what went wrong?

Hes came back to WWE

haunted vagina

Behold the greatest entrance of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XhYeij3Kk

>>1611215
A brief spell of really obnoxious, forceful over-pushing soured people permanently on a great worker (See: Sheamus).

Never drew a dime

they want him and his girlfriend gone

>>1611225
his theme is actually pretty great

Neither he nor the wwe give a fuck

>>1611215
Why isn't he happy, perros?

He thinks he should be top dog, but nobody gives a fuck about him

>>1611292
Del Rio should be there instead of Zigger

He's not a vanilla midget so haitch hates him

>>1611316
Neither is Reigns

>loses Ricardo
>loses the limo
>turns into one of the most bland heels in modern WWE

He's a better face anyway

>>1611311
Nah, people just can't connect with him emotionally like they do with dolph

>>1611316
According to dirt sheets, Haitch was always insecure about his size and costume designers would always lie about his size to make him feel better.

What do you think are the chances that he surrounds himself with boring vanilla midgets and women to make himself look even bigger?

Never drew a dime
Latin no heat

>>1611343
So manlets, jobbers and people who like stealing moves

>>1611215
Nothing

He just wants time to rail English gutterslut cunny

He was never one of Triple H's "boys".

>tfw Paige goes with him and ends up in a Mexican brothel by 2018

>>1611215
Terrible writers. He should be a top star and not some mid card geek.

>>1611438
>6'2"
>waah I'm not big enough
What a bastard. Most men would kill to be that height.

Delusional smarks pretending that Dorito was worth anything after Ricardo left him.

They only brought him back because of the dubious way he was fired before

Now they have an excuse to never bring him back again

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>>1611215
>Sign a WWE contract, get paid more than the indies
>Get fired for slapping the shit out of a racist, become a hero in the public eye
>Make a ton of money in the indie scene because of it
>WWE begs him to come back
>Offers him even MORE money than before ($1+ million)
>Fucks Paige until her ovaries explode
>about to leave on his own accord again


When you look at the big picture, nothing really went wrong at all

>>1611750
>he still thinks that $1m+ number was accurate

I Fucking hate Meltzerfags

He's Mexican

>>1611757

LPBP

>>1611750
Looking forward to his TNA run.

>>1611755
That figure most likely factors in the all the first-class air travel, car rental and paid hotel accommodations. He basically got everything except his own tour bus

>>1611438
HHH does look like he has a small dick

>>1611215
Pushed him too hard which ruined him for everyone. Plus Haitch is an insecure faggot who hates anyone who isn't a fucking vanilla midget

>>1611219
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>>1611270
these

What's albert of the river doing in the impact zone

>>1611750
Del Rio is this generation's true Sex Warrior.

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He jobbed on Scooby Doo and never recovered. That'said why he hates perros.

>>1612420
>why he hates perros

FUCKING KEK