SMACKDOWN LIVE! OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Jeans Flailbrose needs to drop the strap to AJ Stylez

>six hours early
nigga

>>1650047
Dean Ambrose is so based

AJs pop when he opens the show is going to be massive

Really Carter? Nobody was going to jump in line.

>>1650096
This

theres already a gamethread up

>>1650073
His burial of Ziggler at SummerSlam was great. I assume only Ziggler marks hated that match.

>>1650106
Where?

>>1650110
check catalog

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>>1650121
Smackdown so based we need two

How the fuck do RAW women even compete?
>RAW
>Horsey 1
>Horsey 2
>Mana
>Bayleno
>Page
>high test is a meme
Only decent women are Lana, Summer Rae, and Alicia if you're into that, meanwhile smack has
>Rato with the fat asso
>Thicki
>The Irish Lasskicker for the autist crowd
>The Irish Nightmare Naomi
>Technically supreme Natalya
>Jobber but still hot Carmella
>mother fucking MARYSE
>Not to mention the most stylish, elegant, bewitching, eternally beguiling, continuously charismatic, and fantastically fascinating woman to appear in this or any arena; who will make you seduced, enchanted, dazzled, and entranced, by all red, everything, herself, Eva Marie.

How the fuck does RAW compete?????

>>1650129
>Technically supreme
>Natalya
All my lels. She's got a nice body tho

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>>1650129

>>1650047
at least you don't have your trip anymore Carter
That's a plus

>>1650139
I meant it as in-ring skills are excellent, anything else is up for debate

>>1650129

>implying Lana and Summer Rae aren't the two p4p best

Quality over quantity mi amigo

>>1650151
Yeah that's why I laughed

>>1650139
Shes a hart

since smackdown hasn't started, what's ya favorite frank ocean's song from BLOND?

where can i listen to his other album?

>>1650390
That album is shit

>>1650376
In name only. None of the talent

And hopefully one these thread will be free of the trips.

Look at the Ryder guys, they turned it off - I still see them lurking on other boards, but not here on asp with it on.

Reminder that those guys weren't the problem.

Speaking of Ryder I don't think Mojo is helping his singles career. It's good they are over, but sack really didn't need someone else to get even more over.

We will see

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ayyy

>>1650677
HAHA TIME FOR BLUE BELTS

>>1650677
>Women's Championship
>Tag Team Championship
Predictions who will win them first?

>>1650129
At this point i'm just watching Renee, the other can go "home".

Post yfw The Blue Ace AJ Styles wins the world title and too sweets it on top of the ramp

>>1650685
>Women's Championship
Thicky Lynch

>Tag Team Championship
American Alpha

>>1650685
> only one tag team belt
Its obviously the two he means you stupid fuck

>>1650685
Natty,Usos

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>>1650698
Mine SSing for proof

>>1650685
Nikki and AA

>>1650695
This

>>1650677
Oh god, can't wait for the two blue nickels

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>>1650720
they will be purple mark

>>1650047
Dean looks so ugly in that picture. Like what a obese atheist in middle school wants to be as he shoots up the school

He really should make better faces during those pictures. Not smiling like Cena, but come on, Pillman looked great

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who /smackdownie/ here ?

who /skippedRAW/here ?

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>She is the daughter of Paul Van Dale, a former professional wrestler who worked as a jobber for WWE in the 1990s

>>1650788
BASED

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>>1650073
kys

>>1650685

>Women's
Summer Rae

>Tag
Hype Bros


Screenshot now for historical archiving

>>1650765
After seeing Reigns is just going back to being pushed to the moon no matter what I'll be watching only Smackdown all the way and skimming through Raw for based Rusev and Rollins

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>>1650948
Summer Rae is on RAW, you tard.

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>>1650685
Nikki (not that I want her to, but she's with Cena, so it's happening)
American Alpha

Reminder that Daniel is referring to the two tag belts. There is no womens title

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NEW SET

RAW BTFO

>>1651232
>no fist
>raw btfo

pick 1

>>1651316
>SEETHING

>>1651232
>>1651241
ABSOLUTELY BASED

RAWTISTS BTFO

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I'm so excited for tonight that I can't even breathe

>>1651316
>let's just do the same thing again
wanna know how i know your a rawtist?

>>1651338
>thinking new sets are better than the old sets

18+

Post yfw based AJ becomes number one contender tonight

>>1651344
>implying
get a clue

>>1650788
I want to make her ass jiggle as we fuck from behind

Dean just triggered Lita so hard

Can't wait to taste Rawtists tears after tonight's show destroys every hope they still have

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>>1651345
obligatory

>Nikki vs Carmella
muh dick

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>>1651393
>Carmella

>>1651393
>dat body vs dat moaning

>>1651397
Stupid idiot frogposter

CARTER STICKY THIS REEE

BASED BOOKER T

If mods sticky this I'll show a picture of my asshole.

>>1651232
imagine Bobby Roode walking out with that GLOURIOUS set in the background.

>>1651232
not bad

>>1651405
get sun

It's Cena passing the torch to AJ?

>>1651393
>Carmella
Oh god no

>>1651405
Mods pls

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Raw is way better, admit it cunts.

>that look in on the smackdown crowd
holy shit, tons of signs tonight boys

>>1651444
quads confirm shit ton of signs tonight, hopefully that translates to a hot crowd

>>1651444
WE ATTITUDE ERA NOW

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>>1651455
>quads

>>1651459
i need glasses all right

So Carmela's gonna be the jobber for the SD's wymyn division?

>>1651444
Nice to have trips to confirm this.
>>1651455
>quads
Nice dubs though.

>nikki shitter vs carmella

THE STATE OF SMACKETTY

SMACKDOWNIES BTFO

>shows about to start
>no sperglords on here fighting over threads

Feels good to be a smacklad

>>1651466
good quads!

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HOLY SHIT BROCK BTFO

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/768234897492283392
>BREAKING: @StephMcMahon fines @BrockLesnar $500 for his actions at @SummerSlam.

also
>CM Punk mention
what the actual fuck is this

acestream?

>>1651484
Have you seen the OP pic. It has Carter's autism all over it. He's just making threads anonymously while posting subtle Ambrose pics.

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>>1651487
>>1651493
>FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
holy shit

>>1651487
>being this worked

>>1651487

>$500

holy shit just bankrupt him why don't you

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>>1651487
>>1651493

>>1651487
>>1651493
Stephanie totally fucks Brock while Paul watches

Based GOAT AJ establishing himself as the alpha

Poor dolph

Why the fuck are these guys all hanging out?

What do Baron and Rowan talk about?

>>1650056

mandrama is his life

BASED MANLET RHYNO

>AJ immediately gonna job to Dolph

BASED AJ

>AJ legit just dick-swinging into the locker room

#Broken Ziggles

Dolph can't handle the bantz

>State of shittgler

>Baron Corbin
>Erick Rowan
>Apollo Creed
>Rhyno

Wtf did they just grab whoever was backstage?

DOLPH CANT HANDLE THE BANTZ

>that shit acting by ziggles

based styles burying Dolph

>>1650765

You didn't skip RAW, you were in the game thread spamming that image at least 5 times.

ASS

>>1651529
Yes

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>>1651487

THOSE FUCKING TITLES.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF happened? I missed the start

>THESE FUCKING BELTS

bruh this new set is sick

Well atleast these belts aren't total garbage

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME

ASS

SAME FUCKING BELTS

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>>1651523
>THOSE GORGEOUS TAG BELTS

RAWTISTS BTFO
GOLD >>>> BRONZE

>>1651529
Name this stable /asp/

FUCK THOSE BELTS

FUCK THIS COMPANY

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH THOSE TITLES!

WE SILVER PENNYS NOW

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YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ITS THE FUCKING DIME BELTS

Are they still in Brookyln or is there finally new sets?

>>85714027
TWO

GIANT

NICKELS

Its over, WWE will never have pretty belts again.

Damn those belts are fucking sick

>>1651539
>>1651542
Intercontinental looks pretty good

Shit belts but still better than Universal title

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

>Ziggler gonna get pinned by AJ

>People actually thought ziggles stood a chance against a shieldetty member

I knew the women's would be blue. I like it. I like the tag titles too. inb4 rawtists pretend they're as bad as the universal title

So that new stage is permanent? Cool. I actually like it.

>women 's title
boring and predictable/10
>new tag titles
bretty gud

>the state of those fucking belts

LMFAO

WE QUARTERS NOW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like the belts. AMA

>>1651554
They're actually really fucking cool looking

>wiminz belt
Who cares
>tag belts
Better than Raw desu

Holy shit this staging and production work and belts so fire

RAW RIP

That """womens"""" belt actually looked really sharp desu senpai

>>1651546
They already explained this over the past few days. The WWE is all about """""branding""""" so everything is going to look the same but with different colors so people can't confuse it with anything else.

>>1651529
>>1651548
BEAR

>more reskins
JUST

I guess the dime belts look better than the penny belts though.

>>1651557
8 cents worth more than Raw's titles.

If you're changing the color pallet I guess this is better than the all red, but still.

they still in Brooklyn?

Becky Lynch looks like a retard

>No penny belts

Already good.

stupid ass yes chant makes everyone look like retards

>>1651561
thats the womens belt

>>1651548
BEAR

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>THOSE BELTS

J U S T

U

S

T

Tag belts look good

They should give those tag teams to the Acension so they can finally get some dimes

>>1651568
25x as valuable as raw's belts

>Literally the same fuck8ng bts
>just recolored
Damn wwe has gotten cheap as fuck.

Why the fuck can't WWE make a good looking belt? What is wrong with these stupid idiots?

>>1651561
kek

Raw BTFO IN SET AND BELT DESIGN.
RIP RAW

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so comfy for SD

the tag belts actually look pretty good

The woman belt looks sick blue is my favorite color, the tag belts look like shit tho

Becky lookin GOOD

>Dat Pop for The GOAT.

Kek based DB, anti-samrks still getting worked by how over The GOAT is.

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JUST

>>1651577
Superb math skills there

>>1651587
kys rawtist

RAW BELTS BTFO

>Becky's fishnet get-up

So this is why she doesn't show tummy

Becky with the huge ass pop.

I thought Becky was suspended?

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

WHILE /RAWTISTS/ GET PENNY BELTS BASED SMACKDOWN GETS SILVER DOLLARS

>>1651603

>Seething

Color coding the belts is a mistake

Nattie chant, I like this crowd

>>1651569
How big is your dic?

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>>1651591
>The numbers don't lie

Hope the 6-pack is elimination

becky somehow still over

>DIVASHIT AS THE OPENING SEGMENT
FUUUUCK

Who /breezango/ here?

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>6 pack challenge

wtf is that

>>1651493
>$500

HAHAHAHA. at least make it a believeable amount.

What's with the Spartans on the tag belts they look weird why is wwe obsessed with it

desu i like them both, i'm happy to see them keep the design for the tag belts especially & the colours on both are good.

becky's tummy is qt

Pretty decent tag titles

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>blue strap
>silver plates

>white strap
>blue plates

Holy fuck these belts look nice

>B+ecketty stuck on the B show

Lel

HEATH TAKING BOTH BELTS

SLATER
L
A
T
E
R

SLATER

>>1651612
its all marketing not creative design now

BASED SLATER BAYBAY

Please dont give the tittle to Nikki.

We already endured her run just so WWE could bury AJ record.

>>1651623
Six guys in a ring

SLATER!!!

ONE

MAN

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

BASED ONE MAN BRAND

BASED AS FUCK HEATH SLATER!!!

HEATH

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>yfw Becky wins the belt
>yfw Becky immediately has to vacate it because she gets injured during the match like Finn

>>1651614
That was a becky chant

BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER BASED SLATER

BASED SLATER GOAT

Heath Slater getting Xpac heat from DBry

>>1651623
Fatal Six-Way

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>post yfw Nikki beats Becky for Womens title

BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH BASED HEATH

Based SLATE

DAT SLATER POP

BASED FUCKING SLATER OWNS EVERY OPENING SEGMENT

ITS THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT ON THE MARKET TODAY

Slater OVER as FUCK

Put some belt on him already

SLATER

HEATH WHY DIDNT YOU RUN IN ON BROCK VS ORTON

SLATERS GONNA SLATE

BASED SLATER HERE TO SAVE THIS SHIT

BASED HEATH GETTING MORE APPLAUSE THAN BECKY

SLATER BAYBEH!

OVER AS FUCK

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>SLATER OVER AS FUCK

BASED HEATH

BASED HEATH

BASED HEATH LOUDEST POP OF THE NIGHT

>>1651627
Fuck off BLWG

>>1651630
>B show
We're 5-1 and we had motn at summer fest. Admit that you lost already rawcuck

BASED SLATER ON SD.

RAWKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH.

SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D SLATER IS BASE D

Slater over as fuck

SLATER BTFO

Slater is unironically the most over person on the roster

I am down for Slater burying Becky to win the womans title.

>almost trips walking in ring

always a comedy figure.

>win a little bit of gold
>literally no gold in any of those belts

If the other tag team belts are penies, are these new tag belts quarters, dimes or nickels?

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Sorry Heath but there is only ONE Michael Phelps in the WWE

>CORPSING

Its Slater time baby!

>>1651651
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1599927/#1602237
this is BLWG's face.

Give Slater the IC belt please have it be a fluke win against Miz and Smackdown becomes desperate to sign him.

I can go back in the back

Heath over come la figa

>insert Curt Hawkins

>YFW HEATH WINS THE TAG BELTS IN A HANDICAP MATCHES

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>POST YFW HEATH WINS THE TAG TITLES FUCKING SOLO

Slater and AJ Styles

LET'S GO

Field trip to be slaters tag partner

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>Fel Naomi

dat product placement

it's hawkins

>Brother

Hogan confirmed

>>1651646
Fuck them then

>>1651691
an i kicked your leg, out of your leg.

TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE SLATER TAG PARTNER

WHY EVEN LIVE

DREW MCYNTYRE RETURN

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>>1651680
>on the roster

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT NOWWWWWWWW

Fuck this is a hot crowd for some reason

>post yfw Heath wins it with a bunch of kids in a trenchcoat

That set is great

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Haven't watched in awhile, why's Heath big again? Last I remember he was a jobbing like a bitch

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>>1651696
>>1651696

>Heath comes back with goldberg

>yfw aj styles and based slater become the ultimate tag team

BASED FUCKING AJ

>Enough about the """""women's""""""" belt

Based AJ

>women tag team titles

based aj burying the women

>>1651685

It's not HHH

Bryan, Miz, Big Show, Kurt Angle are the only grand slam winners

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>Ziggler

BASED MOM HAIR CUT

SOMEONE SAVE THIS SHIT:

HEATH'S PARTNER WILL BE DEAN AMBROSE AND THEY'LL WIN MAKING DEAN A TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION AND GIVING HIM A GRAND SLAM.

Also Heath and Styles feud... Definitely not what I want unless it's for who challenges for the big chip.

FUCK ZIGGLER

>Ziggler Aj Feud
GIVE AJ THE BELT YOU FUCKS!

>yfw Heath gets Kane to be his partner

Screencap this

BASED AJ

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

SMACK ALREADY WON

BASED SLATER

BASED AJ

DOLPH WHO CARES

SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN

WOMEN'S """WRESTLING"""" BTFOED

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>this one segment was better than the entirety of RAW
HOW WILL RAWTISTS EVER RECOVER??????

AJ BURYING WOMENS """"WRESTLING""""""

>>1651712
they made him a joke but accidentally developed him more than anyone in the company

Alexa eyeing up Based Heath

NEW THREAD

>>1651559
>>1651559
>>1651559

>>1651559
>>1651559
>>1651559

>>1651559
>>1651559
>>1651559

>>1651712
>why's Heath big again?

He has charisma

What the fuck Ziggler

what the hell was that

>first 10 minutes were actually entertaining

Everyone on screen apart from the Usos are likeable too.

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Please fire Ziggler

>>1651712
Goofy characters always get over

ok fine ya got me markin for this Ziggler / AJ Styles angle

THE FEMALE COMMUNITY?

>>1651718
>>1651719

please have sex

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>AJ BTFO THE WOMYN
THANK YOU BASED AJ

FUCKING WOMEN

is ziggler trying to recreated pilled up asshole shawn michaels?

>>1651710
I kek'd
>>1651712
He's been hilarious since the brand split.

>Smackdown's opening 11minutes is more entertaining than RAW's entire 3+ hours

Rawtist on Deletion watch

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>Ziggler in a "IM REALLY MAD THIS TIME GUISEE XD" role

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>doesn't get drafted gimmick finally gets Slater over

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>>1651712
he beat orton family

>>1651712
He has a GOAT gimmick were he wasnt drafted and so he is able to got to whatever show he pleases trying to get himself a contract.

Unironically the biggest push in Slater career.

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KURT ANGLE AND HEATH SLATER TAG TEAM CONFIRMED. SCREENCAP THIS POST

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Can someone tell me what happened at the start with AJ and Zig?

SMACKDOWN ALREADY BETTER THAN RAW.

BASED VINCE BOOKING SD WHILE TRIPLE GAITCH AND CUNT STEPH IS BOOKING RAW

>>1651712
He got injured and wasn't drafted to either roster. They gave him a jobber that can't land a contract story but plays it up like he's the hottest free agent and it just worked.

>>1649758
>>1649758
>>1649758
>>1649758
NEW

>>1649758
>>1649758
>>1649758
NEW

>>1649758
>>1649758
>>1649758
NEW

Why Vince copying the title design from Raw with a different color scheme instead of making unique different titles.

I don't even want to know what the Cruiserweight Championship will look like.

>Slater's partner

It's a guarantee, right?

http://youtu.be/DMp93a7AJGE

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>>1651696

>>1651757
I would put pants on just so I could shit them

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>heath slater got over in your lifetime

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>>1651757
>the guy with the milk drinking gimmick ended up with like 5 DUIs

Who will SLATER team with?

Wyatt?
Or Wyatt's ex-jobber?

So Rhyno, Shelton or Curt Hawkins.

Which one will be Slater's partner?

>>1651757
no

>>1651759
AJ was talking shit to Ziggler and his fee fees got hurt

tye dillinger will be his partner

>Main Event
>Heath Slater's music hits
>"Sorry to interrupt you guys, but I found me a partnerrrr BAYBAY"
>Samoa Joe comes out
>Every week up until Backlash, Joe beats every team by himself
>Tag title match at Backlash, Heath Slater and Samoa Joe vs. American Alpha
>Joe gets a run for his money, but due to a Heath distraction Joe and Slater win the belts
>Joe destroyers Slater and takes his belt
>Joe vows to win every belt he can possibly win on Smackdown

>>1651720
Eddie and Edge won it too and Dean is only a tag championship away, assuming they make the Smackdown tag belts eligible.

>>1651726
Kane is literally the best partner for getting goofy segments over.

Goddamnit bros Alexa is jobbing to Becketty :(

>>1651784
Shelton is injured

>>1651487
>>1651487

>500$
kek

>>1651770
>yfw is a tiny version of the Universal Title

I don't mind women's wrestling, but I hate Sasha and Charolotte pretending they can even come close to what guys can do

10 mins of smackdown already btfo a 3 hour raw

SMACKLADS WIN AGAIN

NEW

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>>1651559
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>>1651559
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>>1651559
>>1651559
>>1651559

damn alexa was working that ass

>>1651767
fuck off

>>1651757
I'd put 100 bucks on it being Dean.

These pants make Becky's butt look good, but she's in there with Alexa Bliss, and she just can't compete

>>1651692
La figa è sempre over

>>1651712
He's retarded and this board loves that shit

>white belt for women's smackdown/raw but color represents which brand
Why didn't they do this for Smackdown and RAW for WWE/Universal belt?
Universal is shit.

Becky is probably the best in-ring of the NXT """women's wrestlers""" but her ring gear looks like slutty Mankind or a slutty beggar

>>1651774
He's injured for good, bro. It might be whoever was that replaced him that I forgot.

>>1651795
This would be fucking based.

>>1651795
I really fucking want this to be true

>>1651795
amazing

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>>1651795
must be nice to have high expectation for wwe
>inb4 jinder
>inb4 swagger

>>1651980
>>inb4 swagger
Oh ya. What happened to Swagger? Was he let go?

>>1651980
>inb4 goldberg just to say fuck this and jackhammer slater

>longest reigning NXT tag team champions

Have The Ascension won even a single fucking match (other than against "local competitors") in their entire time in main roster?

>>1651720
What the, where did you get your info?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Slam_(professional_wrestling)

Triple H was the second ever grand slam 'winner', right behind HBK. The new format is just how you can become a grand slam champion with how the titles are current. The old format still counts.

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>>1652023
Confirmed

>Everyone on both shows
>Delete titles

>Brand split
>Add titles

¿Porque?

>>1651563
Thanks dude. I'm stealing this one.

The Usos aren't bad, I just have no idea which one is which

>New Brand split
>New separate tag division
>hyped the Ascension might be credible
>jobber entrance against the Usos
at least they'll look strong for this match

>BY...USO

>>1652052
Senor Benjamin detected.

USOSWINLOL

>>1652068

They're both Kirk Hammett.

>>1651795
>inb4 TNA