/cage/ General

>>1615066
>is this potentially the second coming of scott steiner, anons?

Yes. Except he skipped the "talented innovator" part of his career, and has segued straight into "roided side-show carnie"

>>1615066

I'd suck his cock

>>1615066
poor guy had a mental breakdown on twitter a couple of days ago

>>1615066
Unfortunately WWE seems hellbent on using their "wellness policy" to punish the entertainers, and I just can't see it working out. He is very good and I wish it could work out.

>>1615071

true, but to be fair to him, if he were to land in wwe some day, he'd never be able to do half of scott's moves due to them being banned. the politically correct climate and sue happy alumni are to blame.

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>>1615066

>>1615075
This

This guy really is the total package, he has every thing that Roman reigns lack, can't wait to see him big leagues

>>1615066
Cage is the ultimate proof that Vince doesn't watch indy wrestling, if he would, Cage would already be in WWE (to get ruined by Gaytch in NXT).

>>1615101
He'll headline the next TripleMania as far as I know.

>>1615101
He's shorter and doesn't have the look like Roman

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>>1615107

>doesn't have the look

he's everything a professional wrestler is supposed to be

>>1615107
he's more muscular than anyone on the WWE roster, and man tits Reigns isn't that much taller

>tfw he fucks melissa santos every night

>>1615075
what happened?

>>1615125
because hes free to take as much as HGH he needs and to work out for hours

>>1615190
he does professional bodybuilding and they test and punish as well, see Billy Gunn

>>1615094

just terrible. this is so rehearsed. it's like i'm watching a movie or a play.

can't believe fat spic anti-smarks eat this shit up like quesadillas

>>1615226
>SEETHING

>>1615226
seek sunlight

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>>1615066

>6'0" actual height
>weapon x finisher
>destroyer of manlets in the ring
>destroyer of everyone on the mic
>pro bodybuilder
>probably balls deep in Melissa Santos and Catrina
>wears trump gear in Mexico

How can one not a man, he's a machine be so based?

>>1615370
>>6'0" actual height

kek

>>1615370
also excellent taste when it comes to wrestlers
https://www.instagram.com/p/76AJuEMmP1/

>>1615377

Big poppa pump's actual height was 6'1"

HE'S NOT A MAN.
HE'S A MACHINE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvxukm_woIE

what is there to not like about this dude? wwe is crazy for not stealing him.