I cannot help how I feel

>>1616674
Me too

>>1616677
KEK

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>>1616674

>>1616683
I'm saving myself for him. I have this feeling that I'll meet him someday.

>>1616677
kek

>pussy
>asp

Lol, it doesn't count as a pussy if you can fuck the rolls of fat you have, faggot

>>1616683
This gimmick is the best thing on RAW every week, these guys are pretty damn funny and they underplay the wordplay perfectly

>>1616696
Are you implying he'd eat out my fat rolls too? I don't have that kink but I could develop it.

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Ryback so much, I owned all the DVDs and merchandise
>I pray to Ryback every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Ryback is love", I say, "Ryback is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Ryback
>I called him a CM Punk mark
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Ryback
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "WAKE UP, IT'S FEEDING TIME"
>He grabs me with his powerful steroid hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Ryback
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Ryback
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Ryback
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Ryback looks him deep in the eyes and says, "I'M DUMB AS FUCK"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Ryback is love, Ryback is life.

>>1616706
Did Ryback turn into Shrek, kek