Holy fuck Enzo is so fucking slow
Shittiest hurricanrana I have ever seen
first for no chin
Who /miz/ here?
JEJ
Is he a draw?
WAYNE BRADY SHOUT OUT
What was up with all of the cheap pops by EnC that didn't even get pops because the crowd has a bunch of Dodgers fans
Who /WWEaboo/ here?
>>1576878
Here lad
>Mfw a Kevin Owens vs Chris Jericho feud will inevitably happen, with absolute God tier trash talking.
Enzo can't wrestle worth crap
>>1576878
Right here baby
>>1576865
>>1576865
is the camera work a little different this week?
fuck these smackdown camera angles and cuts. fuck off
why the fuck isn't this a tag match
>>1576889
>That Titus
Jesus kek
This is terrible.
Someone save RAW
>>1576889
Why is there a watermelon in the pool
>>1576895
Who the fuck is this indie manlet or he some lucha shitter?
>>1576878
right here
>>1576899
probably supposed to be a Summerslam match
>>1576899
The point is Enzo trying to prove he isn't dead weight and failing miserably at it
Why is /wwe/ dead tonight?
>>1576901
>Puff Daddy
There's no saving it
someone spam the fucking chat when Roman comes on screen. I'm done with this shit show for now
>>1576901
Don't worry, we get Puff Daddy later tonight!!!
>>1576889
>>1576889
Why are Asuka and Becketty eating easter eggs?
>>1576908
Olympics and no one watches Raw
>>1576878
He should be on Raw, with Rusev on Smackdown
>>1576889
>thanks to this shit roster, WWE will be dead soon
Feels good, man.
>>1576913
snowcones
enzo needs to remain a damage sponge for cass hot tag. anything longer than a few comeback moves are too much for his skill level
>>1576889
I have a question for the WWEaboos
https://youtu.be/2oyQnS74674
Or https://youtu.be/6L7vIYUgFxY
>>1576913
shaved ice
>>1576908
Because its a a raw with fucking puff diddy on it for fucks sake.
>>1576913
those are clearly jelly donuts you weeb
>>1576889
So kawaii and randum xD
Monitoring the thread but not watching this shit til the Based Dog appears.
>there are people right now in this thread that has not watched Jerigod interview Big Money Matt
>>1576893
He'll be released in a year.
Once their gimmick gets old and the marks abandon them, Vince will push Cass as a singles wrestler just cause of his size and Enzo with become G-Netty.
HE'S A 7 FOOT MAID AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
>>1576878
Me
Friends got mad when I said Morrison was the Jannetty
They future endeavored him....... Again
Anybody else watching the olympics instead and just recording RAW and checking on here for updates?
>>1576932
laughed out loud a couple times
the accent is so amazingly dumb
>>1576889
Kawaii desu~
>>1576935
toppest of kek
>>1576909
>>1576911
HELP
>>1576926
Raw one was more hype
>>1576939
Yes.
Why doesn't Jericho powerbomb manlets anymore?
>>1576926
nicely done
wow enzo is uh.. really really bad
>>1576935
th..this is my fetish desu
Have you guys noticed superstars are wrestling in sneakers more often now?
>>1576938
lol
>>1576938
It's his own fault.
>Walls of Jericho buried
>>1576913
かき氷 desu
Why is the Walls of Jericho so burried now?
I can't remember the last time he won by it.
>>1576952
Well, he is from MemeXT
This is a fucking long time to give such an average match.
>>1576889
>>1576878
We all /miz/ here.
>>1576889
where is sami?
I drink 12-18 beers a night and have less of a gut than Kevin Owens
How is that possible?
>by submission
Dammit Jojo
lmfao this match got zero reactions
fucking fire enzo and cass immediately
>>1576963
Dont worry they will make up for it with some monster heel squash matches.
They seem hellbent on breaking up Enzo & Cass already.
>DQ
what the fuck, Cass
>Big Cass jumps in the ring and kills Jeridad, conclusively costing Enzo the match.
>Cole and Byron: "Well, Cass is a babyface, so he had no other choice there."
Is JericOwens a new tag team?
>"Big Cass had no choice"
lol
>JeriKO vs E&C at SS
why
>>1576974
They need to give Cass that big Test push
canadians ruin everything
>>1576889
>in our backyard summerslam
>this is gonna be their 1st summerslam
LEL
hahahahahahahahahahahhaah
KO covering Jerichos ears
>>1576967
Miz 4 life baby. He's the only one who gets the intended reaction he's supposed to get. Face Miz sucks shit though...
>>1576980
>Memedertaker
>Good
>>1576971
It was pretty terrible
What kind of match is KO/Jericho vs Enzo/Cass for Summerslam
What a shitshow
>2 singles competitors vs a tag team
State of this draft
>>1576981
Why not?
>>1576988
He gets it
>>1576987
>mfw this is the type of idiot I share a board with
>>1576969
Probably a good metabolism. Im sort of the same, I eat whatever I want and drink 6 to 12 beers most days. I've never been able to get above 175lbs.
>married Lana
Hopefully Rusev will let me be her bull at least
>>1576987
It's in Brooklyn you stupid idiot
>>1576985
>Canadians ruin everything on /pol/
Fixd
>Owens covering Jericho's ears like a small child
Fucking kek
This raw is already trash and the first hour isn't even over yet.
oh jesus
>Sasha and Mick in a segment
Smackdown wins this week lads...
Based RuRu
Sasha actually looking real cute
Sasha TOWERING over Mick, manlet fucking confirmed
Is Reigns going to interrupt the based Marriage celebration? Surely he's not that much of a cunt
If I wanted to watch the Equestrian I would be watching the Olympics, not WWE.
>>1577000
It's true on /sp/ too
>Sasha is married
Mick is fucking creaming his pants having a segment with Sasha.
>>1577009
begging you to have sex you fucking nerd.
>>1577013
no that's Australians
Why are you all so overly critical over everything? Just watch the damn show.
ugh, I bet sasha smells of shit
>mfw a yuropoop was staying up all night to watch a show intended for american children
>>1576926
smackdown
>>1577004
/smack/
>>1577009
Aight bet
ahahahahaha Botcha Banks vs green ass Dana Brooks oh god the fucking botches could shatter the universe
>Sasha vs Dana
>P DIDDY
>Shit show matches
>Shit show segments
SAVE ME
>>1577015
>Lana is married
>>1577018
Fuck off we do, we like to sit pretty in our own rugby and afl threads.
GET IT ON, BANG A GONG
>>1577010
Please have sex
>>1577006
>>1576938
>getting fired
>not having the balls to walk out
Problem Big Guy?
>>1577021
JEJ
>Popeyes commercial after a Sasha segment
>if you lose this match you get the stipulation you just asked for
FUCKING ENZO AND CASS
FUCKING SASHA BANKS
GO THE FUCK AWAY
FUCK OFF
>>1577018
Australians aren't in my threads that often, Canadians are definitely the worst baseball fans though
>>1577011
i laffed
Why is Cena always sucking Rollins dick on Twitter these days? Are they buddies now?
WE'VE WON YET AGAIN /SMACKLADS/
Oh my gawd, how can Sasha possibly overcome such odds... I mean, such a stacked deck.
ummm
Sasha wanted a handicap match?
>>1577040
You mad bro
>Sasha vs Dana
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE A SHOW RAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
>>1577035
Stop or I will have to fight you.
>>1577035
>asp
my fucking sides
>>1577021
>>1577039
>Someone unironically wrote that without realising
>>1577036
he walked out months ago, phil
>>1576992
>single competitors can never have a brilliant run as part of a tag team
RVD and Kane would like to have a word with you
Booker T and Goldust would like to have a word with you
Jericho and Big Show would like to have a word with you
>>1577036
Ryback is a Tumblrina, of course he lacks GOAT Punk balls.
>>1577041
dat ass
>>1577035
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1577030
someone add a raw logo to this pic
Crisley title shot when?
>>1577054
Well... It is the "New Era"
>>1577059
not really, he actually thought they'd put him in the main event and pay him like Cena
>>1577050
So if she loses she can keep the title?
>>1577055
Based Morgan Freeman
I can never look at Mick the same, he's suck a cuck. Everytime I watch IYH buried alive or KOTR 98 I can't help but think that he became such a pushover cuckold sjw 20 years later.
BRRAAAUUUNNN!!
Is Raw even trying?
Squash time.
Based Jobbers time
I like this segment
>>1577073
LMAO
>>1577070
this is true but he still walked out
time for based jobbers
>>1577073
That's it motherfucker, meet me outside.
YO, BRAUN VS DRAKE!
>>1577076
Yeah, it bugs me too.
BASED BRAUN SEGMENT!
RAW SAVED!
Oh look, another jobber about to get wrecked by Braun.
WE GET IT, HE'S FUCKING STRONG
Jorel looks like he can do it..
AR Fox making his RAW debut
Ah yes time for Strowman to crush another local indie manlet
When are they going to give him an actual opponent? We get that he is stronk
let braun fight an actual guy from the roster holy shit
another local indie squash match...
>strowman eatng another local jobber
how exciting..
>mfw it's a squash match
HE'S A BIG GUY
This nigga looks like a create a wrestler.
Can they stop feeding Braun Indy wrestlers?
>>1577087
FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jorel's music is pretty based
>this gimmick where they interview these jobbers
>>1577076
He's always been a dumb faggot. I always hated him. He fucking infuriates me, and always has.
Yawn..
Dude looks like Obama kek
The backwards chokeslam is pretty shit.
>Jobber gets music
WE WON LADS
Why is whitebread face Byron the one to tell the jobbers how fucking stupid they are for taking a match against Brawny Strongman? Graves should be the one for that, if they insist on doing it.
>>1577073
I lol'd hard
>This young up and comer Jorel Nelson
What's his story?
>>1576938
Smarkbusters eternally BTFO
F for drake jr
JOBBER HAS ENTRANCE HAHAHA
Who will be the manlet to finally take down Braun?
Jorel's going over
Kek squash wrestler actually gets a theme song?
Based Braun showcasing white power.
>>1577096
what a terrible tattoo
If it wasn't for that dumb double stomp ADR does, Braun would have the dumbest finisher in the company
Please save us Big Guy
OH SHIT JOBBER ENTRANCE
drake lookin ass nigga smdh senpai
>>1577041
This still makes Leafs salty
>>1577102
i love it. this guys was weak tho. past two were lol worthy
Oh shit, is Braun Strowman getting over?
When is Cheeseburger going to show up as Strowman's opponent?
Is P Diddy a draw?
>>1577117
>>1577114
it's Tye Dillinger's theme song from when he was "Gavin Spears" in ECW
this is fucking ridiculously bad
im embarassed for anyone watching
>enzo and cass
>sasha banks
>braun strowman
this is the closest i've come to suicide
Jorel looks like a down syndrome David Otunga
I can't believe they buried Jason Jordan like that
>Even Michael Cole can't feign enthusiasm for this
Oh it's bad.
>>1577115
Hideo Itami. Screencap this.
That handicap match is happening.
>Braun fucking Strowman is carrying raw
Bork vs Braun at Mania lads?
What's Mick's kayfabe reason for continuously booking Strowman against jobbers? Wouldn't a face GM want to see him test himself against some of the best?
>RAW is slam packed with great Midcard talent
>all are being wasted only 3 episodes in
>Puff Daddy
Jesus Christ
Based Braun continuing the legacy of that Rycuck of squashing jobbers.
>>1577115
Finn balor
Foley looking up condom sizes. Combs riding foleys dick.
>diddy
WILL rawtists EVER RECOVER?!?!
Mick Foley should kill himself. Never seen a bigger cuck in my life.
>He wants to give Noelle that BBC
>>1577127
Pee DeeDee is a has been.
BOOOOOOOOO
Can KO Powerbomb this guy?
>Celeb guest star
those boo's lolll
i'll be surprised if they have him come out.
They made the mistake of having Al Sharpon come out on a Raw i was at. he got destroyed
So how long is Big E going to be out?
no craig mack?
>"Try one of these next time, oose"
kek little racist spic burrito fags booing puff daddy
fuck off spics
>>1577139
>Expecting RAW booking to make sense.
How's everybody enjoying this episode of WWF Heat?
>P Diddy
>GM Foley's office is not in a bathroom or a storage room with pissed off heels searching for him all night
Raw is kinda shit, lads.
nigga outta nowhere
>>1577139
Or he wants young talent to debut big by beating Strowman on their first match.
Has the jobber underdog ever turned things around against the big man on a winning streak? In the entire history of wrestling even
>>1577145
That horse has balls.
Sasha is a trap?
When was the last time WWE had a good guest star?
>>1577156
his generous testicles require top medical care and RR
1 month at the least
>>1577155
Kek, i fucking remember that.
>guest host
DROPPED
fucking niggers
Guys, have you gotten your Booty-O's yet?
>>1577156
WHAT HAPPENED TO E??
>>1577148
W..we're just pretending to be shit
When were P Diddy and Foley so tight?
P Diddy eating Booty O's. I dig it.
How can you explain this Rawtists?
>>1577158
Oogabooga
Why couldn't they get a good rapper like Asap
HOW'S BIG E'S NUTS
The way Kofi does his hair pisses me off.
>>1577165
Wasn't that the 1-2-3 Kid's thing?
who are these african americans, or is saying black guys more proper
>>1577155
That's exactly what Vince wanted to happen.
Shut the fuck up about your shitty youtube channel
>>1577035
I hate you...but I couldn't help laughing.
>New Day
>>1577123
>ONE PUUUUNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>puff daddy better than promos than 90% of the roster
is French Montana even relevant anymore?
and
>BMTH
Reminder Puff Daddy killed Tupac, Suge Knight killed Biggie.
East/West Coast rivalry never dies
I think this RAW is actually worse than last weeks
>>1577185
>african american
This triggers me so much
>>1577120
Wut? Picking someone up by their head and slamming them face-first into the canvas from 7 feet in the air seems like a pretty effective fight-finisher to me.
RIP BIG E'S NUTS
F
>>1577167
Snoop Dogg had a pretty good appearance a couple months back and was pretty great at the Hall of Fame too.
Jesus fucking christ this RAW is making lolTNA look really amazing.
>>1577186
vince redpilled af
>>1577167
Machine Gun kelly.
Mainly because he wents to the lenghts of taking a bump and build based Owens.
how long before Battle Cow shows up?
>raw having to resort to washed up celebrities to get ratings.
Slater loses to Ryhno, then fights Braun and loses to him too right?
>The Lox
>112
Nigga please
>Mase
>Lil Kim
That's alright I guess
>French Montana
Literally who
>>1577202
THICC
>>1577178
What exactly is Trump 2016 going to kill
Who here jumping ship to smackdown
SMACKDOWN BTFO BASED RAW WORKING THE SMARKS
>>1577202
Cow vs Horse when?
What if WWE had signed a complete unknown that they wanted to give a rocket push, and kept him under wraps until he appeared as a local jobber against Braun, and actually beat him on Raw?
>>1577184
I guess, yeah. I more meant "the random jobber who appeared this week" against the guy who has been squashing said randoms for weeks/months.
>>1577096
He kinda looks friendly there.
Why are y'all crying and complaining about everything?
When is the Nia Jax squash match?
>rawtists will defend this shit
>>1576938
F(FUCK) the tumblerian
When is Roman going to Rekt Seth for all the shit talking he did during the suspension
>>1577209
Degeneracy X
>>1577193
>makes tons of money with friends making music
>kill each other to get more of it
Classic niggertry
I haven't showered since thursday and this raw is making me want to stop watching and go get in the shower
>>1577218
what else are we supposed to do
>>1577205
Slater's a golden gloves boxing champion, where's his Baron Corbin push?
>>1577203
>p diddy
>washed up
Are you retarded?
Titus with a jobber entrance
>>1577202
>Miltank used rollout!
>>1577218
It's not like you could actually have enjoyed anything so far bruh.
>>1577214
>>1577227
Watch the show and buy Booty O's.
>Darren Young
Okay, I'm done.
>>1577218
If I liked the show, I wouldn't be complaining
>>1577225
>not showering daily
what is wrong with you
literally just end this.
>>1577225
Jesus Christ. Well I guess it's not uncommon on 4chin.
Darren's troll alfalfa afro was silly af
Why is WWE hiring all this nigger "Musicians" to do their theme for PPVs
>titus vs darren
im gonna go get food
>>1577225
>I haven't showered since thursday
Reminder that Bob Backlund could shoot beat up most of the roster
I have a serious question, please give me some serious (You)'s. I'm 6'1 140 lbs, I'm an awkward lanklet with a goofy face, I have the perfect look for a one-off jobber. How would I go about dead seriously jobbing to Braun Strowman on RAW? I would do it for absolutely free, I wouldn't even want catering. There has to be a chance there for me, right? Who do I even contact to try and make this happen?
>Young vs Titus
the state of this raw
>>1577234
based cheeseburger yes
it a Titus O'Heel match
>run a multi-month program with Darren Young to build him up
>two or three months of shitty pre-taped vignettes
>have him lose to Miz like a chump
>have him go into a program with fucking Titus Young
why even bother?
>Raw literally FILLED with niggas
cucks lmao
>two consecutive segments with black jobbers
top fucking kek when did this feud start
>>1576872
Other than his mic skills, he is total shit
>>1577225
Do it
then you can say Raw made you feel so filthy after watching it that you had to take a shower
We haven't got to the """"""""""Womens Wrestling """""""""" part yet and I already want to die.
>>1577224
>2016
>being racist
Kys
>>1577246
They use local talent so you have to have some type of training and involvement with some tiny promotion.
>>1577238
>destroying your body's natural processes and possibly scalp every day of your life
>2016
It's shower every other day and 1-3 times a week for hair depending on type.
Darren went to my wrestling school. Gotta' root for him.
I fucking swear sometimes I think they just book things on RAW by randomly pulling shit out of a hat.
Titus "stiff it until he bleeds" O'Neil
>RAW
Why's is so boring?
Black on Black violence
>>1577261
>the year mattering
kys
>>1577255
Last week.
Who else /abouttoswitchbacktoolympics/
Here?
that was it?
>>1577246
Uh...those "jobbers" are all experienced wrasslers, I"m sure. Some IWC faggot will chime in with all their accomplishments and how cool they are when they jump off their parents' roof through a piece of plywood balanced on some plastic chairs.
>>1577225
>I haven't showered since thursday
So are you European or Canadian?
Why have the crowds been so fucking dead lately? They should show at least some emotion during the match.
RAW sucks now because everyone gets equal screen time. Would enjoy 2-3 Jericho/Owens or Enzo/Cass segments except now they are done completely for the night.
stream fucking died
convince me to stay awake to watch this shit lads
>>1577238
>wasting water
>>1577276
Me.
>>1577276
swimming starts at 8 so def switching
Raw is back to shit status
Wake me up for SummerSlam
>>1577281
>showing emotion for this shitty show
new thread soon?
FLICK ME JACKET LADDIE
>>1577283
just go to bed anon
>>1577284
>living in commiefornia
>>1577283
I got nothing, sleep tight anon
>>1577283
Fuck off you whining faggot
>>1577189
my gf tolerates wrestling but hates the new day.
I'm fine with this.
>>1577283
cmon man...seth and rusev will be out...sometime tonight
>>1577205
Rhyno is going to get a huge push while becoming Senator
>>1577307
So?
>>1577283
go to sleep
>tfw gf had tickets to RAW but I had to work today so she took her ex which his also a WWE fan
Glad I didn't go, the whole card looks terrible
>>1577302
i watched the 62 kg mens weightlifting earlier. a 33 year old colombian manlet won gold, cried, then took off his shoes, retiring. i almost cried but then realized i would be sharing an emotional moment with a manlet.
cruiserweight will save us
>>1577246
Go to wrestling school and then join up with whatever shitty little tour that particular school associates with, if any. A lot of the real ones have circuits that you can get on if you do well. When the WWE moves through, if they want a jobber, get in your promoter's ear and try your damndest. That's about all you can do.
If nothing else, you'll become stronger, fitter, and have more stamina than you've ever had if you go through school. And you can always say you were a "pro wrestler", and just omit the fact that it was in 2 matches in south Texas jobbing to Bobby "The Hooch" Shamburger in front of 22 people.
>2016
>Dolph Ziggler vs Dean Ambrose is a more interesting ME feud than Rollins vs Balor.
Holy shit, i knew SD was gonna do things for the better but i never knew Dolph Ziggler would be part of it.
>>1577321
Nice shitpost/bait you cunt