BROCK FINED $500 BY WWE!

>>1651538
BROCK BANKRUPT AND FORCED TO LIVE ON THE STREETS

>>1651538
it's over. hes finished.

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>yfw it was a shoot elbow
>yfw people expected him to get fired
>yfw $500

Braq he is big superstar ,. I'm sure he will find way to deal with this amount ,.

I know for rest of us that many rupees is hefty weight... but I assure you please do not be worried.

>$500

kek

batista was fined $100,000 for blading

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>>1651677
Neither of those is any money to them. Fucking they should give me 100K

>>1651704
$100,000 is a lot of money and more than 10% of the wrestlers' annual salary...

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>>1651538
Holy shit is this actually the angle they're going for?
A $500 fine for attacking a GM? They wasted the Summerslam main event on THAT?

>>1651538
>$500

Why even fine him for what is basically chump change for Brock?

>>1651779
100K is more money than a lot of us make in a year.
>They won't get one month's pay, how could they ever live.

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>"Is the fee enough to satiate --SmackDown Commissioner Shane McMahon’s peace of mind for the heinous act inflected upon one of his show’s top Superstars? Is this seemingly paltry sum an insult to Shane and SmackDown Live? How will Lesnar’s fine impact the already strained relations between Team Red and Team Blue?"

A team of writers who make hundreds of thousands of dollars per year came up with this.

k guys, time to start a patreon for bork who with me?

>>1651538
He also got suspended for 2 years from UFC for his juicing

>>1651911
did they ever take any of his $2M purse? if not, wasn't Hunt supposed to fuck off and quit? I'm guessing neither happened

>>1651538
BROCK BURIED
HE'S STREET FIGHTING FOR MONEY NOW

>>1651823
>How will Lesnar’s fine impact the already strained relations between Team Red and Team Blue?
Subtlety is apparently a lost art. Jesus.

>>1651931
Hunt just pretended he deserved more money to try to get ufc to panic and give him some but as a billion dollar company with lawyers they told him to fuck off

>>1651823
Really makes you think.

HOW LONG TILL BORK FILES BANKRUPTCY?

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theyre legit booking Brock as the guy that works the smarks

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>>1651779
An average person doesn't make $100,000 a year, and that's what the less paid athlete makes in WWE. Lesnar is a main eventer, the fucker must be making easily around $5 mil a year, and I'm not even sure...

>>1652451
I doubt Brock gets anywhere near $5m a year. He wrestles because he loves the sport, the fans, the big pops, he doesn't need the money.

>>1653117
kek

Yfw people in this thread actually got worked by this

Jesus, i never thought it was actually necessary but, 18+

>>1653117
Didn't he make 3mil just off that UFC fight? He's probably getting 100k+ per appearance in WWE

>>1652451
The WWE WHC makes less than $100,000 a year. Just saying.

Seriously? That's fucking hilarious.

I love Stephanie

>>1653421
No it isn't

>>1653440

Dude... The man whipes his ass with that kind of cash.
It's hilarious.
>>Wait, i get to beat the crap out of this smug jerk, and i only have to pay $500? I'll pay for the fucking rematch right now.
>>how much to beat up Foley? Oooooh, how much to beat up Shane?

>>1653485
Do you honestly believe Brock was fined $500? Seriously?

>>1651538

They're really tryna bankrupt him huh?

>>1651538
Batista is going to get pissed and might wanna sue the WWE.

>>1653485

It's a joke about Stephanie fining him a very small amount of money because she actually enjoyed watching Shane get beaten, you dip

>>1653536
>>1653713

Whoops. Too slow.
It is funny though.

>>1651538
Oh come on, at least they could make it 499.99$ so we could kek some more.

>>1653656
Calling it now, next wrestlemania will be bork vs bankruptcy.

>>1651538
500?!? Realyy Steph!!! That was one of your employees and your brother!!!! iT SHOULD HAVE BEEN $5000!!! Brock can bring you money but he's an animal not a wrestler just a brutal animal!

>>1651538
They might give those 500 to Orton

Brock's new finisher confirmed:
>smash dude with elbow until he's bloody
>toss $500 in bills into the ring
>leave

It's like the exact opposite of The People's Elbow. The Misanthrope Elbow?

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>>1651538
>yfw they could've fined him 9.99
Free advertising

>>1651656
>literally doesn't know how to make it funny
>post what I see on simpsons
This is the most boring poster here, filtered

>>1656463
kek

he didnt get over

Poor Brock, he could have subscribed to the award winning WWE network for a while with that money. He now has to stream like a worthless neet.

>>1656434
>Brock rendered unable to pay his Network subscription fee for the month

SUICIDE WATCH

>setting up Bork vs Shane

Why?

>>1653756
Namefags everybody

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>ywn grab brock's titty

Why live?

>>1656352
Literally should've made it 9.99.

>NOW BROCK CAN'T WATCH HIMSELF KILL RANDY ORTON ON THE WWE NETWORK FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.

>>1657182
>I had AJ call one of his old friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8

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>It was a shoot all along
APOLOGIZE TO HIM

>>1651538
WORKED
O
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K
E
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Am I one of you guys now that said the word? Am I cool? Or did you guys work me into thinking I was cool for saying work?

>>1657182

For a based Mean Street Posse return, obviously

>>1658004
>literally working yourself into a shoot: the post

Bork Laser on suicide watch. Sable now has to fuck random men on the streets for money

>>1651538
I want to know if he was trying to show that WWE wrestlers couldn't take real hits.

At first I thought WWE was trying to look cool since MMA is cool. Especially when they said "winner by TKO"
But later when I found out Bork legit cut him I feel there was some kind of bad blood going on. Or Bork has got some issues.

omg thats brutal he's gonna be living on the streets now holy shit

>>1651538
JUST

THE STATE OF BORK

>>1657964
>implying randy wasn't in on it with brock without letting vince mchaitch know about it

>>1658825
orton deserves it desu, whining about getting hit too hard in the past. Bitch ass nigga now knows how getting hit too hard really feels

>500 Dollar fine
>no JUST Lesnar shoop

>>1656403
Holy shit I dont think ive ever laughed harder

How has this worked so many people? Loads of sites seem to report it as if its actually true and Brock got fined $500 for going too violent on Randy

>>1660174
>Questioning the genius booking of Vince McMahon

>>1656403
Let's name it the "shek-elbow".

>>1659003
So suplex city will now be called suplex slums.

>>1651538
Funny thing is,people think Brock did the same thing to Cena back in 2012,at Extreme Rules.
The difference is that Cena bladed in that match(Brock too),unlike Randy,that took those elbows the hard way,just for the damn blood.
If you want proof,rewatch that match with Cena,and pay attention to ref's hands(gloves) and Cena's hand too,also for a moment(4-5 sec) the camera is full on Brock,while Cena is obviously blading,and like I said,just look really carefully to ref's hands and the way he behaves.