JUST

>>1610975
fake

I wouldnt be surprised if he did it on purpose to get suspended. No program at SS, promised a big role in the company after being brought back, in NY for the weekend, banging the dirtiest skank on the roster. Why not take a couple weeks off.

>>1610979
real
http://www.wwe.com/article/alberto-del-rio-suspended

>>1610975
Why isn't he happy, perros?

>>1610979
http://www.wwe.com/article/alberto-del-rio-suspended?sf33614525=1
It's Del Real.

This is not real news. Its a fake article.

Mods delete this thread.

>>1610996
check wwe's twitter

>>1610996
>Two links to the announcement on WWE's website in this very thread
boi

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Del Rio suspended on Paige's birthday. Long live Vincent Kennedy McMahon!

>>1610996
see
>>1610991
>>1610987

>>1610975
Wellness policy is so flimsy though. Reigns took adderall for goodness sake.

I bet he's just waiting his contract out at this point. Dude was making a lot of money in Mexico already. He only came back because he was told he'd have a big role, which turned out to be an expensive jobber.

>>1610996
it's real perro

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>>1611008
>for goodness sake

>>1611008
On the topic of the wellness policy being flimsy, what are the odds on it coming back that he tested positive for viagra to make sure Paige stayed injured?

>>1610975
WWE can't seem to find success with looking for the next mexican star after Rey Mysterio, and looking at their roster doesn't inspire confidence.

Except for Hunico, should be repackaged as a shoot fighter.

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>>1611022
>Masked shoot fighter
Sure, could be cool. Hell, it works for Alberto, even though he got his ass absolutely whooped.

Alberto Del Roido

>>1611022
They have that Le faggot down in NXT

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/765955260800262144

>>1610975
>http://www.wwe.com/article/alberto-del-rio-suspended

I had a feeling he was going to snap. Something about his body language from his match last night. The show was in Texas so the crowd popped more than usual for him and that made him visibly frustrated. He is probably thinking about he wasted another year waiting for broken promises.

>>1611022
Not even NXT gives any confidence in this, the only lucha dude they have as of this moment is Cien Almas and that dude fucked his entire gimmick up. I just hope Gran Metalik is good.

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>Del Rio suspended on Paige's birthday
>Punk fired on his wedding day
>The Rock cucking Rusev was probably on somebody's birthday too

Vinnie Mac hates every one and only views them as slaves doesn't he?

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>>1611044
>>1611035
Fedoras and Lucha just don't mix, but dude was great as La Sombra

>>1611047
vince doesn't hate del rio haitch does

>>1611052
Source?

>>1611047
When Del Rio first left he did an interview on some show (Maybe YouShoot?) and he said that Vince actually really liked Del Rio and the work he did. The person that didn't like Del Rio was Haitch.

>be Del Rio
>upset that I'm not doing shit
>upset i don't have Paige on my show
>make a plan
>drink heavily
>take piss test
>get suspended
>30 days at home dumping a load into Paige
>life is good for El Patron perros

>>1611051
Whose idea was it to get rid of the mask? Dude has zero charisma without it. Sure he's good looking but that coupled with his ring attire only makes him look like a male stripper. Also why the fuck did they name him Andrade "Cien" Almas? Just Cien Almas would've been much better.

>>1611057
Was it just haitch being an insecure dick as usual or did he say why he didnt like him?

>>1610975
I know he's probably making good money, but this whole WWE return has sucked.

>>1611059
Cien Almas definitely sounds better, they def botched that dude up. Ring attire makes him look like a Latin Lover parody wrestler.

At this point there's a better chance of Rey Mysterio coming back with Cyber Knees than WWE finding the next mexican star they desperately need.

>>1611063
Del Rio slapped one of his kike friends

>>1611063
Here buddy: https://youtu.be/rTprTeKr29s?t=5m6s

>>1611063
del rio isn't a manlet

>>1611069
Since Zack Sabre already didn't sign with them, if they don't end up signing Ibushi then Gran Metalik will probably be just that by leading the CW division.

>>1611069
Rey can still go if used VERY sparingly. The best WWE could do with him would be making him the Brock Lesnar of the cruiserweight division.

>>1611080
Just looked it up and it seems Ibushi really did turn down the full time offer WWE gave him just recently. Damn, this whole CWC thing has been a bit of a bust when it comes to all the people they wanted to sign.

>>1611080
I'm cool with Gran Metalik. He is young, has unique style and is a bad ass luchador.

>>1611074
Just watched all the Shoot videos, I actually like Del Rio now, He seems like a cool guy.

>>1611094
He's probably gonna win the whole thing now since Ibushi and Sabre aren't sticking around, which I'm cool with since there's more room for Japanese dudes for my boy Itami, but he's not a cruiserweight (I think?) so I think the division will end up being a bit shallower than what they envisioned at first.

The fact that Haitch waited until after he finished doing his nxt conference call to suspend alberto is too funny

>>1611101
Did you see where he talked about knocking out Daniel Bryan? Hilarious at the time but now Bryan is brain dead but it's still funny

>>1611111
Nice quints

>>1610988
watch his stuff in meme underground, and then watch what the wwe does with him

sometimes, a gigantic paycheck is even more insulting than a tiny one

>>1611074
He seems like a no bullshit type of guy, and the furthest thing from a phony, it's no wonder the burial king doesn't like him

>>1611109
I'm pretty sure Itami would classify as a cruiser weight. Also I think Ibushi is just working the marks. Hopefully ZSJ will fuck off forever until he at least gains mass.

>>1611022
MAKE ALBERTO EL PATRON AGAIN

>>1611068
he was good around Money In The Bank.

should have just given him the IC title, since that's what he's wanted and it's not like the Crews-Miz feud going on now has any credibility at the moment

>>1611114
Watching now. The dude is fucking hilarious. Why have I spent all this time hating him?

>>1611074
You've shown a new side of Del Rio to me.

>>1611119
>I'm pretty sure Itami would classify as a cruiser weight
Just checked and you're right, so he's a pretty good option for the division IMO
>Also I think Ibushi is just working the marks.
He said he refused WWE's full time deal in an interview with a Japanese mag, he said he wants to continue working in Japan and around the world so he isn't willing to do anything except sporadic appearances in WWE. Take that as you will.
>Hopefully ZSJ will fuck off forever until he at least gains mass.
100% agreed, not a size queen or anything but holy shit there's a limit

>>1611125
Ah well. I don't think WWE needs Ibushi. They have enough guys they can misuse as it is.

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>>1611111
Checked

>>1611008
What does Roman Reigns need adderall for? You're not supposed to take adderall without a prescription, which probably wouldn't have gotten Reigns in trouble if he had one.

>>1611134
It's not so much him taking adderall without prescription, it's more so that when you think of a wellness policy fail, the first thing you think of is steroids, weed or some other recreational drug. When something like adderall gets you suspended, it makes you question if other not-so-big drugs could fail you too.

>>1611142
Adderall without prescription IS recreational drugs

>>1611144
idk how people do adderall it sucks

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could be back in time for season 4...

>>1611144
But it's not a major drug. You could justify taking it. Obviously Reigns couldn't and he was right to be suspended.

Remember when people actually were naive enough to think ~95% of the roster weren't on some sort of PED's. That was cute.

>>1610996
Holy fucking autism.
No wonder people are ashamed to be wrestling fans - association

>>1611154
adderall is literally amphetamine. the wwe doesn't want to encourage their wrestlers to turn into tweakers

>>1611157
just the neckbeard fatasses who've never worked out in a day of their lives. you can't do that WWE sked and not be juicing

Obviously fabricated to get at him. Meanwhile Lesnar fails a drug test by a respected 3rd party and gets to main event

WWE is such a joke

wasnt there just a rumor about del rio being a bad influence on paige with partying and shit and concern over paiges weight?

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It's real bros

BASED

Alberto Dorito is easily the most boring wrestleron the roster

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I need you to get to the bottom of this.

Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.

>>1611205
fuck off carter

>>1611005
kek its true

>>1611056
Del Rio's Youshoot

Vince has always had high hopes for Del Rio.

vince wants another eddie guerro, a huge mexican star.
also rey mysterio is too old and has exploding knees now

>>1611205
>Calls wrestlers boring
>His favorite is Dean Ambrose
What did the spic mean by this?

>>1611058
Isnt Paige on the road as well?

Lol they Dorito knew he was gonna get suspended when AJ told him "that's why you're jobber that's not even on the card at SS" yesterday

>>1611238
Im begging ya to gain height

>>1611276
based AJ working the perros

>>1611263
shes gone to a few shows for total divas filming but for the most part, no.

Alberto Del Roido.

>>1611150
Eh, he probably got killed in one of the comic books like Big Ryck.

>>1611398
Is my joint, perro

Dude was fucking juiced to the gills when he came back. And he gets suspended now almost a year later. WWE is retarded

>>1611111
Haitch wants Del Rio out of the company, thinks he's too difficult to work with and that he's a bad influence on Paige who's one of his favourite NXTots

>>1611063
>Was it just haitch being an insecure dick as usual

Pretty much. I guarantee you Del Rio won't come back from this suspension straight into a title match like Roman did because he's not one of HHH's "nxt guys". In fact Del Rio probably won't come back at all since he has that out clause in his current contract

>>1611193
>Paige gets a BBW gimmick
I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>1611462
concern the other way, shes lost a lot of weight over the last two months, shes looks _very_ thin

>>1611478
Cocaine.

>>1610975
No way Jose

>>1611063

Isn't Haitch kind of known for not liking Mexicans anyway?

http://wrestling-edge.com/triple-h-allegedly-says-racist-remarks-around-wwe-employees/

>>1611510
Based H

>>1611157
Try 100%

Meanwhile HHH and Lesnar, the two most blatantly obvious PED abusers in the company, are never punished because they're "part timers".

What a joke.

>>1611763
Two of the three most blatant. Remember that Vince drew up the loophole contract they're on so that he could be exempt from the wellness policy.

Offending drug was Paige toxic vagina fluid

>>1611480
I think we have a winner

>>1611059

I 100% agree with you, I love luchas in general and with the name cien almas they could have pulled some I am legion type shit but they turned him into a mexican transexual.

So why do people care if fake wrestlers take things like steroids?

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>>1611510
>>1611056
>>1611063
story goes after patron beat up the racist he walked up to vince told him what happened and owned up to it like a man, vince told him not to worry about it and that he understood why he did what he did. So hhh and vince talk, hhh tells vince he has to fire ADR because they could get sued, vince likes ADR and told hhh that he sides with ADR because ADR is a real nigga and likes him. HHH calls del rio tells him he has to fire him but that he will get hired back in 3 months when it blows over and to just think of it like a vacation, ADR says fuck you, if you fire me I will go for good and go back to mexico and go to japan too. HHH says to not overreact because he (adr) is a great a worker and wrestler and he should just take the "vacation" alberto tells him to fuck off if hes siding with the racist. HHH calls him back a few days later and fires him because they dont want a lawsuit and el patron goes on to do indy dates and then luchaunderground. ADR sues hhh and wwe for trying to block im working, ADR wins and part of it was that HHH and the WWE had to apoligize for it.
TLDR: ADR went over HHH and won money and hhh had to eat crow and apologize and re-hire him back.

>>1611784
That was for Orton, who if I remember correctly failed 2 already

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>>1611058
>>1611263
>Isnt Paige on the road as well?
About that,
http://www.wwe.com/article/paige-suspended

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>>1613523
HAHAHA. Slagfags BTFO.

>>1612754

>TLDR: ADR went over HHH and won money and hhh had to eat crow and apologize and re-hire him back.

you missed that he took one of his NXT darlings and made her get a Papi tattoo.