>A seethingBrock Lesnar will step into the spotlight on WWE Raw days before SummerSlam arrives.
>The majority of the pay-per-view's bouts are set. Monday's go-home edition of Raw must now escalate intensity between rivals and amp up excitement for Sunday'sSummerSlam.
>Lesnar will head into American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, Texas, with his mind on his upcoming battle withRandy Orton. Seth Rollins promises to antagonize his SummerSlam opponent, Finn Balor. Tag team champs The New Day will be focused on vengeance against the men who shrunk the trio down to a duo.
CURRENT CHAMPIONS
>Universal Champion
TBD
>United States Champion
Rusev
>Tag Team Champions
The New Day
>SEETHING
IT DOESNT EVEN START FOR ANOTHER 4 HOURS DELETE THIS
It's 4 hours away
Hopefully it isn't as boring as the last two weeks
>Finn will be the first UN Champion
>The state of RAWKEKS
Wait since when does 4chan filter cuck
>>1601609
First gay Universal Champion as well
>>1601616
Nearly a year.
What Smackdown superstar will invade Raw tonight?
C O R P U S
H
R
I
S
T
I
>Corupus Christi
This is infamously the worst fucking city in the US for RAWs
Yet they keep bringing it back there.
Why
>>1601637
Vince likes because they wont boo Roman
What matches should I watch on the network before raw
>>1601640
This
>>1601649
Is that Dean kek
>>1601642
Dean Ambrose vs HHH @ WWE Roadblock
Ryback vs CM Punk Hell in A Cell
Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns
John Cena vs Edge Unforgive 2006
Eddie Gurrerro vs JBL last man standing match
Batista vs Great Khali in Punhabi Prison
Randy Orton vs Undertaker in Casket Match
Big Show, Vince & Shane McMahon vs DX in Hell in A Cell
>SEETHING
What did they mean by this?
>>1601684
Anyone have the original picture? I'm going to try to win
>>1601697
Go for the gold, you memey bastard.
BREAKING NEWS:
https://youtu.be/OfPcpFtaqKQ
POWER OUTAGE AT RAW ARENA IN CORPUS CRISTI
> this desperate he makes the thread over 4 hours before it starts
> making a /wew/ bullet point OP
Even more proof el deanmod is from /wue/
what a pathetic dorito dunking mexicunt
What did deancuck mean by this?
>>1601732
Nice photoshop. Stop trying to run deanchads name through the dirt
>>1601722
RAW IS CANCELED
SUICIDE WATCH
>>1601738
I really hope you have your trip copied down somewhere, it'd be a shame if you lost your ebin new tripcode
>>1601722
>Raw is so shit God sent a lightning bolt down to try and stop it
WILL SASHA GO FOR THE HAT-TRICK AND BEGIN RAW FOR THE THIRD TIME TO KILL THE SHOW?
>>1601747
If Sasha opens the show I will drink ketchup and milk
Screencap this too if you want to
>>1601753
10/10
I hope Reigns beat Rusev
So, Sasha Banks is the ugliest diva since Chyna, right?
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2016-08-15/article/lightning-power-outage?sf33444614=1
EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW! EVEN GOD HATES RAW!
>>1601639
>This obsessed with the big dog
Invest in a treadmill
>>1601732
DREADING to think how much his parents have spent on therapist sessions.
Never seen a more retarded character on 4chan than this guy.
>>1602026
>Chyna
>Ugly
Pick one
>>1602054
I bet ya father cries himself to sleep every night knowing he raised a manlet nerd.
>>1602026
That's Becky Lynch
>>1602054
They probably haven't invested anything. He wouldn't be so fucked up if they had.
>>1602061
REKT
>>1602061
IMAGINE how depressed your parents are that you get to live with them rent free
>>1602061
ANON BTFO
>>1602066
Talking to yourself again sperglord?
>>1602072
>SEETHING
>>1602061
HOW WILL CARTER STALKER RECOVER
>>1602026
yes
>>1602080
>people in the thread are only allowed to comment once!
>insult the sperglord
>He goes into a full melt down where he starts samefagging his post at least 10 times
What kinda disease is?
>>1602095
>being this scared to quote Deanchad
>>1602095
Pure unadulterated autism
>>1602083
>Jeff still seething
PLEADING with you to go on a date
somebody link the discord
I literally have no idea what this Carter meme is or what ebin means.
>>1602098
>stealing Bretchad's shit
Pathetic
>>1602108
Literally fucking who?
>>1602101
now why would I want to cheat on my girlfriend?
>>1602114
boyfriend*
KEK discord chat nerds kick me out everytime.
They just can't handle the bantz
>>1602120
link the discord
>watching children's mandrama in 2016
>Watching children's mandrama LIVE in 2016
>Watching children's mandrama at 3 am in the morning
Where did it all go so wrong for you lads?
>>1602120
>you
>bantz
Pick one and only one
>>1602124
Britbongs get out
>>1602120
No one wants to hang out with you irl and online. Sad!
>monday night bore
>>1602120
>discord chat
skypegroup level autism
kys all of you
So can I get a discord link or what
>starting the gamethread 4 hours early just so you can make the thread
Really pathetic
>>1601589
Get a job
>>1602155
Its shit, its literally like only 5 dweeb triggered wewtist who use it as their safeplace
Deanetty
>>1602194
>>1602205
>guy behind dean is more jacked and could probably beat the shit out of him
kek
>>1602209
Dean is a legit badass and could take 99.99% of the roster easily
>>1602135
Poor spergy
>>1602222
quads confirm. deano da best.
>it's a Corpus Christ RAW
Paige got thin while she's been away
RAWtists are fucked tonight desu
>>1602301
del rio must really like scoop shirts
>tfw my Dean is not in the best brand
>>1602315
>Wyatt, Cena, Shane, Styles, Ambrose
>not best brand
somebody link the fucking discord
>>1602323
Aside from my Dean and Styles, Smackdown is pure poop
>>1601589
>He made a raw game thread 4 hours early
>State of your horrible life
>>1602328
here http://discord.me/asg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRtga6bNNRw
Tom forgot to kneel in this interview
>A fucking discord group
Holy shit please have sex you wootists
>tfw the only good thing about raw is its theme song
>>1602301
Why isn't he happy, perros?
>>1602361
Tbf Alberto is unhappy about how shit they've been treating him
>>1602352
>rusev's billed height is 6'0"
so he's probably a 5'10" manlet kek
>>1602361
Because if he breaks up with Paige she'll say he raped her
>>1602366
Tom is like 6'3 despite what he's billed at
>>1602367
Lose weight /r9k/
join the discord https://discord.gg/s8qzS
>>1602095
This isn't your average everyday autism.
This is advanced [spoiler]faggotry[/spoiler]
>>1602205
>having the title for 2 months makes him da man
Will you cry when Dolph Michaels kicks the shit out of him on Sunday?
>>1602301
>Del Rio tiddies
We should make a wager on tonights show.
If smackcucks are so confident raw will suck, why not bet on it?
Any rawbros have an idea for smackcucks punishment when they lose?
>>1602301
she looks thin as in sick thin?
If Joe beats Nakmura he'll have beaten 2 kings in a row.
>>1602495
What are the rules of your wager?
>>1602507
literally whos
>>1602495
>betting that Raw's gonna be shit
>in Corpus
That's the safest shit in the world.
>>1602505
maybe, she got a medical evaluation today
>>1602495
>after losing for 4 weeks straight now Rawfags still haven't accepted they have the inferior show
Unreal. I'll accept your bet on behalf of my fellow Smackalphas, fag.
>>1602515
this desu
>>1602495
>Botcha Skanks
>Titus O'Neil
>The New Day
>Darren Young
>Rusev
face it Rawbro, we lost
>>1602519
kek
who the fuck is going to watch this over the olympics
>>1602538
If you're going to watch rigged shit, why not watch the one that admits its fakeness.
>>1602538
The Olympics are getting boring by the day
>>1602538
i'm watching the olympics on tv, raw on the laptop
>>1602538
Anyone who doesn't want to see an event that bankrupts the host city
>>1602538
literally nothing worth watching going on right now
Are you guys ready for the second show?
Anyone got a good stream
>>1602556
it was great !
Tonight is the night
OK fucking BR brazil stadium has no fucking roof and its raining so all sports are delated. guess ill watch raw
>the city of brazil
Someone cancel Modern Family please
>>1602574
Please have sex
>>1602579
I will if you cancel it
>>1602538
Nobody. theres 100 other better TV shows to watch that are better than WWE. Its only die hard fans and childrens that watch this shit now. And the tryhard retard contrarians here will still tell themselves shit like ratings matter in 2016 when everything on TV btfo's WWE.
>>1602563
http://taima.tv/
So BLWG is ded
>>1602574
>Not fapping to Ariel winter and Sofia Vergara as an appetizer to the main course of Dana Brooke
>>1602538
>watching the olympics
fuck off normalfag
>>1602581
No
>>1602588
Nah senpai
>>1602593
Hi BeckyLychWaifuVirgin!
>Raw opens with this
Why am I watching this
>WWE editing out Roman's huge fucking pop
kek
When they don't want someone to get over, they get over. And vice versa. Stupid faggots
>piped in cheers for FedoRamen on the replay
I missed Raw and Smackdown last week but I heard some diva had a wardrobe malfunction or something. Is WWE pushing edgy content again?
A few tips for you pencil neck geeks in this thread
Hit the showers
Have sex
Get a clue
How would Kenny omega do in wwe?
Seth who are you talking to?
>>1602605
nah man it's still just okay
>cold opens
JUST
>>1602607
who
>>1602607
poorly
Razor Ramon?
art somma slarm yal meet tha demun kin
>>1602606
>ClassyFreddieBlassiePosting
Don't disrespect the dead mark
>>1602605
>>1602605
They are slowly tiptoeing into PG-13 territory
Demon Kane?
Why the fuck is he feuding with the demon Kane again?
>It's a main event angle is built with goofy comedy episode
>mfw there are yuropoops that are going to stay awake all night to watch this show intended for american children
why is he doing a promo outside
>THE DEMON KING!
please stop that
they must have a lot of faith in the man if they let him ad lib a promo in a parking lot.
Demon King vs Demon Kane when?
> the demon kang?
what did rambo apocalypse mean by this?
Based Ruru
How gay will balors demon be at ss?
Did RAW just start?
wtf was that god awful promo
post yfw finn goes over at SS
>>1602618
I thought he said the same thing
>>1602624
Hopefully that faith deteriorated because that was physically painful.
Demon King BTFO by Seth Rollings.
CONFIRMED FOR SCARED
>there are FLOOR TICKETS for tonight's #RAW in Corpus Christi for SIX bucks
>raw literally opens with jasethy cutting a promo to NO ONE in a parking lot in a cold opening
i turned it off
>>1602606
Why would you have sex after showering? You get all sweaty during.
This Raw will be boring as shit
Wrestling in 2016 is actually cringeworthy incarnate
>No RAW
THANK YOU BASED RUSEV
>no raw
Rusev saving us bros
>Demon King
why was there a vhs tape of a indy manlet ranting in a parking lot? am I watching some shitty local wrestling promo
>>1602637
Corpus Christi is a shithole
Rusev canceling raw
Based
incoming enormous roman pop
>>1602638
SHOO SHOO r*ssiaroach
>Rusev actually getting a response from Corpus Christi
holy shit based
So I guess I haven't been paying attention, but when did Lana get a boob job?
>what?
best meme ever
see you rawtists on the SD threads
NO RAW
WE ARE ALL FREE NOW
>raw is not about the management it is about the wrestlers
>WHAT
>WHAT
>WHAT
gee i can't wait for nakamura on the main roster..
''WHAT?'' chants should be punishable by death
I would rather ''WE ARE AWESOME''
#cancelRAW
>corpus christi loud as fuck for foley
elll ay lmao
FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY
>RAW is cancelled
Based Rusev.
What? and USA chants 5 mins in
Fuck Corpus Christi
>>1602654
Like 3 years ago.
How can RuRu be so based?
>>1602654
In the spring, her cleavage isn't as nice
>the state of Foleys dyed beard
Lana is the hottest diva in wwe currently
>WHAT
Corpus Christi is truly the pinnacle of wrestling crowds.
>The bald wifebeater's legacy will be "WHAT"
>Corpus Christi
Oh fuck, shitty RAW coming.
>Based RuRu is a double agent for /smack/
BASED
Foleys beard looks fake
Why is Lana not in bra and panties
Lana is so fucking hot
>what chants
>USA chants
at least the crowd will be loud all night?
BASED RUSEV PIPE BOMB
>>1602670
Maryse wants a word with you
>all MANKIND
jej
Fuck this I just downloaded mods for skyrim yesterday. I'm going to play that instead of this garbage
>>1602640
Don't question my 3 step program for pencil neck geeks pinhead
Based Ruru destroying the second show
>face pop for steph
THICCtephanie
>People will unironically defend the WHAT chant as the greatest contribution to wrestling
Friendly reminder.
>>1602679
'no'
>>1602667
early 2016
She missed her cue. Foley and Rusev were pissed and Steph looks embarrassed.
>corpus cheering for stefanie
Nuke this fucking city
This is one of the loudest crowds of the year
Also rusev is the best thing on RAW
>A FUCKING OPENING PROMO EVERY WEEK
Can they not start raw with a match
>>1602675
He dyed it
>the fucking state of Raw
I'm already done watching this shit. It's over, lads.
Yes, please Stephanie...cum
>Raw from a southern shit hole hick town.
Why does Corpus Christi get so many Raws?
>>1602679
It's Corpus fucking Christi, worst crowd all year. WHAT and USA are the bottom tier of all crowd interaction, they will be silent for 99% for RAW.
>please cum stephanie...please cum
something HHH has said a lo
This is boring as shit. Raw is awful. It's blatantly obvious they are struggling to drag this shit for 3 hours.
That beard is black as fuck
>>1602675
it is. on the preshow he even jokingly glued it on
>Stephanie McMahon
>Married to a great superstar
What did Rusev mean by this?
>Steph face
what?
Micks beard is too black
Sthepanie "Wrestling is about Social Justice" McMahon
FUCK YOU STEPHANIE
>it's a face steph episode
STEPH FACE TURN
steph is fat and her face is fucked
>Based RuRu and USA Tittle relevant again.
Based RAW. Roman can just kill himself desu
>>1602695
They've not done this in almost 10 years
Remember when Daniel Bryan took over Raw?
So are we going to get Heel Steph or Face Steph? I swear it's like this bitch can't stick to persona and just switches every week
Based fucking Rusev.
ok rusev is actually amazing
WHY IS RUSEV SO GOAT
BBY GURL TIME
>>1602689
who are these people?
Rusev is so based
DAT ROMAN MUSIC BOTCH
RAW CONFIRMED WORST SHOW
Steph wearing some nice heels.
>THAT FUCKING NO POP FOR ROMAN
>LMAO
>LMAO
>LMAO
>LMAO
>LMAO
Why is Rusev so based? He was actually able to get Roman over with the crowd.
>>1601589
Biggest pop of the night right there. Based Roman.
BIG DOG
how cute does lana look tonight?
B I G D O G
I
G
D
O
G
>Low boos
Based Ramen
>all Babyface authority figures currently
SAVE_US.PAUL
>Rusev is playing a fucking chickenshit
>Roman still exists
I want RAW to die already tbqh
THEY TRIED TO BOTCH ROMANS MUSIC AND HE STILL GOT A HUGE POP
STATE OF WWE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>rusev getting BTFO
>It's a Rusev BTFOs Raw episode
>>1602718
They did a few months ago. I think it was R-Truth vs Miz or something.
>Now suddenly everyone likes Reigns
NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG NOT PG
SASQUATCH BABIES
>please Stephanie come
What did HHH mean by this?
>>1602719
Yeah.
Dont remind me we lost THE GOAT.
>one day
Like they haven't already.
>>1602699
corpus is absolute ass
they literally created a faux rivalry with my beloved city of dallas for 0 reasons
who knows why we got the worst wrestlemania of all time
BUMP UGLIES
U
M
P
U
G
L
I
E
S
>mic botches
>ROMAN
>GREASY PIG
BASED 'SEV
BASED ROMAN BACK AT IT AGAIN
>YOU GREASY PIG
kek
>>1602703
fucking this
>mic botch
Why did they stop giving Roman silent badass? It worked for him?
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Fuck you murica
>lana's offspring
>anything but beautiful
FUCK YOU ROMAN
Did they?
>roman is a god on the mic now
ok
why is this not the feud for the """""""""""UNIVERSAL""""""""""" title???????????
>>1602736
Reminds me of a Kenzie Marie video where she gets fucked in a wedding dress tbqh
>implying lana is a mail order bride
she's a high ranking member of the russian government sent by putin himself to take over the wwe to spread russian values.
How dare roman say such a thing
WAIT WHO SAID THE EXACT SAME THING IN A THREAD YESTERDAY HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW
>demote Roman for like 3 weeks
>suddenly show is back to revolving around him
It's like Vince didn't learn shit. This is why fans turned on him to begin with.
>>1602722
He's been amazing since he debuted wootist
>Roman back to shitty catchphrases and repeating the same joke a million times
He was based for the last like three weeks, what happened?
>>1602714
Hnnnnnnnnnng
>two good looking people will somehow have ugly babies
State of Roman
What happened to Haitch?
I don't like that they say "ass" and "fuck" on the mic now
Wow, Foley picked the wrong hair dye for that beard tonight, eh?
what the fuck? roman looks so shit without the full beard. I hate him again.
>>1602744
People hated the push more than they did Roman, and this is America vs Evil non american. Even titus got cheers against ruru.
>>1602760
Stay mad you stinky foreigner
>>1602744
Everyone liks Reigns, except when he is in superman or ME mode.
united states "heavyweight" championship
What the fuck is this?
BASED RURU
top tier husband
I hope we get a ladder match for ownership of Lana.
>Fighting for the Honor of Lana
RAW IS BASED AS FUCK
>United States Heavyweight championship
HONORDUEL
>UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
ROMAN DID IT LMFAO
CENA MADE IT THE UNITED STATE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOINSHIP TOO
JASETHY ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHHAAHAHAHAHAH THE US TITLE IS THE MAIN BELT OF THE COMPANY
MOTHER RUSSIA
If Rusev loss is he a cuck now?
>Lana's honour on a pole match
L-lewd!
>>1602703
Yeah, Smackdown's 2 hour format is much easier to watch
It's a "Lana's Honor On a Pole" Match folks.
What are the rules of a "Defend Lana's Honor" match?
How cucked do crowd members feel when they act like they're about to do a huge match but then remind the crowd it's actually going to happen at a PPV?
>>1602772
>Rusev
>Good looking
>>1602762
dirt sheets say yes, but years ago
>>1602775
I thought I was the only one who noticed.
>>1602777
Rusev could get BEEG pops.
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
MANLETS BTFO
HOW WILL FINN FAGLORD AND SETH RECORD LOW RATINGS EVER RECOVER
>>1602774
>Fuck my ass big cuck daddy Rusev
What did Roman mean by this?
Has WWE been better since the brand split?
>Rusev vs. Reigns a week before Summerslam
uhh.. okay
>LITERALLY MAKING THE SAME MATCH YOU HAVE AT SUMMERSLAM
YOU HAVE A ROSTER
USE IT
>>1602797
So wait, they're giving away a match that's already booked for Summerslam for free tonight? What's the fucking point. Holy shit, Rawtists. Do something about your show.
>The Universal KFC Championship
>>1602793
>US title
>main event
The guy is midcarding.
>>1602789
disgusting
>>1602793
Have sex
>jasethy and deanetty BTFO
>deanetty literally had 'world heavyweight' stripped off his WWE title
>>1602803
Are you watching this? There's your answer.
>>1602795
it's like a bra and panties match but instead of bras and panties it's just two sweaty foreigners sliding around in a cake
maybe they are trying to dump roman from summerslam completely for losing a fight
So...are we just calling the alter ego Demon King instead of just The Demon now?
>>1602807
But everyone knows Rusev ain't losing
If Rusef gets DQed does he still retain Lanas honor?
>>1602803
haha no. They shows are booked the exact same. It's just 5 hours of raw a week instead of 3
>>1602768
He'll get positive reactions until they have him win the Rumble next year
cap this post btw
>>1602815
No I have not watched in a while
>>1602805
This. Fuck this Raw.
>>1602808
Based
>>1602803
Raw has suffered
Smackdown is better
>>1602816
I'm suddenly gluten-intolerant
>>1602805
>not knowing it's going to be DQ shenanigans
(You)
>>1602773
Banished to NXT.
>>1602803
Fuck yes it has.
>>1602822
nah the honor goes back to the spouse for dqs and countouts
>>1602803
not really
>there are people who don't like Based Reigns
>>1602826
It'll probably end in DQ too.
Why is RAW absolute shite now.
>blows the fuck out of Stephanie's nepotism on Live TV
>calls her on her only being where she is because of her Daddy
>just wants to defend his wife's honour
>doesn't bow to SJWs such as Mick Foley
>married his sweetheart
>lives the American dream
>doesn't blindside or attack from behind
How is Rusev so pure and just, bros?
>I GOTTA DEFEND YOUR HONOR!
>>1602818
>he didn't learn Irish mythology
holy fuck the american education system is fucked
What happened to based Roman's face? Or is that from last week?
rusev gets his win here and a loss at summerslam
they booked 50/50 before it even happened lel
>>1602770
He got enough mic time for you to realise he's horrible on it.
>>1602803
I thought it was gonna be better but it should've stayed Super Shows, this brand split fucking sucks
>>1602843
next
>>1602843
>>1602843
>>1602843
>>1602843
Next
>>1602843
>>1602843
>>1602843
New
So who's winning the brand split so far faggots?
>>1602773
He's still crying about chyna
>>1602803
Smackdown is.
It even managed to make Dean vs Dolph an actual interesting feud.
>>1602819
So what's the fucking point? You're having the same fucking match on Sunday.
>>1602846
>>1602809
I guess cena was a Midcard too cause he hasn't been champ since 2014 huh?
>>1602854
To make sure they book it 50/50
>>1602845
Why the fuck would I care about what stuff a bunch of micks made up a long time ago?
>>1602851
TNA
>Sheamus
>sheamus
wtf i hate raw now
>>1602851
Smackdown and it's not even close
>>1602858
Who does this glorious fart tank belong to?
>>1602855
I mean the cut next to his eye. I missed last week's Raw.
>>1602841
>Ywn be Bros with rusev
>Ywn get invited to a backyard bbq/ pool party at rusevs mansion
>Ywn get winked at by rusev after you sneak a cheeky peek at Lana's titty after it pops out after she comes up from a dive
when the fuck did the theme song play???
SHEAMUS IS A DRAW
>>1602895
on the pre show
Based Sheamus gonna wreck Sami manlet
>>1602845
>Thinking the American education system should include the culture of dirt poor potato farming immigrants
Didn't Sheamus get his ass kicked by Sin Cara? Toughest in the backstage locker room my arse
>>1602868
>5 hours of mediocre wrestling is better than 3 hours and a 2 hour block you can safely skip with no regerts
Did they?