ITT: You just got hired as a writer for WWE Creative. HHH has put you in charge of booking Shinsuke Nakamura on the main roster, and Haitch wants Nakamura to be over as fuck. You have to book his debut, his rise through the ranks, his main event push, and his championship reign. If he doesn't draw a dime, it's your ass on the line. So, /asp/, how do you manage to get this no English indie gook manlet over with the main WWE audience?
OP Challenge
You need to have sex, can you do it?
>>1621098
I don't, I fire a gun at him and make him dance during in commercials similar to the Nitro girls
>>1621098
Have Jewman talk to him. Have him go over Bork Lazer.
Done, now he's over as fuck and doesn't have to talk.