>"WWF In Your House" >It's just at a smaller

What a terrible thread

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>WWE "survivor" series
>nobody dies

>>1594623
>WWF No Wat Out
>the arena has exits

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>WWE "Royal" rumble
>Not a single member of Royalty takes part or is involved

>>1594651
Judgement day, no judges?

>Royal Rumble
>Nobody is of royal descent

>wrestlemania
>we're not a wrestling company

>Wrestlemania
>everyone is actually quite legally sane

>WWE Judgment Day
>Christ does not return

>>1594623
"I quit" match. Lana quits so it's actually a "he quits" match.

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>>1594623
>wwf armageddon
>the world doesn't end

>WWE Over the Edge
>Owens lands right in the middle

>>1594741

Kek

>World wrestling entertainment.

Where's the wrestling and entertaiment?

>>1594623
It was just a cost cutting measure for PPVs since BASED BIG SEXY KEVIN NASH was killing the company back then.

>December To Dismember

No limbs were separated from bodies

>>1594646
>King of the Ring
>People force the King Gimmick afterwards except a select few.
Bless Steve Austin for saying "Fuck that noise"

>WWE women's champion
>horse

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>NJPW Wrestling Kingdom
>i see no castle

>>1594741
He actually landed chest first on the turnbuckle post.

Still not over the edge though.

>Fully Loaded
>watchwrestling does not fully load the PPV

>>1594941
They can barely fill a 10 min episode on their youtube

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>>1594756
That was shit, you're shit, and everything you do, have done, or will do is shit.

>death before dishonor
>lots of dishonor
>no death

>>1594634
ebin

>>1594638
Survival isn't dying retard

>>1594623
>WWE Insurrextion
>Vince is always in control

>>1595129

Some have to die or be nearly killed to survive

:)

>>1594941
>PPV is not covered in cheese, bacon and sour cream

>""""world"""" champion
>can't draw flies to shit

>>1595180

>"Universal" champion
>title only defended on earth by earthling against other earthlings.

>""""""""women's champion""""""""
>horse

>>1595188
Maybe they mean the WWE Universe, or maybe im just 12

>>1595224
It is the WWE Universe™

>>1595233
dont know how to do that shit

>>1595158
>Someone has to die to survive

>:)

>CM Punk
>Gets a UFC contract on a 0-0 record

>WWE Main Event
>card is full of wrestlers who've never main evented in their life

>lunatic fringe dean ambrose
>has bangs

>Battle Royale
>Big Show and/or Kane dominating
>Make one miscalculation and get thrown over the top rope

>>1594623
>muslim shoots up your school the same day you planned to bomb it

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>paul heyman
>works in the only entertainment industry not run by jews