you fags have no idea what a good match is

AJ and Cena was just a finisher spam, BUT it had a story and narrative that at least kept you ingaged

Orton vs Lesnar and Balor vs Rollins were not better than Ambrose vs Ziggler, those matches were literally thrown together at the last second and nobody cared, Rollins and Balor were putting in 0 effort and Orton and Lesnar was just...dumb

Ambrose and Ziggler was an old-school match, it had a nice and coherent story and the character interactions were great

>inb4 t-the crowd was dead!!!1

That was supposed to happen, the story was Ziggler was fiery babyface ready to prove himself the champ but was never on the champ's level, the crowd realized too after Dean started mocking Dolph and then just started to die down

>inb4 Carter cherrypicks a webm or gif to try and prove me wrong

>>1659649
>you can't rate matches
I wish territoryfags would leave.

>>1659674
>expressing my opinions with stars makes them authoritative
Literally kindergarten logic.

>>1659683
The authority comes from the reviewer, not the presentation. Meltz has an inexplicable following among wrestling fans, so his opinion carries weight. He could rate matches on a scale of 0-8 bananas and people would still follow it.

>>1659662
And record low TV ratings.

>>1659640
>****
WIT A BROKEN FOOKIN ARM

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>>1659640
>Balor vs. Rollins ****

AHAHAH in what universe?
i guess he have to please his target market

Who cares? He gives 5* to weeb shit like kobashi ishi when it's a pain for any normal person to sit through.

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>the state of wreddit

>>1659823
Well based Charlotte dropped the horse on its head,and destroyed it the whole match,then pinned it and won the title.
So I agree with wreddit

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>>1659834

>>1659823
Big Dave doesn't give extra points for women because they are women. He gave Asuka/Bayley 4 stars.

Charlotte/Botcha was just a bad match.

>>1659640
Orton vs Lesnar was *** ?
why?Lesnar dominating the whole match with garbage suplexes and orton getting to rko bork 2 times,once outside of the ring,so no pin,and a ddt(it was the best i've seen desu),and that shitty end that basically made orton look really weak in the eyes of the casuals
So it was more like *1/2

>>1659839
I already had
With yo mom

>>1659844
dubs confirm

>>1659843
I can see it being rated as such if you enjoy Brock matches for what they are.
The suplex were nice, the RKO spot was nice, they didn't fuck up and it came off like two titans throwing haymakers.
If it got past the forearm spot it would've probably gone on to be 4+

>>1659823
>Cena/AJ 5*
Can things not just be fucking good to these people?

>>1659823
>like the women's tag more than the charlotte/sasha
>thinks charlotte/sasha should have been at least 3

So, he thinks that shitty, cobbled-together women's tag was, what, 3.5 stars?
The fuck is with these people.

>>1659847
If Orton would've RKO'd Lesnar when he was facing Shane,and then maybe Randy punt kick Lesnar,the end would've been epic,and probably 2nd best match at SS.
But hey,gotta make Bork look even stronger,and freaking Randy Orton look like shit.

>>1659847
Oh and the RKO on the table was half botch,as the table didn't break,but we all know that Randy has bad luck with announcers tables.

>>1659668
>That was supposed to happen

Cena Vs Styles is a 4 1/2
I'm sure He would give it a 5,if they added in some flippy vanilla midget gook or an overhyped indie darling

>>1659823
>Sasha and charlotte can't get 3*? Come on metlz, sasha nearly died twice in the match

Which is precisely the reason why they should have gotten less. Botchalot Banks is awful.

>>1659640
>Charlotte vs. Sahsa **3/4
KEK reddit on suicide watch. Not even cuck meltzer thought it was good

>>1659842
>doesn't give extra points for women because they are women
>gave Asuka/Bayley 4 stars
I'm seeing some contradiction here

>>1659823
Fuck is wrong with these people? It's a goddamn tag thrown together tag match. How good can it really be? ** is fine. The average match tends to score around that so by that metric he's saying the match was fine.

I wish Smelltzer would get a clue

>>1659686
He's a hipster though
>muh tokyo bowl

>>1659935
Because you're missing the point. Asuka Bayley was a legitimately good match (entirely because of Asuka really, but still), but people keep calling all the other shitty women's matches good because they're judging it by a lower standard and so expect it to be rated higher. He would have rated it higher if it was better, just like he rated Asuka Bayley high because it was good.

>Orton vs. Lesnar ***

What a mark. That was the most memorable match due to the ending.

>le meltz

Fuck off no one cares.

>>1660017
Incorrect>>1659823

>>1660017
meltzer is based af

>>1659696

>WAAAAH I CAN'T GET INVESTED IN THIS GOOK SHIT! WHERE'S THE STORY?

hit showers bucko

>>1660048

>i love watching gooks roll around and kick each other while people are loudly yelling in a language i dont speak

Get a clue.

>>1659668
i'm a ziggy fan but that match sucked f a m

>>1660059
I finished through a Tanahashi vs Okada match

and then I watched bret hart vs steve austin

and then i realized that the japs are indeed better than the americans

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>I finished through a Tanahashi vs Okada match
>and then I watched bret hart vs steve austin
>and then i realized that the japs are indeed better than the americans

>>1661312
i used to think austin was a pretty good worker (7/10ish)

and then i saw the japanese guys and realized Austin was a 4 at best

>>1661295
1. Showers
2. Weights
3. Clue

>>1659640
Cesaro VS Sheamus where?
Roman and Rusev's brawl?

>>1659689
I'm surprised Rollins didn't have a broken back carrying him.

>>1661317
See
>>1661322

Austin could get the crowd to react to the things he did a lot better than at least Okada. He engaged the audience in the arenas and at home with the overall story of his matches even though it was the same thing every time and got them to care.

>>1659689
>using 3/4
how autistic can Metlzer get?

Summerslam was just kind of there.

>>1659668
This fag has no idea how to spell engage.

>>1659640
uhhh it is what it is y'know we will have to wait and see how it turns out y;know

>>1662595
Haven't you seen his room tour video? he goes full Chris Chan

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>>1659656
>>>BMAJ

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>>1659640
>Ambrose vs. Ziggler **3/4

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>>1659640
>Ambrose vs. Ziggler ⭐⭐3/4

>>1663321
dean is so detached from the world that he still thinks his childhood is a secret, you think he cares about le meltz ratings?

>>1661317
Overhead bathe
Lift heavy objects
Discover a hint