>Bretkek trying so hard to get the neowooasp meme to catch on Wew

Literally who?

>>1593563
huh?

what ya mean?

>>1593563
>>1593584
>>1593613
>>1593623
ebin

>>1593563
And it will. Bretchad always wins

>>1593649
>>1593651
18+

What meme? I will help this cause

>>1593663
ebin

>>1593563
> i say it literally 5 times
> this fat /neowooaspie/ newfriend is so riled up by it he makes a thread about it

Thanks for the support f a m, youve confirmed its definitely a keeper

>>1593673
Carter btfo!!!!

>>1593666
Its just my name for the current state of asp after wew decided to stay here and pretend to be as contrarian as possible to try and fit in

>>1593666
Some neckbeard is mad nobody on her likes Sasha Banks except him

So he thinks if he says hating Sasha is /wew/ the contrarian nature on here will get people to like Sasha

But it failed hard

>Bretkek
Literally who?

>>1593712
ebin

>>1593714
Have Sex

>>1593711
> failed hard
> makes a thread about it
Kek
Know how i know you are a /neowooaspie/?
Post your lasskicker shirt or your latest spardot ban message m8

>>1593714
Wat u mean?

>>1593720
>no one but you actually uses it
>everyone still hates Sasha
>not failed

>>1593720
>seething

Post your BO$$ ring right now senpai

>>1593728
> your life
> not failed

> implying i want people to like S+asha
Then i would need to get a hot new heel gimmick lad
Nothing works /neowooasp/ like saying sasha had a good segment or sasha is based

>>1593716
>>1593727
ebin

>>1593744
>spends his time being a pretend "heel" on some obscure imageboard
>telling anyone they failed at life

>>1593756
I'm starting to believe there are deancuck copycats

>>1593769
> pretend heel
> gets you worked enough to make a thread

Oh and you wish you had Bretchad's life bruh
I legit probably spend more on shampoo and conditioner in a year than the NEETbux you live on for a month

>>1593774
> what is a trip
Ebinposting is obviously just some anons way of combating deáncúcks chronic autism

>>1593791
>implying I made this thread

>calling yourself bretchad
cringe

>>1593791
Maybe if ya used that money on dental products ya teeth wouldn't be so yellow ya disgusting manlet brit

>>1593791
>ebinposting

I enjoy that more

>>1593801
ebin

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>>1593801
> 25 year old simpsons jokes
Post teeth with timestamp this second deancuc
I guarantee my natural smile blows your jagged spic snaggletooth mouth out of the water

> mfw my 19 year old labourer makes more money than the whole of el deanbeans family

>>1593800
> its another BCBV cries post
Go join the BretChad Bullying Victim facebook group and vent your frustrations over there

>>1593802
Me too

>>1593801
Ebin

>>1593814
Nigga my teeth straighter than aj styles. Fuck outta here wit dat nonsense nigga. If ya finna talk about salaries i know for a scientific, evident fact i make more in a week than ya do in 6 months. Me and my niggas at the performance center finna work hard and play hard nigga. We out here nigga.

Ya disgusting brit. Is it true ya women over there dont shave? Fucking gross nigga. Maybe after ya brush ya teeth ya can lend a razor to ya girl ya nerd.

>>1593814
>hurr durr ur in tears
Keep seething over the fact you're nothing on this site and irl.

>>1593826
> its another deancuc gets worked into making up a fantasy life post
Post teeth now el dorito

>>1593829
BRETKEK BTFO

>>1593826
BASED!

>>1593834
> This dirty brit finna think im laying
Take a shower, hit the weights then get a clue and maybe ill ask Albert to give ya a chance

>>1593814
I come to /asp/ a few times a month and after all this time it's a bittersweet feeling seeing you still here Bretfag. On one hand you have contributed the best memes and the top bants for /wwe/ but on the other hand you're too good for this place with the amount of newfags that have come to populate this board. Come back to /sp/ m8. Your banter is wasted on this board.

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>>1593829

>>1593826
>>1593838
ebin

>>1593829
BRETKEK DESTROYED

>>1593829
sashaskankswaifuguy aka bertcuck on suicide watch

>>1593826
REKT

>>1593833
> nothing on this site
Ahahahahahahaha
You say that like it means something.
Oh shit.. you actually meant it didnt you

Wow

> irl
If only you knew me f a m
Bretchad is topboy no matter where he is

>>1593829
> BCBV still thinks that a webm of an obviously disabled and very brave young man affects me
Anyone who laughs at spastics is going to hell

Especially me seeing as i laugh at el deano everyday

>>1593829
fucking BULLIED

>>1593850
>SEETHING

>>1593840

Lol literally cringing kys

>>1593840
have sex

>>1593854
ebin

>>1593850
>You say that like it means something
it only means something to you
that's why you try so hard

>>1593864
REKT

> deancuc gets btfo
> the samefagging commences
Like pottery

>>1593838
> still no teeth

>>1593840
Thanks m8, im starting to get the same feeling t b h
I dont even watch wrestling and i do miss the /epl/ bants and flags and deadscouserposting
Then again i dont think i can bear spee with Jose and his Super Manure team this year, tho the memes will be top notch

I might see you over there bruv

>>1593854
>>1593838
Ebin

>>1593867
Is it true all brits are born with crooked piss stained teeth?

>>1593866
>>1593873
ebin

>>1593829
rip bretpissboy

>>1593873
Post teeth

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>>1593873

>>1593829
>The green door
>all the replies
>No text next to the post

Gets me every fucking time

>>1593891
>>1593894
>Seething

>>1593945
ebin

>>1593953
>in tears

>>1593957
ebin

>>1593957
EBIN
B
I
N

>>1593960
>>1593963
>salty

>>1593957
ebin

>>1593966
ebin

>>1593966
ebin

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>>1593945

Fat spic.

>>1593967
>>1593971
>>1593972
ebin

This has got to be one of the most autistic threads I've ever seen.

>>1593840
Yes, listen to this guy. Go back to /sp/. Nobody will miss you. One carter is enough.

>>1593966
EBIN

Bretfag how did you let /asp/ turn you into this much of a spaz? Did the move from /sp/ really hurt you?

>>1593979
stick around, it gts far worse.

>>1594593
This

>>1594593
KEK!

>77 replies
>18 IPs

If only this place had a mod or something

what the hell is going on in this thread

>>1594640

Two autists having an internet battle for the universal sperg title.

>>1594643
Im not a sperg

>>1594629
>>1594647
ebin