Realistically and scientifically what is the chances of Phil

CM Punk vs Mickey Gall

CM Punk +265 (53/20)

Mickey Gall -300 (1/3)

^early betting odds

>>1585384
Very high actually if the match turns out to be fixed.

For all we know Vince could've worked out a deal with Dana years ago to let him win just to further bury UFC unknowingly of Dana since he's such a kiss ass to Vince

I want deans cock in my mouth

>>1585463
Gain height

I can't tell if that gif is a joke.

That has to be slowed down right?

>>1585491
It doesn't make the punch look any better even if it is

>>1585491
Nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaa7rP8pUlc

>>1585491
Yes it is in slow mo

>>1585510
Damn. What a great Promo.

>>1585405
I honestly can't even tell if you people think WWE is real or not.
They aren't in competition with each other, this isn't a coke and pepsi situation
It's a sports league and a fictional television show situation

>>1585491
That's not the problem here.

>>1585593
I know those punches are bad but that uppercut is just so damn slow

>>1585601
Yeah, and yet, that manages to be the least of the problem here.

I can't believe this guy has been training for a a year.

>>1585588
>He thinks UFC is real

Who let the Pajeets on this board?

>>1585384
He's fighting someone that is at such a low level that the UFC had to recruit him specifically to fight Punk. Gall is literally the lowest guy on the roster, he would be a decent pro on the regional circuit but is nowhere near UFC level. That guy still beats nearly every amateur, and Punk is 0/0 and would get his ass kicked by nearly everyone on the amateur circuit.

UFC>National pros>Gall>Amateurs>Punk.

So not only will Phil get his ass beat, he's fighting someone who doesn't even deserve to be in the UFC

>>1585588
You must be naive if you don't think UFC or other sports dont have rigged fake matches as well bud.

>>1585643
a sporting event being rigged by criminals to make money is entirely different from fake wrestling. It's an acrobat show, that's it.
you do realize stage actors don't actually have real sword fights during the play, right?

>>1585623

Who let the mandrama children on here?

>>1585463
Big fan, enjoy your work

Why does anyone care about this quitter

>>1585689
It's funny to watch him fail

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>>1585689
*quieter

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>>1585700
You hate yourself, not Punk
seek therapy

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Could be worse.

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Better than your chances of not being a fat NEET

>>1585771
damn that's fucking autistic

>I have now become, The Evoultion Of Punk.

Jesus Christ really? Who's writing this shit??

Looks like a quality documentary.
Win or lose, Punk's first fight is going to be UFC's biggest draw in history.

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>>1585771
Carter got fucking owned

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>>1585774
It's so pathetic. I almost feel sorry for deancuck. Almost

>>1585653
the gook that owns this site

So, it is clear that if they fight clean, cuck midget punk will be destroyed and will never return to any ring of any sorts, but what if Gill takes a dive? How will they work the match? Their difference in skill is too big for them to act for long, so Gill rushes punk,supposedly gets countered and goes down in ten seconds?

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>>1585753
HA FUCK

>>1585800
Hi bretcum

>>1585835
>everyone that hates beancuck is bretchad
Please.You are the most unfunny, pathetic and cancerous tripfag i've ever seen in my life.Literally everyone hates you and wishes that you die.
>inb4 one of your shitty and unoriginal le epic manlet inspired meme replies
Just kill yourself.

>>1585845
KEK sashabankswaifuguy literally seethinggg

>>1585852
Literally who?
There goes one of your shitty unoriginal meme replies, like clockwork.

>>1585854
he's losing it bros

>>1585868
based carter

alpha as fuck

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>>1585384
2 1/3%

>>1585868
>>1585870
Hi carter and carter's cellphone!
You arent fooling anyone.

>>1585879
Meant for >>1585861
>>1585870

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>>1585879
I actually posted the first one. I hate that faggot

>>1585885
Yeah i realised. Everyone hates that faggot.

>>1585588
So you think Sunday Night Football and Walking Dead aren't in competition? You really don't know anything about TV.

>>1585845
>SEETHING

>>1585763
>0 inch reach
intredasting

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>literally running in the hipster side of Chicago
No doubt he's a cuck

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Who's gna win you ask??

Well look here you dumb fucks

We have

CM Punk :

> Longest reigning wwe champion of the modern era
> 2 time back to back money in the bank winner
> multiple time world champion
> straight edge
> leader of nexus and SES
> Ended Jeff Hardy's wwe career
> literally changed the face of the wwe with his revolutionary mic skills
> a fucking chick magnet

Then there's

Mickey Gall
> literal who
> jobber as fuck look
> zero charisma

Who the fuck do you thinks gna win you morons