Who you got /asp/?
The spic unfortunate
>>1625976
the full sized human being
the one that is not a manlet
>>1625976
I bet Brock could beat them both at the same time.
How long until it's on?
McGregor
Conor via decision
>>1625997
Round an hour
>>1625997
One and a a half
anyone got a link for a stream? unfortunately i'm too poor for fightpass
>>1625996
Brock takes shit bigger than these guys
>>1626020
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/
Reddit is literally the best place to find streams
>>1626024
>This guy’s 145 pounds and that’s if he’s lucky and gets up and eats his fucking Wheaties
literally can never recover
>>1626040
He's fighting at 170 tonight you stupid casual
Not /asp/. Fuck off back to your containment thread on the "sports" board. Reported.
>>1626066
And that worked so well for him last time. McGregor only has experience at fighting manlets smaller than him.
>>1626066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgP26W_Ol8Q
>>1626069
MMA is in every means an alternative sport
>>1626071
>this casual
He only had a weeks notice last time he was meant to be fighting at 155 for the title
did sport 365 get shutdown? page isn't loading at all. used it for the Brock fight last month
>>1626020
http://www.streamsarena.eu/events/20160820/ufc-202-nate-diaz-vs-connor-mcgregor-live-stream-2.php
>>1626020
a62a09e7ad2e9a6a17f3759f74d94401edc22d00
You figure out the rest.
>>1626116
Do I have to make a fuckin acestream account?
>>1626128
No dude. You just download the program (think of it like VLC), then paste the code.
Start to finish, you'll have a stream in like 3 minutes.
>>1626066
Thats a lot of extra wheaties
RUMBLE DID IT
>Co-main event ends in 10 seconds
BASED MELZTER LITERALLY CALLED THIS MATCH START TO FINISH.
>>1626135
You get a VLC-like program? I'm sitting here stuck at a fucking web UI.
freaking lol co-main event just ended in KO in less than 20 seconds.
>UFCucks paid to watch a guy lose in 10 seconds
13 seconds kek
>the state of that hue
Did this start a 7P/10E?
I thought it was 8P
>>1626150
But I paid for the main event, this is just a bouns
>Damn I can fight
>>1626146
are you on mobile? i'm pretty sure you have to pay on mobile but not on pc
UFC 202 has shit on 200 so hard
>>1626159
I am watching on mobile, no problem.
>>1625976
>there are people who actually believe that UFC isn't scripted
>>1626161
All the main card fights so far are KOs, pretty good.
>>1626146
The mobile version sucks ass, you're better off downloading the program (Ace Player).
If you don't have access to a PC atm, don't know what else to tell ya.
Sorry but I watched the last three matches and this is clearly just as fixed as WWE, they just don't do anything cool or entertaining.
>>1626166
I love the choreography
>>1626161
that's not hard UFC 200 sucked
Holy shit, why all the ads? People actually pay for this shit?
>>1625976
here we fucking go
>>1626174
I was waiting for the Chinamen to do some Crouching Tiger stuff.
WEW
HERE WE GO
Fucking midget
>wrestling promos
>wrestling entrances
>wrestling personalities
>/heem/ still thinks it's real
LOOOOL
Biggest marks in the entire world.
wtf was that walk
>doing the vince mcmahon walk
Conor you can stop now, you cant' sell anymore tickets since the event is already going on.
>Thinking him and Nate hate each other
/heem/ faggots are the biggest marks I swear to god
This shit is rigged
who /fullcamp/ here?
>The announcer has to fucking announce the advertisements
Jesus
fucking
christ
What is this shit /heem/
>5'9
5'9
>5'9
5'9
>5'9
5'9
DIAZ DOES IT AGAIN
Is Nate Diaz confirmed shook?
they are both jittery as fuck
SAMI ZAYN OVER AS FUCK IN LAS VEGAS
jesus christ how do people watch this shit this is more emarassing then my mandrama
also who the hell let that dmt head joe rogan in there
Stone cold stunnerby Diaz
>>1626229
Joe is the voice of UFC
Im serious
>>1626232
yeah i know but good lord why the dude looks like he just binged salvia
Based Zayn more over than these manlets
>Diaz already busted out
Lmao
This is so over
This is more one sided than my mandrama
>mfw this sweaty man hugging
Already fucked up
Missed the last 30 seconds, anything?
Goddamn that leg is looking busted up
Diaz is fighting like a newborn baby.
BAW GOD
CONNOR WITH WHITE NOISE
WHITE NOISE HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT 1 2
HE KICKS OUT
Diaz is going to do the job tonight
>>1626243
What is with these super slow low energy kicks from Diaz? This shit has to be rigged.
Is UFC usually this boring?
>>1626247
Yes.
This exact thing happened last time and Diaz won
Fuck is going on
Connor is honestly laughing at Diaz
i didn't knoe they had blading in UFC
WAKING UP
>The state of Connors cardio
Honestly embarrassing
and they say this guy fucks women a lot
Good comeback by diaz
The state of this stream
>big combos
Big misses
>>1626257
>PS1 graphics
Conor don't lose this bruh please
>the retard strength kicking in
Connor has 0 cardio
His own heart is losing him the fight
watching overhype connor gas is comedy gold.
>>1626255
Connor the 5 minute champ.
>>1626257
Piece of shit can't even play for 5 seconds
RIP bet annon
>Connor gassed already
Literally Big Show
Do they even climb the cage in this gay shit?
How is this even fun to watch?
>WHEN YOU DON'T DO CARDIO
becky lynch can beat both in handycap match. shes the greatest best mma of all time i have picture of her on wall greatest woman ever. boring fight wishing becky lynch had own show to watch
You'd think with all the vegas whores Connor fucks he would have better cardio lmao
>>1626273
fuck off fernando
Can't wait for the post fight, Diaz will look fucked
I honestly think Charlotte could beat either of these manlets.
>>1626276
am alejandro
Why do Connor walk away?
all those leg kicks did nothing what a strategy
HAHAHAHAHAH
OVRHYPED IRISH MAN JUST GOT LIT UP
And people talk shit when WWE looks like they're dancing but look at this shit
How the fuck can he be gassed out again?
goddamn conor taking a fucking beating
Gonna kms
>CONNOR BTFO AGAIN
I FUCKING TOLD YOU IDIOTS
CONNOR IS GONE!!!!!!!
goober getting the beating of his life
Nate can't even see through the blood
Connor McGassedor
Couldn't even wrestle a five minute match desu.
>>1626288
Seriously, he's been training for how long and had how long to train for this
The little bitch just talks shit
Nice takedown block
>can't beat someone less than 200 lbs
>thinks he can beat anyone in WWE
Lel
>Let me just wipe my blood all in your eyes ears and mouth Connor
>>1626300
I really can't figure it out, last fight he got gassed out quick, how can it be possible not to focus on that
>Becketty
>Meme balor
>Connor
>Sheamus
IRELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH. REMOVE POTATOS
I don't think this gay sport is for me tbqh lads
what are you guy thinking becky lynch perfect teeths
So is it confirmed that almost everyone in UFC has AIDS/HIV?
You know at least one of these guys tests positive.
>McGregor's cucks on suicide watch
So UFC is like WWE but no comedy or fun spots and more gay hugging?
JUST
>>1626307
mother fuckyou ass
>>1626312
and they just kind wipe their blood on each other and give each other hepatitis
nates face though
yikes
>>1626307
Sheamus and Becky are based
>>1626307
It will go the distance and Connor will get the split
Have they fought yet?
HEEM SLEEPY
>>1626317
Well that happens in wrestling too. Read up on Abdullah.
Is dominatng the clinch a meme
>nate using conor as a blood towel
secretly a genius
MCGREGOR PLEASE TAKE IT HOME
>>1626312
But it has blood
Both of these guys look small as fuck.
Jesus Christ what the fuck is this? Fucking Diaz gonna let McGregor beat his ass!!!!
>>1625976
the leg kicks and body work finally paid dividends. diaz wont go down but he's losing his volume
>All this hugging
Might as well call this a Mayweather fight
This is a little bit gay
>>1626333
Did they make sure to say no homo in the pregame handshake?
>>1625976
Nate is one-eyed right now
nice takedown defence by conor
That was impressive defense
boooooring fighting
>>1626338
Im pretty sure the ref says it at the beginning
>>1626337
confirmed for never had sex
>MMGay
DIAZ HULKING UP BROTHERS
CAN'T
FLOOR
THE
IRISH
>>1626342
left
>>1626344
Back to your scripted fairy wrestling threads faggot
nate will lose the decision
I feel like i should be streaming this from brazzers.
The state of this fucking fight
Diaz lost
Could not floor Connor once
LANKLETS BTFO
Boring shit
Lesnar > these midgets
>>1626354
Did you watch the end?
Amazing fight
This was the "biggest fight in UFC history"
>That last take down
Yeah
That doesn't just suddenly happen
This is so fucking scripted it might as well have happened at Summerslam tomorrow
>/heem/fags will say this shit isn't rigged
>>1626337
I don't enjoy contact with men.
great fight to be honest
>>1626342
Charlotte would tower me irl as a 5'5 manlet but I wouldn't mind looking up to her with her beautiful face and perfect body. baka
McGregor is the fucking Mayweather of UFC, he's gonna win the decision
That looked like a slip, not a takedown.
>>1626363
Why?
>Hug
>Step away
>Hug
>Ref Blades
>Hug more
>MY FINiSHER ENDING
>>1625976
CONOR
>>1626327
GAH GAH GAH
FUKN LOL
DRAW INCOMING
>Beat the ever loving fuck out of each other
>OY GOOD SHIT LAD I GIVE YA PROPS
Diaz v McGregor 3
>fan votes
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"PEOPLE" THINK UFC ISNT PRE-DETERMINED
So McGregor is No. 4 ranking now?
Fucking garbage, I just threw away $59.99
jesus christ this is scripted
>McGregor via Majority Decision
Do (You) agree? Why or why not?
>>1626373
This. Fucking fix
>>1626373
THRICE IN A LIFETIME
>>1626377
UFC fighter here, I disagree.
Hahahahah
This is practically WWE
Fucking /heem/ will defend this as not scripted
trilogy confirmed
"SURPRISE SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER THE KING IS BACK!"
What a fucking joke.
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>Conor '''''''''''wins''''''''''''''' so they can get a third match
>MMAutists think this isn't a work
Why does everyone want to watch these 2 spew diarrhea?
>>1626363
It's was terribly rigged
>>1626381
Diaz got fucking robbed. McGregor ran away 3-5
>>1626389
You aren't a UFC fighter until you actually fight, Phil. Gonna have an excuse for why you can't show up next PPV?
I'm 10k in debt now
Seriously UK?
All that blood was okay, but no language?
>IMMEDIATELY ASKING FOR A 3RD FIGHT
lel
Rigged as fuck
>The irishman wins so they can get a rubber match
HOW CONVENIENT!
THIS WAS A TOTALLY NATURAL OUTCOME!
I WANT 3
>>1626403
>McGregor ran away 3-5
You realize that's just his taunt, right?
>>1626389
You're just a dumb mark training. Completely irrelevant to UFC.
>>1626379
It was free on my tv
>>1626417
>WWE is a work
Good to know
>>1626417
>2016
>still using WWF referring to WWE
>>1626412
>IT WAS JUST TAUNT!
keep running potato fag.
>>1626417
>WWF
lmao look at this old fart
>UFC
>Not a scripted work
The state of /heem/cucks
>>1626408
of course thats what the wants imagine the money
Nate Diaz cucks on suicide watch
>Mandrama autists SEETHING that based mcgregor won and will continue to trash the wrestlers
Draw was the correct score:
R1: 10 - 9 McGreggor
R2: 10 - 9 McGreggor
R3: 10 - 8 Diaz
R4: 10 - 9 McGreggor
R5: 10 - 9 Diaz
Final score: 47 - 47
>>1626412
>You realize that's just his taunt, right?
>>1626431
You uh realize UFC and WWE are all a work
McGregor's twitter is as fake as Sasha Banks
It's all kayfabe
McGregor is literally the best heel the WWE has had for years and he doesn't even work for the company. Lol. WWE fans let that happen?
>>1626431
You do know it's fake, right?
>>1626431
have sex
Fake shit
>>1626436
This is the best reaction pic I've seen all month
>>1626431
Shit, imagine McGregor literally beating CM Punk
>>1626432
>awarding 8 points in a main event match
stop posting
>>1626441
conor working the marks good
UFC fans are literally the epitome of dumb marks from India.
You can't make this shit up
They honestly bet their life's savings on pre-determined entertainment
>>1626457
Have sex Carter
what the fuck is a mark?
>>1626472
Don't insult my VP
>>1626475
You
>>1626459
>Punk's first match is in 20 days
can't fucking wait to see him get rekt
>>1626477
kek
I actually want CM Phil to win now just so heem marks realize how fake this stupid shit is.
nonwatcher need webms naow
>>1626478
Yeah but we're not dumbasses like /heem/ who think their """""""sport""""""" is real.
Everyone who watches professional wrestling knows it's booked
The UFC fans are completely oblivious to the fact that UFC is booked
>>1626472
I'm not carter
>>1626462
You're retarded
>>1626482
>muh "fixed" fight
>>1626525
They're just upset because WWF has to follow up this event.
>>1626525
>>1626537
STOP SAYING WWF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ITS WWE!!!!!! ITS BEEN CALLED WWE SINCE 2002, 16 YEARS AGO YOU INBREED MORON!!!!
>>1626537
Well we already got the designated gay sex match between an Irish manlet and an armenian with a spic dad so I'd say that should equal your main event.
>>1626495
Broke his foot with those kicks
>>1626495
thanks senpai
>>1626495
Diaz can take a beating, if only he knew to check leg kicks huh?
>>1626646
>Conor taunts Diaz
>>1626646
there's nothing stopping nate from taking advantage of a guy walking away from him with his hands at his sides
>>1626246
>doesn't know what tired is
When was the last time you've been outside?
>>1626713
He was doing them in the first and second round. Unless he's like the 5 minute chump like Conor...
>>1626724
He was probably trying to save his energy, you know, not burn out after the first round
>>1626646
can't believe people actually watch this fake shit
>>1626747
>Fake Shit
All of WWF matches looks like a 1960s Batman Fight Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZaG_13ZIYY
>>1626765
>WWF
confirmed for out of touch
>>1626772
>That's a bad thing
>>1626779
>I don't know what I'm talking about but I'll still tell you off anyways
>>1626537
WWE already beat UFC this weekend. Takeover Brooklyn II was a much more entertaining event than 202.
>>1626796
t.idiot
>before fight
>HURR DURR POTATO MANLET GONNA GET WREKT LOL GAIN HEIGHT GET A CLUE KEK
>after fight
>MMA is just rigged guys. Too much hugging. You guys are all marks. I didn't even like it anyways
Fucking wrasslefags on suicide watch, lol.
judging by the webm's they both beat the shit out of each other, and the judges gave it to conor (cause dana likes making money)
now its 1 and 1 so a third fight would settle it once and for all but not sure if that would happen
>>1626796
This. Fucking Nakamura v. Samoa Joe was more real than this shit.
>>1627389
STATE OF MMA only draws are Connor and Brock + phil who even had 1 match and womans """""ufc"""""
INB4 BASIC SLAVE who´s not Silva
>>1627452
STATE OF Silva
got schooled by "moviestar"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y
>>1627452
Connor might be UFC's only draw, but it's better than WWE's zero draws.
>>1626818
t. idiotic mouth breathing MMA mark. Did mommy wash your TapOut shirts?
>>1627717
>mouth breathing
>not having a collapsed sinus and deviated septum from all your training
>even being able to breathe through your nose with any kind of efficacy
I bet you can still hear well because you don't have any scar tissue creeping into your ear canal either
Faggot
>>1627587
Yeah, I think now that people are seeing how entertaining real fighting can be, some of the enjoyment of watching fake fighting + man drama up starts to diminish. The UFC is getting good at hyping their own drama to keep people entertained. The era of Pro Wrestling has ended, and the era of Pro MMA has begun.
Anyone who genuinely thinks Diaz won, are the same teenagers who think Manny Pacquiao beat Mayweather.
>>1628653
No one believes it, it's bait. Not even worth the (you)'s. Conor won clearly.
>>1628547
Git gud and keep your hands up then faggot
>>1627587
>a martial arts event draws
>slapstick comedy theater doesn't
who would've thunk?
>>1626550
lol stay mad faggot, its WWF
>>1628954
>wwe has to draw for 2 shows a week
>ufcucks only have events once a month
really makes you think...
>>1629481
There are UFC shows every saturday, although that's still less than WWE. Doesn't change the fact that WWE is for mentally damaged individuals tho.