TNA IMPACT AUGUST 11th

reporting in for based big tunes billy

>>1616604
>Where the hell is Bram?

Didnt Abyss ans Steve put him in a BMW and then rape him in an undisclosed location?

>>1616761
yes and he hasn't been seen since

Hoping for Eli Drake to win back his belt tonight

I'm in the front row here in Orlando Florida at impact. What should I do for you guys to recognize me?

hey it's corgan

>>1616793
be a virgin

>>1616793
Not look like a toothless redneck

Is bram.actually dead?

>>1616802
Little late for that
>>1616804
Got it. It smells awful here btw

>>1616793
throw up some Cena OK hand signs

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Waiting for the ladder match.

>>1616793
blow a kiss

>>1616818
Ok. Look for me. I got a blue and black hat on. I'm next to a black dude

Take a shit in your hands and clap furiously towards Matt Hardy

>>1616809
The smell comment makes sense now
>>1616833

>>1616833
kick that niggers ass

>>1616833
Bruh this isnt live

Anyone have a stream that's actually watchable? Or should I just wait for the torrent later tonight?

>>1616833
>pretending to be live at a pre-taped show
kek

>>1616867
Ya got me

>>1616866
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt

surprised how much offense eddie got in that match

>>1616876
>http://taima.tv/r/woooalt
One that is watchable pls

Moose is terrible

>>1616885
I haven't seen much of him, but what I have, hasn't impressed me

>>1616884
Get cable

Jade is hot but shit does she sound like a chigger

>>1616895
i'll wait for the torrent then

>>1616894
I watched him in ring of honor. He was being billed like Brock in his early days but more agile. He sucks at selling and he's not buff. Nigga got ric flair body

KNOCKOUTS MATCH SNACK/BATHROOM BREAK

Who is this spider web head faggot?

>>1616931
DJ Z. That's one of his least stupid haircuts.

decent flippy match

>>1616925
That match was fucking terrible

pretty sure it was Jade's fault, too

Any live streams?

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>this A C T I N G from Billy

>>1616985
check taima.tv/wooo
if you hate >/woo/ check firstrow or vipbox

>>1616990
he's so bad

>>1616974
Commentary should have protected them. Josh and Pope didn't even try to sell a story about mixed feelings in the match.

>Drew Galloway is right
>somehow he's the heel

>>1617003
I thought EC3 was the heel

nailed it

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>third take, this is the one

Is that sandow lmao

FUCK THIS CROWD

THEY'RE SO FUCKING QUIET FOR BASED SANDOW

>>1617012
it's aron rex now..

>>1617003
He's not the heel yet.

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I hope Rex gets a less bland character soon.

DUMMY

>lashley wants the KO title

kek

>eyeing the knockouts championship
Lashley is great

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BLACKED

>broken nero

panic!

BROTHER NERO

I FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

BROTHER NERO SEGMENT

>the state of the hardys

GREENBEANS

>>1617038
>the shining kingdom of the Hardys

>>1617042
I figured out who the mod really is.
It's Matt Hardy. Since he likes to DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

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The Hardys are falling into the "HE SAID THE THING" territory with these phrases, like Vince McMahon is writing their shit.

Then again, right as I'm typing this, Eli Drake got DUMMY YEAH chants.

>>1617045
Classify yourself as obsolete

>>1617044
Matt would have deleted all the WWE threads.

>>1617048
Impossible. They were filled with MUSTARD

oh, god, not fucking Mahabali Shera, please

blazing promo from shera

Is this like a mini Khali?

>>1617051
Just when I was starting to find his tag team with Grado tolerable, they bring out Shera for a singles match.

I bet shera has call center experience

At least that was basically a squash.

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>>1617054
He's a shitty wrestler, so make what you will of that

>runs up to Eli Drake in the corner
>stops and bends over too early before taking a kick

Goddamn. You have to be pretty bad when Eli Drake works circles around you in the ring.

>>1617064
Funny! Yeah

>based lashley doing whatever the fuck he wants
>bullying x-division
>bullying eli drake
>eyeing Sienna

im really feeling black lesnar rn

The guy holding the KOTM belt has no idea what he's doing

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Holy shit, one of those guys can't hold up lashley's title

This nigga gonna fusion all the belts together

>scrawny ringhands come into the ring for scale
>Lashley calls out the brass after blowing them off backstage

For once, TNA is making good on their "he who holds the belt, holds the power" slogan.

>BILLY CALLED LASHLEY A BABBY

TOP KEK

The kotm title needed to go anyway

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HAHHAHAHAHAH

BOBBY LASHLEY BURYING THAT FUCKING KOTM TITLE

Shane Douglas classified as obsolete.

>lashley forgetting his lines for a second

fucking hell, this segment

So is it unified or not?

>>1617100
It wasn't made clear, was it?

Fuck it, spoiler time. The KOTM title is ded, X-Division title is vacant

>>1617100
Lashley threw down two of the belts as worthless, so I'm guessing he's vacated them. From the promo, KotM sounded buried and is probably gone, X-Division was talked up as something with prestige so I'd expect Ultimate X to crown a new champion next week.

>>1617108
Eli Drake on suicide watch

There we go, Billy just explained it

KOTM title dead

>>1617112
Big Tunes Billy backing me up.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY CHANGED BROMANS' THEME

>>1617123
That probably means they're staying together for longer, so it's a mixed blessing.

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raquel is fine af

OH FUCK

JEFF IS STONED OUT OF HIS MIND

DELETED as fuck right now.

The Hardys have invented a new disposition in wrestling. They're not heels, they're not faces, they're not tweeners. They're Broken.

>>1617130
Can't wait for "Cracked" Heath Slater to debut on Smackdown

I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY THIS POST OBSELETE

matt just chillin

Why does Jeff's new theme sound like it's played out of a big mouth billy bass trophy?

>>1617135
They did that with Rockstar Spid for a bit

>>1617135
>Not waiting for Broken Reby
Obsolete.

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>pope making a reference to the HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE guy in 2016

based matt eating raquel

Matt's a vampire!

>botching your own team finisher
>the state of Bromans

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that side effect

I'LL GET HUNGRAY AND THEN I"LL START TO USE MAH TEETH
DETEETH

>>1617159
>complaining about a dated reference with that image.
Not even Pope's worst line this match. "This non-stop action is non-stop!" was FAR worse.

Hardys won

when will their meme magic run out?

A Hardys-Decay feud should be fun, I am fully expecting a broken reby at some point

>that side effect

BASED

Rate Tna out of 5 ⭐

that side effect on the ladder was sick

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>>1617159
Probably because the guy who said that originally now works for TNA as a camera operator.

>>1617184
4 out of 5

Great show. I don't know how TNA keeps doing it but they advanced the story, had good matches, left me salivating for next week. Good shit tonight.

Can someone make a webm of Brother Nero puking in his entrance? Had me keking for a while

>>1616761
So he got Samoa Joe'd?

>>1616604
HE MAKE THE RULES!

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