Based Alberto BTFO The Miz

>>1655876
B A S E D El Patron

>>1655876
God damn based albertooo

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>>1655876
>And now he's sitting on his greasy ass at home going through a bitter divorce case while based Miz is working indie manlets, smarks and marks all day err'day.
WETBACK BTFO!

>>1655912
this

>>1655876
Why isn't he happy, perros?

>>1655912
Not to mention he's in a happy marriage with his 10/10 wife.

>I'm a real athlete. Miz is just a loudmouth.

kek. What a mark. Go get our brains bashed in another MMA humiliation if you don't like wrestling, Berto. Meanwhile Miz will continue to GOATing and fucking his hot wife.

>>1655912
Del Rio clearly wants out of wwe, because unlike Miz he can go to any company and get work. Miz is never doing anything outside of wwe, because he sucks.

>>1655966
>Alberto is literally seething on /asp/

>>1655876
>spic SEETHING at the GOAT

>>1655966
>wants out
>literally came back to the wwe for the money

U r retarded

>>1655977
And all reports is the he regretted coming back like a month after returned.

>>1655876
>i don't think so, because he is fat and ugly
spat my fucking drink out holy shit

>Rich
>Hot wife
>Main evented wrestlemania
>Not going through a divorce
>Respected by everyone because he paid his dues and is one of the few legit heels in WWE
On a scale of 1-10 how jealous is Alberto right now?

>>1655952
one fight in mma is already toughter than 50 years of wrestling you fucking mark

>>1655991
>Del Rio
>jealous
He fucks Paige ffs
I would not be jealous of someone if I got to lick,kiss,fuck that pale and fat ass.

>>1656033
>He fucks Paige ffs
>He fucks a used up whore who isn't even a 6/10 in England
>Miz fucks a universal 10/10 super model who isn't a druggie and is actually attractive
Alberto is jelly as fuck.

>>1656033
>Paige
>More attractive than Maryse
Hola Alberto

>>1655991
Do us all a favour and have sexual intercourse pinhead

>>1656039
>a 10/10

Ok if you have shit tier standards. Seek sunlight you flavour of the month dickrider

we have to build that wall.

>>1656048
>Seek sunlight
I'm not Paige, m8.

>>1656048

Maryse
>shit tier standards
>flavor of the month


The case has been solved boys we've got a homosexual here

>>1655998
fuck outta here,the schedule wrestlers have is fucking crazy,they risk their bodies and lives
MMA autists fight like 2-3 times a year and they train whenever the fuck they want,oh and they might get KO'd/TKO'd or not,hell,average man KO's someone or gets KO'd atleast once their lives.

>>1656053
That you aren't fatboy

>>1656052
I agree, Pedro, those fatass mallshitters need to stay in their """""country""""".

>>1656039
>Implying Maryse wasn't already used bilion times before Miz got her

>>1656057
>settles for mediocrity

We got a desperate permavirgin here boys

>>1656060
>fatboy
I just told you, I'm not Paige. Get a clue.

Why are mexicans so shit at getting over? The only exception is the manlet of murder himself Raymond Stereo.

>>1656072
>Eddie

>>1656039
a 6/10 in England and a best/10 in America

>>1656075
not him but man shes kindy moldy i used to be into paige but shes been kinda icky now

Miz just sounds like a spoiled brat, which is a perfect trait for a wwe guy

>>1656039
Paige is a 9/10 in England which is a 3/10 in the USA.

>>1656074
Eddie wasn't over until after his death. Him and Mysterio are the 2 worst champs in WWE history.

>>1656040
Hola pero
ganar altura, tener relaciones sexuales
PUTO

>>1656072
>not acknowledging Eddie

Opinion discarded

>>1656091
Stop posting here retard, I won't warn ya again.

>>1656091
>Eddie wasn't over until after his death

You are thinking of Chavo

>>1656039
this

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>>1655966
>Implying tna wouldnt take him in a hot minute

>shit implying njpw wouldnt take him

>>1656098
Or what? You gonna meme him to death?
Get ya mark ass outta here.

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>>1656098
KEK so worked

El patron is so based

>>1655998

You missed the point retard.

Del Rio is works for a fake fighting company. Complaining about Miz not being a 'real athlete' makes him a mark and Del Rio's MMA career was a joke anyway.

Del Rio wishes he can be like The Miz.

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>>1656205
Got him

>>1656141
>TNA
Yeah, but they are a step above wrestling in grocery stores.

>New Japan
>Miz


Zero fucking chance.

>>1656151
I tried to warn ya pinhead, now ya done fucked.

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>"I'm the real athelete here"
>can't stop doing drugs
Sure you are puto

>>1655876
Man, you guys think everything said anywhere outside of the wwe is a shoot.

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>>1655876
Fuckd slagsvand trannys
Miz wakes up to this everyday.
I think miz is doing just fine hes sober a champion and married bare minimun someone who is in the top fivr of most attractive women to ever be in the wwe.

>>1656141
TNA would definitely take him. Could easily get booked in a lot of indy feds.

NJPW is literally zero chance. Miz vs Shibata for example might actually killed him.

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>>1655991
11.

>>1655876

Based el patron

>>1655966
Miz would instantly be top heel and champion on every promotion on Earth. Don't kid yourself, every indie mark would pay out the nose to see him get his from their various heroes.

It's just obvious the Miz has legit options outside of wrestling where he wouldn't have to .

>>1656300
>>1655887
>>1656169
sameputa

>>1656304
Mike pls go

Patron vs The Miz worked shoot promo when?

Miz will have a job in three weeks.

>>1656067

Yeah, Maryse is a 6 at best. I could easily have foursomes with 3 chicks that make Maryse look like a slob. By the way, I'm 6'9, a PhD student in engineering, with a 11 inch cock, and I drive a Ferrari monster truck.

>>1658791
del rio probably will too. combate americas wants him really bad apparently