You wake up champion tomorrow, which belt do you choose?

>Stuck on Raw
Kill myself

>>1658164
This choice is 2obvious
Make it hard
Like:
>You're a talent getting a push, Steph has poured all her creativity into the bottom belt, and presents you both to choose, expecting you fully to opt for the Universal
>Do you spit in her face and go for Gold, or cuck yourself out to an ugly belt for security

>>1658164
>WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING CHAMPION
>""""universal"""" cuck

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uhhh the belt looks good here

this is not the same belt

Big Gold, that red belt is cursed

>>1658164
but wcw is ded

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>>1658164
>Champion of dead company
or
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP- Champion of a soon to be lesser brand

>>1658164
>GOAT title vs GOATSE title

>>1658173
GIANT

FRUIT

ROLL-UP

Big Gold is a wrestling treasure that WWE basically shat on

Fruit Rollup is a nothing belt they made up and pretended mattered

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>>1658164
GOAT, not the cucked WWE version

It would've been cool if they changed the leather to scale mail.

>>1658164

A Black Belt

Cause I'm A champion In a Real Sport

>>1658169
Choose universal and hope she sleeps with me

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>>1658374

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>>1658164
I hate the giant gummy worm belt, but honestly, the WHWC belt isn't exactly good looking either

>>1658404
It looks great when you see it in person but looks somewhat bland on TV

>>1658422
>all red everything
Other than being associated with eva, does this term have any other meaning?

>>1658384
If she's giving you the title you're already sleeping with her.

>>1658169
Choose the Universal Championship and get cucked by Stephanie and her feets

>>1658757
hey friend, this board is for those 18 years of age or older xD

>>1658704

The phrase "all gold everything" is from a popular rap song, and people just started putting different colors

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>>1658164
Unironically the Universal Championship.
>direct your hate, faggots

They're just following Power Rangers
>Universal title(Red) - Leading title
>WWE title(Black) - "Cool" title
>US title(Blue) - "Smart" title
>Women's title(Pink) - "Girl" title
>Tag title(Yellow) - Dead
>Intercontinental title(White) - Most relevant title

>>1658316
oh god the silver trim makes it look so much better

>>1658309
>wwe shat on
no WCW did that

>>1658404
>having taste this bad
wew