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Beefcakes latest rant 2016-08-23 23:27:00 Post No. 1651306
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>People want X-Division in WWE
>People want cruiserweights to be focused on again
You people realize the WHOLE WWE ROSTER is made up of cruiserweights yes?
Seth Rollins for example is 5'11" and 190lbs.
>Beefcake was 5'11 and 190lbs when he was 17 years old.
Finn Balor is 5'11 and 190lbs.
>Beefcake's dog is half as tall and weighs half as much :/
>Shinsuke Nakamura is 6'2", and weighs 220lbs, but looks smaller than Finn.
Shinsuke is great by the way - don't know why he is included here.
Anyway, the whole roster is filled with small Superstars and is a farcry from the days of old, where each Superstar was an awesome specimen and incredible muscular god - compared to the lesser man.
>Today, your father or big brother - perhaps your uncle - is bigger than your favorite Superstar. This is whack.
>Back in the 80's and 90's, NOBODY was bigger than a major star in real life.
Nobody was bigger than Nash, Hogan, Steiner, and so on.
Wrestling was amazing back in the day.... Sigh...
>Beefcake wishes you people could have been there.
Todays wrestlers are like ballerina's compared to yesterdays Superstars.
It is a shame to see what WWE has become in the past 15 or so years, compared to where it was actually heading.
>With Steph in charge, WWE is becoming a sunday morning kids TV show, politically correct, in favor of raging homosexuals, supporting "womens rights" nonsense as well as turning a whole ring PINK every year for a month to support some scammers 'cancer' research company.
They should have split Raw and Smackdown, and made one show 18+, and one show for the kiddies who love PG era wrestlers, instead of proper Superstars like Steiner, Nash, Hall, Xpac, Vader, Stiener, Bam Bam, Warrior, and so on.
The current brand split means nothing - and both shows are still the same.
WWE IS filled with cruiserweights (as the main stars), and the big guys are taking a slower role as all the kids today are scared of Beefy musclemen.
The end.
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Autism
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Beefcake was full of steroids
>Seth is not
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>>1651306
seek sunlight
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have sex
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>>1651306
Oh fuq he found /asp/
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He's right, you know
I met a few guys like a year ago when they came to atlanta and it felt awkward as shit. I'm 6'9 and nobody even crested my shoulder, except the two big wyatt motherfuckers and ddp
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>>1651315
>>Seth is not
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>Seth Rollins for example is 5'11" and 190lbs
He literally is not.
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one of the best selling merch guys is Big E
Big E is fucking jacked, so what if he's 5'11? I;ve never seen someone that looks like him in real life
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>>1651306
This guy sounds like a trump supporter
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>>1651306
>Seth is 5'11" 190lbs
>Finn is the same
Is Beefcake fully retarded
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>>Seth is not
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What the fuck are you even talking about? 18+
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>Beefcake needs to make a return!
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>>1651358
>This guy gets it.
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>>1651441
Seth Rollins
Professional wrestler
Colby Daniel Lopez is an American professional wrestler and actor currently signed to WWE, where he performs under the ring name Seth Rollins on the Raw brand. Wikipedia
Born: May 28, 1986 (age 30), Iowa, United States
Weight: 98 kg
Height: 1.85 m
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Finn Bálor
Professional wrestler
Fergal Devitt is an Irish professional wrestler signed to WWE, where he performs on its Raw brand under the ring name Finn Bálor. Wikipedia
Born: July 25, 1981 (age 35), Bray, Republic of Ireland
Height: 1.8 m
Weight: 86 kg
Nationality: Irish
Billed from: Bray
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O_O
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>>1651428
you sound like a cuckolded redditor
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>>1655145
Learn metric you pleb.
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>>1655148
Shit nigger, telling me to learn metric is like telling me to learn spanish
Cuck tier, bro
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>>1655168
>Here plebians, you have a demonstration of the IQ of a random American male.
>Protip: It is under 93.
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>>1651306
Hes absolutely right.
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>>1655176
Nice try nigger
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Based beekcake btfoing the manlets like seth and balor
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>>1651839
>tfw u remember fappin to the booty girl
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>>1655197
>Beefcake is the greatest thread maker of all time
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>>1655148
>metric
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>>1655148
Go back to your socialist society
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>>1655442
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>>1651906
>Being named after a cheese and being a spic
Life's not always easy you know.
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>>1651358
Why don't you become a wrestler then faggot?
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There is a reason Beefcake was in one main event and almost killed the company single handedly. Muscley men aren't entertaining. What matters is the wrestling.
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Really hurts to see old favorites of mine turn into loud obnoxious trump voters
>With Steph in charge, WWE is becoming a sunday morning kids TV show, politically correct, in favor of raging homosexuals, supporting "womens rights" nonsense
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>mgtow threads on /asp/
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>>1655744
Cry more libtard cuck.
We are gonna make America great again, whether you like it or not.
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>>1655750
its one thing to think hillary isn't capable, which i somewhat agree with
another thing to think trump is the answer. take the L republicans, come november
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>>1655077
>defending Donald Trump
>literally redit:the candidate
>all this mgtow seething
please lose weight
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>>1655758
If Trump loses you can kiss your ass good-bye.
That evil cunt is gonna destroy this country and start World War 3 with Russia.
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>>1655744
consider testosterone injections
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>>1651306
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>>1655772
i bet you think homosexuality is a sin too
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