Dave Meltzer

>>1594399
>this picture
what the fuck

based big money dave working the marks

>>1594404
this

>>1594399
Will he ever break a real story?

>>1594399
>fire extinguisher
gotta use that when ziggler wins at summerslam

Based Big Dick David working the obese smarks into oblivion

>>1594399
>Will he ever have sex?

It's an open secret in the wrestling world that Meltzer is downlow gay. It really explains a lot, particularly his fascination with The Twink Bucks.

>>1594399
Jealous that you don't get paid for a few hours work a week shitposting about wrestling, fatty?

>>1594399
You don't even know a work when you see it. Virgin basement dweller is his gimmick and he does a damn good job at selling it.

baka

>>1594412
>gay
but he's in love with asuka

>>1594478

IF he actually shows any interest (not attraction obv.) it will be crafted carefully to target the smark nerds who adore female wrestlers.

You're his paying public and Meltzer wants to milk you dry (probably literally).

>that monitor

>>1594399
>Alvarez will (not by choice) inherit this entire mess
wew

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>>1594399
Why do they call him """""""big""""""" Dave?????

>>1594582
big dick like batista

>>1594582
CM Punk on the left
who are the other two nerds?

>>1594582
His little dave is really big

>>1594478
Actually it's Manami Toyota

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>>1594582
Really makes you think

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pb5ZhWOITQ

>TURN AROUND TURN AROUND

His dad still has to correct his sperg behavior.

>>1594664
Does he lvie with his parents?

>>1594399
uhhh we will have to wait and uhh see y'know

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>>1594582
Holy shit he's tiny

>He wears autism shoes and dad pants
all that needs to be said desu

Whats autism shoes?

>>1594732
Whatever your currently wearing

>>1594734
I'm not wearing anything

>>1594664
He reminds me of Chris Chan

>>1594704
Its economical, dave is a practical fella

>lives with his parents
>manlet
>heaps of wrestling merch
>constantly spreads rumours about Men that lay on-top of one-another in panties

If people didn't believe the shit he wrote, he'd have gone the way of Mad Thad by now.

If all you do all day is watch wrestling, make up news, and do an hour of radio with your angry spic backyard wrestling friend why wouldnt you live at home?

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>>1594664
He's more autistic than me what the fuck.

>>1594782
But what will he do when his old ass parents die?

>>1594800
Hire a nanny

>>1594782
>>1594782
Whooooa Alvarez is based

>>1594732
They're the cheap/generic looking running or hiking shoes all dads wear, if you wear them under the age of 38 you are probably autistic

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Did they?