>>1652649
I HAVE STAPLES IN MY HEAD
BROCK GAVE THEM ME, HE MADE ME BLEED
CAUSE I GOT HEEMED
YOU DESERVE IT
>>1652649
kys Cuckter
>>1652649
>wasting money giving out all those lights
LOLWWE
>>1652649
IS THE SUMMERSLAM SET THE NEW DEFAULT WEEKLY SET?
LE SPOOKY FEDORA MAN
Save him Bray
RETURN OF THE CHAIR
can't wait for Bray to do the job to Orton
Smackdown Live >>>> Raw
Bray is the most based on Smack after AJ.
>>1652685
I hope not. But i guess so.
>>1652507
post itt if you fell for this bait
>that reaction for Braybgurl
He's going over, right?
>>1652649
>Still handing those lights out to make Bray seem over
This company is beyond stupid.
Randy Orton confirmed for new member of the Wyatt family. Can't wait to see his beard.
>Bray going to job to Orton
Why can't he just win feuds?
>HOW'S YOUR HEAD, RANDY
kek
Why does everyone here hates Carter?
>Randy joins Brayy
What does Brays dreadlocks smell like?
Brayyy Gawd
>>1652697
only because smackdown has no meme tag teams and memery in general
I must have missed this rivalry starting during the olympics
>>1652711
Twinks cant grow beards.
Based bray losing weight and gaining dreadlocks
Why is Carter the biggest cuc on /asp/?
I AM A GOD
What actually happened to orton? There's no way in hell they could've "planned" for brock to bust him open with an elbow like that could they
Really stupid idea by all involved if so
>>1652718
He won't, he can't grow a beard
The what chant is the worst thing to ever be introduced to wrestling
>>1652737
Control-ahhhh control-ah
Did Bray just hid under the ring?
>Bray jobbing to Randy next
Bray just can't catch a break.
>>1652737
4/10 album at best
>>1652739
You know it's fake right?
>I am a god
SHE FINED HIM $500
It's not okay to use the word tranny as an insult and it is not okay to call a woman a tranny.
You should all have sex.
>>1652741
Agreed
>>1652741
>mad Stone Cold invented memes
>>1652737
We /mu/ now?
>>1652737
BRAD REPUTATION
Shane vs Lesnar Wrestlemania XXXIII
Survivor Series
Shane McMahon vs Brock Lesner
>AA vs Breezango
nice nice i like it
>People getting worked by $500
Please have sex people
F I V E H U N D R E D D O L L A R S
>$500
>$500
>$500
>$500
>$500
>>1652737
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS
>500
>>1652751
Sorry lil guy but this aint /wooo/ where ya get banned for "Transphobic shitposting"
WERE GONNA MAKE THE FOCUS NOT BE ON THE MANAGEMENT.
Well its like almost two months now. Why is shane still talking about stephanie
Why WHY
FUCKING WHY
>Breezango fed to AA
FUCK
>2 best tag teams in 1st round
Fuck my life
Wait wasn't cena supposed to tell aj that he was the better man?
>>1652756
Jesus fuck no
it was already bad watching Undertaker lose all credibility by going 50-50 with that nervous faggot
BREEZANGO WINS SCREENCAP
Should be a damn good match coming up. 15 minutes please
Guys we haven't seen Heathy baby in a while. Will he get a tag partner?
>>1652710
This meme never gets old
I can't watch SD, redpill me on
>$500
>>1652748
Doesn't look very fake
I miss Roman
>>1652741
It wouldn't if normie fans weren't autistic and only did it to Austin or Angle
What will Shane let Brock do to him to get pops?
>Watching Raw unironically
>Shane vs Bork
>Shane vs. Brock
No one wants to see this trash
>$500
Batista must be pissed right now.
>>1652770
That implies he's a liar
post yfw Shane brings in someone to DELETE Brock.
LESNAR(RAW) VS GOLDBERG(SD) AT SURVIVOR SERIES
>Shane vs Bork
Shane is kill, literal squash match.
>>1652739
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
>>1652770
Maybe AJ wearing the Cena band that John left means that
>>1652746
First Undertaker, now Orton... he's making a streak of jobbing to victims of post-Lesnar-syndrome.
>Im gonna put you in timeout
Did they?
>>1652782
What's your excuse?
>Borks fine costs less than a launch date PS3
>>1652765
>Only got one (you)
come on faggots I was being subtle enough.
Slater surprise partners only you'd mark out for
yfw Bork vs Shane is a 3 stages of hell match
>>1652793
Please God
>>1652777
brock was fined 500 dollars for injuring orton
>>1652739
Why not? It was something common before blading became a thing. All anyone, including non wrestling fans, were talking about after SummerSlam was that match. It more than guarantees that the next PPV that Brock is one will be a big draw because everyone will want to know what will happen.
>>1652730
It happened off camera, Randy was leaving the ring after his match with Slater and Bray walked in with Rowan for Rowan's match with Dean and gave Randy a look
>>1652737
>post yfw yeezus remains best mainstream rap album of decade
>>1652788
It's a work you mark, act a little bit more professional.
>>1652805
>>1652804
I would mark. Malenko is goat
>>1652777
you do not ignore the trips.
WTF is $500 (FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
>>1652804
>>1652803
I felt bad for ya poo poo b8. Ya lucky i even responded nerd
>>1652809
that was on camera
MVP is said to currently be backstage.
wut
Fucking WHY?
>>1652807
Not for Orton, for F'5ing Shane
>>1652804
>yfw Shane brings Goldberg to fight Lesnar for him
>IC title is still the jobber belt
>>1652804
Patrician choice my man
>>1652819
I'd love it if Milk came back, he was the GOAT
>>1652822
MVP is based
Literally 18+
>>1652822
>MVP is said to currently be backstage.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wAIT.
Well Smackdown doesn't really have black people anyways. Actually RAW has even less?
KURT ANGLE WAS SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA 20 MINS AGO
GET HYPED
When was the last I Quit match? We need more of those.
>>1652811
>Gucci Mane not the best rapper of our generation
Stay uninformed cousin
>>1652804
Muhammad Hassan
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH DUBS TO DETERMINE JOE'S BOOKING
>Fight Miz for the IC Title
>Fight Brock for Shane
>Be Heath's tag team partner
>>1652825
Just like he was supposed to bring Cena to fight for him at mania huh?
>>1652804
SCOTT STEINER WAS JUST SEEN BACKSTAGE
>>1652836
filtered
>>1652811
life of pablo is better
coloring book is better
>>1652822
>MVP is said to currently be backstage.
Why would they bring back this shitter?
I'd rather have NEW JACK.
>>1652843
this
>>1652835
Randy Janetty?
>>1652840
Heath's tag partner
BASED ARN
>>1652836
The Rusev vs Cena US Title match at Extreme Rules last year.
>>1652825
>He brings Marcellus Black who uses Brock as a Means to become the first black Super Sayain
>>1652836
Rusev vs. Cena last year.
Also lose weight
ARN
ARN
ARN
ARN
ARN
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
SPINEBUSTER
SPINEBUSTER
SPINEBUSTER
>Heath and Arn
ARN FUCK YES
>>1652853
Fucking Arn Anderson!!!
Who the fuck is this geezer talking to Slater?
R.i.P Heath
>Shane chooses AJ to represent him against Brock
>Tapes a BMJ mask to his face while he's sleeping
>Beat_up_John_Cena.gif
Wow AA is still alive
>>1652741
I did it to lauringitis back when he was GM
No regrets
BASED RHYNO
BASED ARN
RARE ARN ANDERSON APPERANCE CONFIRMS ARN MEME MADE TODAY IS GODS WILL
AW YES
>>1652862
18
FUCKING
PLUS
Based Arn
>Rhyno is Heath's partner
>>1652836
I believe it was Extreme Rules or the PPV after it last year, Cena vs Rusev. Was pretty trash because muh PG, muh Rusev/Lana breakup
BASED RHINOCEROUS
>Arn Anderson
Holy shit.
>>1652804
WE WUZ KFC
This is actually perfect booking for Slater and Rhyno. Goes back to the beginning.
RHYNO
Rhyno gonna betray him :(
Isn't Arn Anderson dead? Also how many running knees and spine busters will he do?
Based Rhyno
BENOIT WAS JUST SEEN HANGIN AROUND BACKSTAGE!!
>Meltzer: Kurt Angle was spotted backstage with Shane
>Arn is a bear
What did JBL mean by this?
>>1652862
18PLUS
>Breezango cut-away segments
Way funnier than New Day, le Club or Enzo and Cass
>Rhyno
Oh. So they are losing first round right?
R H Y N O
watch, fabreeze will lose to these vanilla midgets
state of smackdown
>>1652804
>>1652888
He's got the best spine buster in history we would only be so lucky to see it
Fan Dan Go
the reigning most underused talent in the world.
dude is the anti reigns
pure charisma
So AA are gonna be the inaugural Tag Champs arent they
American Alpha has anime background music
Breezango are GOAT
>>1652843
shit choice, Blue Demon Jr sucks, I applauded when Chavo beat his fucking ass
>Meltzer: hulk Hogan was spotted backstage with Shane
>>1652896
have sex
If dubs Angle come back to manage AA
Why are they pretending anyone other than AA has a chance to win the tag belts?
>>1652905
They should be. One of the best tags currently on the roster.
>>1652896
lose weight
>/fit/ the tag team
kek
>>1652911
please
>>1652913
>They should be. One of the best tags currently on the roster.
>Breezango aren't going to win this tournament
>>1652911
checked
>YFW AA GETS BURIED BY THE MEME GAY TEAM
READY
WILLING
AND
GAY
FUCKING FAGGOT VANILLA MIDGET
>>1652911
HE CALLED IT. WITNESSED
>>1652908
Son of El Santo was better desu.
>>1652911
WITNESSED
This Smackdown is better than a couple past PPVs
>Breezango will never do anything
What happened to surprise booking
>>1652911
Oh shit!
>>1652917
have
>>1652911
Holy fuck please let this happen
>American nu-males
Literally no pop
Ready Willing Gable is the start of the first LGBT character arc.
>>1652923
Actually am a Smacckdownie
>>1652920
Slater needs this mate
His kids aren't going to feed themselves, get worked smark
http://www.teamusa.org/Athletes/BE/Chas-Betts.aspx
Gable sucked at the olympics though
He ain't Angle
>>1652911
>>1652830
Why can't Season 3 start tomorrow....
>>1652935
sex
>>1652911
Nice dubs for a nice prediction.
>>1652935
SEX
>zero pop and reaction for these vanilla midgets
Kurt Angle is wrestling Cody Rhodes on saturday you dumb marks.
WTF I hate Americans now!!!
>USA chants
>everyone on the ring is american
>>1652804
>USA
So my tv sucks, its impossible to hear the volume of the crowd pops.
Did american alpha just come out to complete silence or is it my tv.
dang guys this 100% choreographed dance World's Greenest Tag Team is performing is great
>Chanting USA in a native american casino
>>1652941
Have sex
Gain height
Seek employment
Lose weight
Hit the weights
Get a clue
Follow the buzzards
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>usa chant for no reason #99999999
I hate retarded Americans so much
>USA chants
>the state of american alpha
>American nu-males
Haas & Benjamin 2.0 are literally CAW
post yfw breezango get the upset victory
Americans are truly the dumbest people on Earth
>>1652954
what is this
>>1652956
0 pop or reaction
no one cares about these caw vanilla midgets
nxmeme BTFO yet again
>>1652804
Dat clothesline damn
>>1652953
Breeze is Canadian
>>1652941
He looks pretty chubby there.
>>1652967
>What is Brazilians
>>1652967
Get fucked yuropoor
Instead of making their own shitty Foley show why not just put based Christley shows on the Network?
>>1652965
Sure and Samoa joe will appear tonight
>>1652911
THIS
>>1652953
Breeze is Canadian
>>1652973
pretty much just a liberal american
>>1652957
This. AA are good wrestlers but holy fuck they're so unexciting.
>>1652965
>>1652970
Where are they in bumblefuck ohio?
>>1652980
>Implying Christley wouldn't rather follow the better wrestling show on network tv
>>1652980
its cheaper
>>1652804
>>1652911
>american tag team
>911
>>1652967
Can confirm
>>1652996
>Awake at 5 am to watch a kid's show
>>1652993
>current ROH tag team champion
>>1652965
Hey look everyone, It's Bay Leno's finisher
If fandango doesnt win then smackdown is forever a fucking joke
>>1652993
Is it too late for Johnny Sins to sign with WWE? They took AJ, Roode, Aries, and Joe
>>1652996
>>>/wew/
>mfw eurocucks are up 5 am in the morning to watch a kids show
>american alpha gets more screen time than all the other matches
READY
WILLING
GAYBLE
>>1653012
He would've been banned for that post over there
who /breezango here?
>>1652965
This should be the title match
holy fuck this is Roman tier of kicking out
fuck american alpha
I'm a Jason Jordan mark now
>>1653023
I am
Pretty good match here.
>>1653023
here senpai
>>1653023
That match where they came out after a tanning malfunction still funny as fuck
>>1653023
Right here
Being a Breeze mark is suffering
Good match though
Smackdown is a fucking joke
Wow never seen Tyler Breeze kick out this many times since his NXT days.
Whoa, Tyler Breeze is kinda good.
Good match tbqh
Same spot they have one every single match with. Why did these fags get called up and not The Revival?
>>1652970
They actually earned their pops during and after the match. Good shit.
Damn good match
>>1653013
its 2am ya manlet dweeb
Based match
>Otunga being a fucking autistic weeb
AA seems like they always comes out to no pop but once they wrestle people get into it.
Based.
>>1653043
>RAWTIST SEEEETHING
>pipitv
Brock's favorite channel
Those belts look nice
>Chinese watching WWE
Breezango needs a valet.
Who's available?
>>1653051
It's their finsher, retard.
>zoolander 2
what did he mean by this?
>jobber team and no pop team put on a good match
>pee-pee tv
>Ben Wang
Holy shit
Did they just say they signed a chink?
>JBL pronouncing Wang correctly
color me impressed
DEAN IS WACKY
WACKY
>>1653051
The Revival are based af but they'd be made Ascension tier on main roster and you fucking know it fampai
WHAT THE FUCK IS DEAN WEARING
Just got here /smacklads/ What have I missed?
>pee pee tv
Holy kek
What in the absolute fuck-
>Dean wearing a bigass Turd Ferguson hat
topkek
>Goof Dean is back
God damnit.
>>1653071
Chris Ben Wong
>always bet on black
HES A FUCKING LUNATIC
>Chinese superstar
>Isn't a vanilla midget
Might be cool.
>>1653054
Why is Amy Schumer holding the women's championship?
>This is what Dean interpreted from Austin telling him he needs to push the boundaries
Somebody help Dean with his gambling problem
LE WACKY MAN
>>1653054
>2am to watch a kids show
>I always bet on black
Dean confirmed for cuck
HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE
>>1653084
MAGGLE
Why does Dean grow those trash sideburns out?
>>1653080
>based norm will never be on commentary
Dean Ferguson
>>1653051
First five minutes of the match, yeah, but they mixed it up a bit for the ending and I'm sure they'll do some other stuff for Backlash. They showed they had way more during the takeovers, but were pretty basic on weekly NXT shows.
>State of Deanetty
>I always bet on black
SO WACKY
the lunatic fringe
Kek'd at that segment
>i always bet on black
renne confirmed getting BLACKED
HAHAHAH DEAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WACKY XDDDD
WOW LOOK AT THAT BIG GOOFY HAT GUYS
HE'S SO WACKY AND CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY
fucking get this balding twink faggot off my TV.
>>1653099
Norm is too good for WWE
>deans turd Ferguson hat
I can't breathe
Did Slater get a partner/have his match? I just tuned in.
Ratings just took a huge DIP
>The lunatic cringe
The charm of Dean as champ is long gone, he should've always been chasing the belt. Him holding it is just aggravating. Put the belt on AJ or Bray already
>>1653115
he got rhyno
>I always bet on black
Renee about to BLACKED.
>>1653112
>being this mad at someone having fun
CMON GUYS DEAN'S JUST BEING DEAN XDD
>>1653115
Rhino
>>1653115
Rhyno
so silly...ha nice one dean
>>1653115
Manbeast
>>1653115
Rhyno
>>1653115
Rhyno
>>1653098
Renee likes them.
>>1653115
Rhyno
>>1653092
its no big deal, he isnt a wage slave. he sets his own hours
>>1653130
Prep your bull.
>>1653130
gain height
>>1653131
so wacky, maggle
>>1653130
>I always bet on black
What did deanetty fan boys mean by this?
>>1653065
Eva Marie.
Not like she ever wrestles.
Why is this balding indie faggot still on my TV
Fuck you Vince, enjoy your 2nd hour ratings plummet
So once the Free Agent angle is over where is Slater going to be working with?
>you will never be worked by a wrestler like /asp/ is by Ambrose
Is Dean wearing a hat to hide his balding?
Also, where's based baron corbin?
>>1653127
It's Rhyno ya fucking kid
>>1653165
Its Rhino ya dweeb
>>1653154
He hasn't been trying to work with RAW
>>1653143
Dean so silly still has the hat
>>1652988
Try again moron