Do you want him to win, /asp/?

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>>1628900
I want Phil to be broken, I want Phil to be beaten, I want Phil to be humbled

I want him to either get btfo round one or him to win

I don't want him to look good in a loss

Yes, anyone who doesn't is a loser, loser always seek company

Yes.

>not wanting to see UFCucks crying like babies

>>1628900
Yes. The shitstorm would be amazing.

I want him to win but it would be funny to get some nice gifs of him getting beat up in /asp/ circulation

>>1628922
I like punk but watching his skinny ass beat up would be fucking hilarious

>>1628900
I want him to get utterly destroyed so that he comes running back to WWE and we get him vs SCSA at Wrestlemania.

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>>1628900

its a win win either way. Either he wins and we spam /sp/ with apology threads again or he loses and he get good .gifs of him getting tossed

>>1628935
He will never come back

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>>1628907
I hope you're just still packing up.

>>1628936
This. It will be DELIGHTFUL

>>1628939
>never
Phil is not immune to $

he'll come back like the rest

i havent decided if it would be funnier if he won or lost

>>1628918
this

>>1628951
Phil has other options than WWE to make money

I just want him to come out to "This Fire Burns"

>>1628951
>punk needing money

>>1628951
Hi Vince! How is Finn balor treating you?

>>1628951
He has money and a deep resentment of Gaytch who will soon run things. He ain't coming back

>>1628918
This. I can't wait for the shitpost storm on /sp/ alone.

>>1628900
If he wins, /sp/ gets blown the fuck out twice.

>>1628951

he's not coming back. Nobody has left on as bad of terms as Phil did. Phil can milk the ufc thing for a fight or 2 and maybe get a cushy announcer job

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Yes

I just want to annoy the fuck out of /sp/ like we did with Lesnar

>>1629110
This. That brief /wwe/ on /sp/ thread was great.

>>1629018
>>1629024
>>1629052
>he has money
Not really. Not if he wants to continue living like some celeb his whole life.
>he's got options
Writing comics? KEK. You only make big money doing that shit of you're Gaiman or Morrison.
>>1629087
>he left on bad terms he'll never comeback
They said the same about Warrior, about Hogan, about Bret. The list goes on. When the $ is right they ALL COME BACK.

Phil isn't exactly old. All his ventures outside of WWE have flopped and when UFC flops all he'll have to rely on for big money is WWE.

>>1628900
Sure. I'm not a hater.

>not realising that this is how CM Punk returns to WWE
>not realising that in exchange for the UFC being able to use Brock Lesnar, the UFC are fixing a match for CM Punk to win so he can return to WWE looking strong

It's sad how you retards dont understand cage fighting is as fixed as WWE and that they're both working together. UFC gets big name fighters, WWE gets strong looking wrestlers in return.

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>WWE
>actually paying or even spending free time watching sweaty men in speedos in a scripted drama
>thinking its a sport

what is it like being white trash?

literally what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>Punk wins
>next Monday Night on Raw
>We are happy to mention former WWE star won in his UFC debut!

>>1629179
have sex

>>1629205
take your wife's son out for ice cream

I hope he gets knocked the fuck out in round 2, so he can't call it a fluke like if he was knocked the fuck out 10 seconds in