What did he mean by this?

Seth is going in raw on Finns tight boipussi this Sunday

if he didn't have the stupid hat with the red strands and he didn't crawl the demon would be pretty cool

black bitch in heat

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>>1605554

>>1605650
That's not even what blackface is

wew

>>1605554
Gaitch is gonna kill WWE.

>>1605660
This

>>1605554
> showdown of faggets
professional wrestling in 2016 people

>>1605554
He looks like a homeless man asking seth for a change

>>1605554
glad I went to bed, raw was boring

>>1605736
I decided to wake up early today because of summerslam hype, it was a total waste

>>1605660
He already did, get with the times

>less than 3 million viewers for both shows

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>>1605554
Some smarks actually think FAG GAYLOR is a main eventer. The irish manlet is just there unitil Roman finishes his midcard follies. They trying to get roman over with this proudly american crap.

>>1605755

How's your territory doing, anon?

>>1605771
You're so cancerous you killed those too, Paul. You killed wrestling

>>1605554
Seeing smarks damage control after this was pretty funny
>i-it was Corpus Christi
>n-no, he got the biggest pop of the night!

It wasn't even that usual of a Christi crowd. They actually came alive for a few segments. They were just lukewarm for Balor because they have no reason to care other than Michael Cole telling them to.

>giving away demon paint FOR FREE in Corpus Christi of all places
What the fuck were they thinking?

>smarks make fun of Jeff Hardy's "going to his dark place and becoming Willow" gimmick for years
>5 years later Finn Balor does the same thing and it's the best thing ever according to them
Really makes you think

>>1605951
Willow was awful because he was a seperate character altogether and was pretentious sounding as fuck

>>1605786
>Big pop
>Chanting holy shit
>Nothing piped in
ok anon

>>1605951
They made fun of Willow because he sounded retarded.

Balor's demon shit is way different.

>>1605961
The pop wasn't "big". It was lukewarm.
The holy shit and this is awesome chants were strange to me, given their otherwise lackluster reaction.
It was mostly just that opening reaction, and then absolute agonizing silence as he sperged to the ring.

>>1605554
It's one of those things that the arena will love, but fans at home will be fucking dying of cringe.

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>wasting the first demon king appearance on the go-home raw before summerslam
>in fucking corpus christi with the deadest crowd ever

WHY
H
Y

/asp/ opinion
>Balor is dead on arrival

Reality
>Gets biggest pop of the night, holyshit chants, this is awesome chants

>>1606000
>Reality
>>Gets biggest pop of the night, holyshit chants, this is awesome chants

This denial is honestly pitiful.

>>1606004
But he did

>>1606009
Pitiful.

>>1606000
New Day got a much stronger reaction.
I think golden truth did, too. Fans like them a lot, strangely enough.
The opening segment with Rusev generally had the crowd a lot hotter than Balor's segment, also.
It just wasn't that impressive. You might like the guy, but sorry, you can't lie to yourself. He got a decent little pop, and then utter silence, because fans didn't care enough to continue making noise as he made his way to the ring.

>>1606021
Honestly they screwed it up. The whole point of Summerslam Match was the debut of the Demon King.

If anything they should have fucking teased it on RAW

>>1606026
Finn's going to get baited into skipping his demon makeup

Le Glorious Champion of the Universe Seth
Le Easy excuse for Finn

>B....BAKA.... Next time I'll s...show you!

>>1606033
And how is that supposed to be played out? On the fucking pre-show?

>>1606037
Nah, on Superstars this Sat.

>>1606033
That would make Finn look like the biggest retard in the world
I want it to happen because that's the only entertainment I'll get out of him, anyway

This made no sense to me, why didn't they just have Finn come out normally, make some promo about how the Demon is waiting, Seth could say he's a coward etc it's nothing and all that then Finn says something about he'll see at this Sunday.

Fucking simple, instead they did this shit and it looked awful.

>>1606047
>why didn't they just have Finn come out normally, make some promo

>why didn't they have Finn cut a promo

I think you know the answer already.

>>1606033
The autistic entrance he does with the demon music and paint is the only thing I was waiting for, and they pre-ejaculated it by letting it happen on Raw. The SS match is not special anymore.

Because beyond the demon attire and entrance dance. Finn Balor is bland and boring

>>1606050
This is one of the downfalls of a guy only being good at PPV.
You need to blow your load beforehand, to get casuals on-board. But if you do, you've blown your load.
It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.
Have him demon paint, they've already seen it.
Leave it out, casuals don't care.
Finn as a remotely interesting top guy has all the broad longevity of one or two PPVs, anyway. And I think they just locked it to one.

>>1606057
I'm already there

>>1605554
This was also retarded because Seth dwarfs him so hilariously.
>expecting me to buy Balor as some god-tier kayfabe when he's six inches shorter and doesn't even back it up in-ring

Also those Jared Leto Joker scrawling on his body can fuck off. That's pure reddit.

dude is small but spreads his wings like one of those animals to look bigger

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>>1605554
Everyone said the paint makes his character and looks cool.
What the fuck is this shit. I guess it's supposed to be carnage but it only looks like teeth+mouth from a distance.

>>1605971
They were NXT and indie shitters, the only one's who know who he is.

>>1606065
>6'1 dwarfing anyone
The state of Finn Ballet fans

>>1606109
6'0 realistically WWE exaggerates heights

For someone who isn't an NXT cuck, what is Balors deal? Two different characters?

>>1606193
Not really. It's just a generic PPV power-boost with a special entrance because he can't do anything else to get himself over.
To summarize: two different personas, not one ounce of character.

>>1606212
Why is trips so behind him then?

>>1606272
Popular in Japan
Popular with women
Popular with kids
Popular with smarks
Can work
People don't give a fuck if he can cut a promo ro not

There.

>>1606272
'Cause he's just as whimsical as Vince.
Don't listen to >>1606278, biased marks are to be discarded.

>>1606282
There's nothing bias about vince pushing a merch mover. In what world Vince would let three niggers be champ for a year?

>>1606294
It's bias to ignore his glaring flaws. And yes, he moves merch, the paint thing is very conducive to that. Unfortunately, he's not very conducive to compelling television.
I like the guy, but he's just a drag. I've heard and seen very pronounced criticisms, even with his cushy booking down in NXT.

> In what world Vince would let three niggers be champ for a year?

You're not helping yourself.

>>1606278
He's in Vince's company now, take A and the "club" they are being knocked all the time in promos for Japan

None of that shit matters

>>1606110
WWE has him at 6'4". He's actually 6'1".

I actually went to sleep before Finn Balor's entrance.

It was so fucking cringeworthy.

I hope that potatonigger breaks low records.

>all these idiots complaining about this trash gimmick being given way "for free"

First of all such a concept shouldn't even exist, they should always be going all out on RAW, not just saving up for the PPV at all times otherwise what's the point of even watching RAW? No wonder they're always hemorrhaging viewers

>>1605961
>Chanting holy shit

did this really happen? embarrassing

>>1606358
Bunch of nxt fags tried to start the chant but it didn't catch on

>>1606000

He most definitely didn't get the biggest pop of the night. That was Brock.

Try and be objective once in awhile yeah?

>>1606278
>Popular with women
>5'6

>>1606356
I kind of agree, but remember, Balor's paper-thin. This is all he has. They've just drained a great deal of hype from his SS appearance.
Going all-out on your weekly show should sometimes be foregone in favour of conserving your energy, for the biggest possible reaction at the grander events.

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>>1606367
He looks like a greek god

>>1606370
Which Greek God was beaten facially with a shovel, again?

>>1605554

Feud or tag team run with Kane when?

>>1606370
Hello ring rat

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>>1606372
Looks "ok" to me.

>>1606381
Really?
He's butterface defined. The Male Bayley.

I showed my normie friends, who only watch occasionally, who have scarcely heard of Balor.
One left the room and said it was gay.
The other kept asking why a special needs child was in the ring.
The last one is now a Seth fan.

>>1606384
I dont fucking know, i am not gay. But even i can see that many women would be completly ok with him in their bed

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>>1606384
Literally endorsed by armani

>>1606392
I mean, yeah, for his body.
His face is fucked to shit, though.

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The only good thing he has going for him is the body paint but that will get boring really quick....if it hasn't already.

>>1606392
I just realized a fuckton of wrestlers have very well developed triceps but don't give a fuck about Biceps.

>>1605658
idk black on the face, red by the lips....it could be close enough to cause a riot :P

The champ should, 4 times out of 5, carry the final segment of the show. The Demon paint was a big reveal and didn't even go on last. How can Finn expect to carry the final segment ever without access to his big gimmick most of the time?

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>>1606392

Take the advice I gave to Fergal a long time ago

Lose weight

>>1606399
It would work if he had ability to draw sympathy, like Sami, or even just competently carry a promo. But he's always gonna have to rely on the other guy, then live off his PPV entrance pops.
And not much past them, either, because his wrestling is nothing special.

>>1606399
>The Demon paint was a big reveal and didn't even go on last
well that is because WWE are fucking stupid. if the final thing that happened on the show was Finn doing his demon entrance and just having a staredown with Seth it would have been way better

So apparently that fan that ran in had a knife. What would happen if we lost our precious Seff?

>>1606403
Even here he looks pretty good desu.

>>1606405
Maybe they already know the third hour almost always lose viewers, so they decided to put finn at the last of second hour.

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>>1606399
The real draw should end the show.

>>1606406
>getting in the ring with Seth during a promo
>having a knife
>segment continued afterwards

I fucking hate knife-wielding fanetty

>>1606404
It's sin cara all over again

>face paint/mask
>cool entrance
>lighting
>started off as a big star
>ended up becoming a jobber cause no one cared about him

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>>1606415
Do not compare the manlet-crusher to the manlet.

>>1606415

Why did they stop doing that lighting thing for sin Cara?

It was pretty good.

>>1606367
I mean he is infamous for having a big cock

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>>1605782
>Wrestling only revolves around WWE

On my hands and knees begging you to seek different promotions and brands

So what does demon valor actually do? He still uses the same moves as normal Balor and acts the same.

>>1606543
He gets a boost to STR and Endurance

>>1606543
There is no difference aside from the paint.

Thats how it was on NXT too

>>1606544
>>1606545
So essentially nothing? Only for looks and to try and look "cool"?

>>1606549
Moreso to sell merchandise but yeah

>>1606549
Literally no new moves, it's disappointing.
His double-stomp should be a Demon-only finisher because they're kinda dangerous and look really good.
He should also stiff people more but he's kinda shit at that.

>>1605572
What the fuck i the head strap thingy? NJPW fin looked so fucking cool and "edgy" in a good way.

Now he looks like an old african women with the fucking straps on his head. Oh my fucking god.

>>1605554
Do anyone has a link to his entrance that night?

>>1606597

Only the sped up version to avoid copyright detection by youtube..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbfdqvN3ewY

>>1606623
The writing on him was so bad.

>>1606623
thx

What's wrong with Corpus Christi? Not american so I don't get it.

>>1606651
It's usually a bad crowd.
They weren't actually that quiet last night, but smarks are going into overdrive pretending it was the worst crowd in History because they didn't really care about Balor

>>1606659
Nani.

The entrance of Ballerina was the most over thing on the show

a long time ago wwe had a show in corpus Christie where the crowd was notoriously shitty.
Now its a meme that thats a shit town filled with fat spics who should never get wwe again

>>1606705
You people really need to learn to be objective.