>walk in room >see this >wat do?

>>1588628
>turn 360 degrees, walk outside
>call the police about her breaking and entering
>wait outside for the police to arrive

>Hey bbgurl wanna see my dirty deedz while you curb-stomp my face with those sexy feet?
>Then go sierra hotel india echo lima delta on her

>>1588628
Ask her where Dean is

>>1588653
>>1588649
>>1588640
Ex dee! Jackasses.

Ask her what the fuck she wants and why she's in my house.

Ask her to do an interview of me, accidentally brush my body against her as she asks me questions

>>1588628
Tell her to clean her dirty feet

>>1588706
>ywn clean them with your tongue

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>>1588628
Go behind her
Spank her ass
Pull that dress up
Spread her ass
Bury my face in her ass hole

>>1588628
Wonder why the hell are shitty /a/-style threads on /asp/.

STOP IT NOW!!
SHE IS NOT FOR LEWD PURPOSES!!!!!!

Ask for consent and then proceed accordingly.

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Check the closet for Cuckdowns champion Cuck, Deanetty Cuckbrose

>>1589033
Have sex

>>1589034
Cuck

>>1588640
If you turned 360 degrees you'd just be facing her again

>>1589062
Thats just not true

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>>1589067

>>1589067
Not if he moonwalks away

>>1588628
Tell Tyrone to get out from under the bed, because Dean will be home any minute.

wash her feet then take thousands of pictures

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, my boner.

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>>1589884
Lose weight

>>1589890
i think my usage of boner proves im an oldfag, nobody under 28 uses that tword