What's his gimmick?

whiny millennial, as portrayed by a middle aged vegan with Hep C.

>>1614159
le delusional skinnyfat man with gyno who chews gum and constantly looks angry who doesn't like to be called his first name

>>1614159
Stop embarrassing yourself you fedora tipping redditor

Cult of personality

Samefagging sethfag detected

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>>1614170
>Samefagging

>being this new

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>>1614159
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>>1614173
have sex

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>>1614177
>literally posting on your first day
Begging you to lurk moar.

>>1614168
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>>1614177
Hey Phil, can I get an autograph?

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His gimmick is to make all of you mad.
Except it's a shoot.

>>1614241
based carter

His UFC gimmick is whiny millenial manlet athiest vegan who loses a lot

>>1614268
>hasn't even fought once yet
>"loses a lot"
This is inaccurate

>>1614276
>being this much of a mark

>>1614279
>I have no idea what the word mark ACTUALLY means, but I'll throw it out there to sound smart
Please keep embarrassing yourself tho, I am getting great amusement from this.

>>1614289
kek this wwe kid actually thinks punks gonna win

>>1614293
Show me where I wrote those specific words.

>>1614296
huh?

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>>1614299
>I can't prove anything I wrote
>I give up, I am defeated
>I'll just write "huh" to get the last word
I know, I know.....
Just walk away with some dignity.

>>1614304
wat u mean?

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>>1614159
Implying I ever had a gimmick

CM Punk is going to win at UFC. He is twice as athletic as Brock and he became champion of the UFC and was fighting established veterans while Punk is going to fight a guy that has had only a couple of fights

>>1614177
Shouldn't you be training, Phil?

Basically the same gimmick that Eva Marie is doing on smackdown right now.

Except Phil has pulled this off for two years now.

>>1614159
He ask people to look at his eyes and know what they see