If there was a wrestler that will come and save the WWE from

3 midgets in a large coat

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>>1590536
Right here [spoiler] both of them [/spoiler]

Ryback

Unfiltered version of Baron Corbin that targets outlel nerds and vanilla midgets

Roman Reigns

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>>1590536
Broken Matt or pic related.

/asp/
>No sells every one under 6"5
>Uses "have sex", "lose weight" etc in promos
>Catchphrase is "take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue"
>Openly refers to wrestling being fake, uses insider tems

>>1590553
This

>>1590546
Possibly this. He's already a balding neckbeard, if he made his gimmick specifically about picking on vanilla midgets and women, he would get unreal heat. It would help too if he entered into the arena on his Harley Davidson, just to amp up the asshole character.

>>1590563
I wish they'd go full hog with Baron just like this post outlines. He's just a wishy-washer midcarder that everyone forgets about right now.

>>1590536
F big guy

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Look no further

>>1590560
based /asp/

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>>1590536
This guy

>>1590560

You left out

>work fat marks into pieces

>>1590608
*tears his quad while sitting down*

>>1590705
>work fat marks into pieces
You are a fat mark though. Lose weight.

>>1590775
*upvotes*

>>1590542
didnt know trump was willing to touch a black

>>1590536
Cryme Tyme. I can just imagine a ho sale part 2 with Darren Young's jock strap and vibrator