Why do you watch WWE?

I don't watch it. I just shitpost

Crazy death defying stunts preformed live and when the storytelling is good, it's fucking great.

For the memes

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>Crazy death defying stunts preformed live and when the storytelling is good, it's fucking great.

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>it's fucking great.

>>1601200
too bad the storytelling is never good

>>1601198
I like seeing cool moves

People who do cool moves:
Sami Zayn
Kevin Owens
AJ Styles
Seth Rollins

>>1601199

This I never watch the weekly shows and tune in on the ppvs just to be reminded how shit the product is

>>1601198
If that's the sort of thing you like, you should probably be watching one of the indies or going back to watch old wrestling. Perhaps you are already? It would be more interesting to hear about what you like than what you dislike.

>>1601198
I prefer my wrestling to be family friendly. I don't enjoy violence

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Roman Reigns

>>1601198
Because somewhere in the back of my mind I believe they still have the ability to be great again.

>>1601198
>No sleeze
>No bra and panties matches
Why is this an issue?

Unless you're living with your parents you can just watch porn.

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Brock Lesnar, literally the one attraction in wwe, just imagine what they would do at summerslam without him.

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>Caring about nudie ladies when you can just watch porn instead
>Caring about stupid stunt bullshit
>Caring about shitty Russo storylines
>Caring about WWE at all
>In any era
>Caring about bad, formulaic wrestling booked by a literal autist
>Not watching purokino like pic related

Get off of my wrestling board.

>>1605804
>Caring about nudie ladies when you can just watch porn instead

Faggot.

>>1605804
Kek njpw is fucking garbage. Actual garbage. The g1 final is one of the worst fucking shows ever. Everything outside the omega goto main event was fucking awful. Legit contender for worst show of the year.

>I need wrestling to be Shadow the hedgehog tier edgy to be entertained.

The slope between sounding cool and sounding like a deviant art fag is slippery.

>>1605900
This. All the same shit is done in czw and people here laugh it off. Bitches like to complain, using /asp/ as a barometer of what works is like asking someone if the coast is clear while their back is turned to where they're supposed to be looking.

I think if Vince had two sons, stuff woulda been different

>>1605898
>Everything outside the omega goto main event was fucking awful.
>I expected a top-to-bottom great PPV quality show out of something that's basically a Raw except for the Finals match
Was that your first show, anon?

>I didn't love the NJPW vs. NOAH match and the god-tier brawl that followed
Are you a pleb, anon?

>>1605890
What is with this obsession with clothed bikini tits on regulated television when you can see both naked tits and clothed bikini tits on the internet

>>1605925
>multiple title defenses

>j-just a raw bro

>>1605925
Are you retarded or just a big faggot?

>>1605925
How do you feel about lucha underground?

>>1605932
>Was that your first show anon?
Answer my question.

Title defenses happen on Raw and used to happen a lot more often. The two titles defended were the tag titles (which often were defended on Raw) and the ROH title, which are both shit geek titles at this point anyway. You wouldn't find a PPV with that lineup. Plus, all of the undercard matches were meant to further storylines instead of blow them off. So yeah, just a Raw except for the main event.

NJPW's not perfect but their singles matches have the highest batting average in the world. Both Invasion Attack and Dominion were better than almost everything WWE's done this year. And that's not even factoring in Wrestle Kingdom.

>>1605931
Jesus fucking Christ.

I bet you're 5'9" and weigh 280 pounds.

>>1605939
Are you a samefag or just butthurt?

>>1605940
Breddy gud. I have no idea how it could ever possibly turn a profit, but it's entertaining, the wrestling is good, the wrestlers have strong characters, and the booking is decent enough for the most part.

>>1605952
Don't respond to deanmark. He goes away if you don't reply.

>>1601198
I watch for the LGBT storylines and highly entertaining Seth Rollins promos

>>1605804
Leave weeb

I actually watch for the technical athleticism, the acting and crowd interactions.

I like to see clean matches, with good psychology and use of the ring space.

I like high production values, clever application of TV tricks and GLORIOUS themes.

Wich for the most part is why CWC has been the best WWE product recently for me. Although, I am hopefull of the main shows getting better as they settle and begin developing people more.

>>1606261
then go watch ROH or LU you fucking fag

>>1601200
>death defying stunts

Lol the HWC doesnt even jump out of the ring convincingly let alone death defying. Japanese wrestling is leaps and bounds better if that or story is what you like and i dont even watch it often.

>Why do you watch WWE

Rusev
Roman Reigns
and John Cena

>>1601198

Out of bad habit. Kinda like how people can't stop smoking.

If it keeps being this horrible then I'll just stop watching like I did in 2004.

>>1601214

Go watch a circus

>>1605925

Are you questioning 4chans autistic fetishes? Careful my man, these spergs are already beyond saving.

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>>1601200

>Crazy death defying stunts preformed live and when the storytelling is good, it's fucking great.

>>1601198
I literally just watch RAW the week before the PPV and then the actual PPV. Everything else else is pointless most of the time.

Sometimes the show after if the PPV is really good

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>>1605925
>What is with this obsession with clothed bikini tits on regulated television when you can see both naked tits and clothed bikini tits on the internet