Apologize.

wtf I love Cuck Man Phil now

He LITERALLY punches like a girl. Not even like a woman, like a female child.

>ufc in charge of better video packages than wwe

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/asp/, where's my apologies?
I want it now.

>This is his journey, not theirs


Smarks btfo!!!!!!!

How will they ever recover?

>>1584133
>That QT AJ.

>>1584133
What a fucking homo. Based Bork already represented the biz in the ufc, not this geek.

>underdog
>outcast
>icon
>rebel
>punk

Within us all there is a fighter.

So I guess we'll be flooding here with JUST threads then.
No chance Punk will win looking at the way he's throwing punch.

>>1584133
This is the fight that will push /wwe/ off the cliff.

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

I really want him to win desu

>>1584133
>Carter on suicide watch

B T F O
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>>1584133
Kek. You can literally see his belly flapping while he was throwing "punches".
This guy is really such a joke that will get killed in round one.

>>1584197
Judging by his hair and beard that's old footage, at least 7+ months ago. He *might* be better now

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>>1584133
>better make a documentary about Phil's struggle so even when he loses he looks like the winner

You can't make this shit up.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>1584262
>punk is heavily protected by ufc

Punk haters btfo!!!

Poor smarks will never win against their ex punk

>>1584269
>the state of Phil
Bahahaha

>>1584270
Hi Phil! How are those indie bones feeling tonight?

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Why is he tryna finna rape AJ

>>1584291
She got too close to BBC

>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>1584297


>>1584269
>>1584269
>>1584269

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Reminder when JeriGOAT BTFO CuckMan Phil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOqELhAkFaU

>>1584286
get worked faggot

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someone make a gif of him kissing the dog

also

mfw ultra dramatic video and he gets his shit wrecked in 2 seconds

>>1584228
He's also always been so skinny...how hard is it to just get down and do a few sit ups for that ab armor?

>>1584228
bitch you have more fat on your fingers then he does on his body BTFO, have sex please

Can't wait for CM Punk's Road to Recovery on WWE network.

>>1584306
BASED IS JERICHO
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>>1584326
Hi Phil! I call dibs on AJ in case you get killed/paralyzed by Gall.

>>1584334
you would have to leave your parents basement so please go have sex and make something with your life

>>1584339
https://youtu.be/Gf81QjQHUtw

Are you finished?

This punch was definitely when he first started, you can tell from the hair and the shape he's in.

>>1584348
bye, bye

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>10 years from now after losing his one ufc fight, phil brooks is looking for redemption, this isn ESPN 30 for 30: Punks not dead

Phil:" and then i really started getting into meth after april left"

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>>1584348
What a scared little cuck!

>I-I'm on stage pls go

>>1584355
KEK

But seriously, if he loses this fight in pathetic fashion how will he go back to the WWE? He will never be booked strong.

>>1584360
he's not going back ever regardless

I feel like if he wins he will try to get into movies or tv.
Also if i were him i would make appearances at ROH just to fuck with vince

>>1584291
is that a fucking katana

>>1584202
>Reads comic books
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Potty mouth
Nothing wrong with these desu. In fact, A+ taste.

>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
I prefer sewer water to watery shit-flavored domestic beer.

>Cried about the doctors
I would've killed that incompetent piece of shit. Have fun dying from your staph infection.

The rest are pretty true.

>>1584360
Get over it!!!

Ryback chimes in
https://twitter.com/TheMVPlaya/status/763216244572954626
1:56 in vid

>Saw an advance copy of E1.

>SPOILERS
>Starts with footage from January 2015.

>Punk appears to have never thrown a punch in >his life. Think of what you would consider >bad... and then multiply it by 100.

>His wife is in the show. She doesn't know >much about MMA. Says she doesn't enjoy >watching MMA but is supportive.

>Episode ends with Punk's first in gym >exhibition against a guy who is 6-2. Punk >predictably gets dominated. This is February >2015. Duke says he did pretty well. Punk says >he's happy he's established a "baseline" and >his goal isn't to simply "survive".

>Show's slant is to put Punk over as a good >guy. A guy that came from a bad home. Punk >says he never got Christmas presents but his >mom always had cigs and his dad always had >his booze.

>Punk hopes he can provide inspiration to kids >who are like what he was growing up. An >outcast.


>I had pretty low expectations but Punk's skills >were even worse than I expected. For his >sake, hopefully he's improved his the first >episode (filming for E1 ends with February >2015).
LOL, this geek really is trying to live up to the cult of personality gimmick. Already doing spin doctor PR damage control to say he's doing it for the Little Tommy and Little Katie, when he hates kids.

>>1584411
>him responding to the dumb as fuck comment and not getting it.

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>>1584411
based

>>1584423
how many years off phils life was that

>>1584397
Phil lied about the staph infection

>>1584427
Twenty (20)

>>1584427
Look at his neck when he lands. Ouch.

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>>1584414
>Show's slant is to put Punk over as a good guy

>>1584423
>waah wrestling hurts :'(
>I'll go fight for real in UFC
Idiot

>>1584423
I'm not entirely sure how this is Ryback's fault, I mean, maybe he should have tossed him farther, but otherwise it just looks like the table leg came back up and prevented that piece from falling flat. Unless, of course, da big guy set up the table, but even then, that's hardly something he could have predicted or such.

>>1584269
cm "wonderboy" punk

>>1584489

Ryback fucked up the distance and positioning on that throw (Punk hits too close to the end and off centre rather than smack in the middle like he should have). Its always the risk with those kind of bumps but its largely on the thrower to plan the bump taker in the right place.

>>1584355
Baba's punches are leagues better than punk's, be very careful faggot

>>1584489
he fucking missed how are you not sure how its his fault, he under threw him and was too far to the end of the table

I love the big guy but he straight up mised

>>1584428
We won't know the truth of it until the lawsuit goes to court.

>>1584360
He's never going back

>>1584269
I was gonna make a joke about how it's only cause it's in slow motion, but I sped it up faster than real speed and it still looks like shit. Slow and no strength or precision behind it.

He might die in that fight.

>>1584148
WWE BTFO YET AGAIN

>>1584411
Ryback confirmed natty?

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>>1584411
ryback is real as fuck. fucking based

STUPID smarks BTFO

>>1584577
my boys

>>1584411
Holy fuck, all those jobbers got fired because Vince wanted to pay Ryback, but Ryback still left. The mad man. All Vince wanted was to see Ryback with only underwear on. KEK

>>1584269
Way to leave yourself open.
I hope mickey takes his time and really slowly beats the shit out of him, every round just to see if he'll quit before the third starts.

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>>1584269
Think about it. This is the most impressive footage they could find for this promo package. This.

>>1584411
Anybody have the gif of his corkscrew plancha he did against Rusev that one time?

>>1584657
DA BIG GUY LIKES TO HAVE FUN

>>1584348
rekt him based phil

>>1584348
Phil BTFO by based Dylan

>>1584411
he says he's natty while showing off his roid gut for the world to see in his trunks

>>1584348
>h-he's scared

He's fighting trained ufc fighters you fucking retard, why would he give fame to some random nobody? People like this are ring/octagon rats, only an immature idiot would late someone take advantage of their fame

>>1584348
>People will act like this was savage.
Is your dislike for Punk so strong that you'd align yourself with sperges?

His argument was literally all about muh internet argument wins and when he couldn't hang without the ability to pretend he wasn't mad and act like he won it became, well I bet u won't fight me.

This is mongoloid behavior. Is /asp/ so desperate for memery that they'd rally behind sperges like this and tumblrinas like Cryback?

>>1584389
No that's an umbrella.

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>>1584674

>>1584826
hahaha holy shit what was he thinking

>>1584832
>>1584674

>>1584832
What do you mean? He hit the plancha. Ryback can flippyshit

>>1584826
Cruiserweights literally not needed

>>1584657
Kek if you google corkscrew plancha on google, ryback is the second result. First is sin cara

>>1584846
he went over the ropes like a fat kid jumping a fence

>>1584850
>fat

Ryback is 100lbs heavier than cruiserweights

>>1584855
I didn't imply he was fat I mean he has the grace of one

>>1584866
Yeah you were implying he doesn't have the grace of a cruiserweight and I'm telling you he is 100lbs heavier than them

>>1584867
so don't do cruiserweight moves

>>1584871
Why not when he can do it? It was great

>>1584850
No he didn't. I suggest you try to jump a fence and record it to see what a fat kid jumping a fence actually looks like

>>1584875
He can't do it, it looked awful that was my entire point

>>1584882
But it didn't look awful you dumb faggot.

>>1584883
Yes it did.
A guy that size shouldn't be doing moves like that.
Only run the risk of hurting himself/others.
Too awkward big and clunky.

>>1584883
Back to Tumblr Ryan.

>>1584883
>seething

>>1584883
holy shit kill yourself you embarrassing cunt

>>1584133
I just want more AJ Lee, i dont give a fuck about CM Punk.

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>>1584269
I've seen fucking 17 year old girls in my boxing class throw better punches on their first day

>>1584517
Ryback did a shoot on Punk at Periscope about the situation lol

>>1584202
Hi Ryan, got a job already?

>>1584517
lawsuit was already dropped, since Punk never mentioned Dr Amann by name he got no case.

>>1584397
Comic books are shit.