Get in here faggots!!
meme
>>1575604
Nigga its 2pm calm down
>>1575604
> Tonight's WWE RAW will take place from the Honda Center in Anaheim, California with more hype for the SummerSlam pay-per-view. Rapper and producer Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs will be tonight's guest star. Combs was just announced as the WWE 2K17 soundtrack curator today.
> No matches have been announced for tonight but we know that RAW General Manager Mick Foley has invited SmackDown GM Daniel Bryan to the show.
> WWE is focusing on the following points for tonight:
* What does Mick Foley have in store for Daniel Bryan?
* What does Sean 'Puff Daddy' Combs have in store for Raw?
* Is Sasha Banks' dream coming to an end?
* Will Seth Rollins need to rethink his strategy against Finn Balor?
* Is Big E out of action?
* Does Kevin Owens truly have Chris Jericho's back?
>>1575606
Have sex
>>1575611
Sounds pretty shit
>>1575604
MODS
TOO EARLY
Is Lesnar even scheduled to appear?
>>1575606
What did he actually mean by this? I rewinded this a bunch of times when I saw it. Is he just spazzing out like a retard?
>>1575611
>* What does Sean 'Puff Daddy' Combs have in store for Raw?
BIG
L
A
C
K
COCK
>* Will Seth Rollins need to rethink his strategy against Finn Balor?
What is his strategy?
Talk shit and let Finn embarrass himself when he tries to speak?
Went pretty well last week.
Ready and waiting to see the Based Geordie in action again tonight.
Will Based Jimin Marvinludder make an appearance?
>>1575668
Why is puff daddy a meme here? Did he do something in WWE?
>>1575710
He's a meme because the last time he was relevant was around the same time WWE was relevant
>Thread for RAW
>Hype up a Smackdown wrestler
The state of rawtists
Can't make this shit up
Where my /smackbros/ready to laugh at Raw?
>Women's wrestling tonight
>Diddy
>Mick pandering to SJW and Numales
>Irish potato
>Sienna's no draw brother Seth
>Stephanie
>A
>FUCKING
>UNIVERSAL
>Title
>>1575611
sounds lame
I'll come back after based Big Dog buries Rusev
>>1575604
>Fucking puff daddy
people will defend this
THE DWAYNE WILL BE ON TONIGHT
>>1575753
Nah man, Roman is clearly jobbing to Rusev at Summerslam as punishment for getting suspended
>>1575691
god damn I think the reverse frankensteiner might be my favourite move of all time
>>1575691
How the fuck does fatass keep surviving all these botchy maneuvers
The ladder spinebusters he keeps taking would've benched anyone else on the roster for months but he suffers them monthly
>>1575745
>RAW starts
>it's another divas promo
>>1575764
He's already jobbed a few times already. It might be they are trying to get Roman over by putting against someone people actually want to see lose. He actually got cheered when he came out.
>>1575862
his lard cushions the blow
>>1575667
He's being le crazy snake
>>1575764
He's going over so Rusev can go on honeymoon
>Rawtists will defend this.
Sit back and enjoy the Rawtists meltdown tonight /smacklads/
>>1575862
>botchy
There was nothing botchy about that move.
And what about a ladder spinebuster?
>tfw raw is the b show now
>still 3 hours
>>1575611
>Mick Foley has invited SmackDown GM Daniel Bryan to the show
>mingling the 2 brands already
What is this shit? Orton/Lesnar was already fucking retarded because the shows only had their own identity for a week. You can't set them as 2 separate brands if superstars are constantly on each show.
Wait at least a year so it's actually surprising.
BREAKING: #RAW GM @RealMickFoley orders rematch TONIGHT between @WWECesaro and @WWESheamus.
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/762753681947099136
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMATCH ON RAW. THEY HAD A WEEK TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW AND THEY GAVE RAW SOMETHING OLD.
>>1575954
JUST
>>1575954
it wasn't even a good match
>Mick Foley and Steph worshiping BBC
>A rematch between Pitbull and Sheamus when the match last week wasn't even good to begin with
>>1575937
They are building up to a join ppv, with a mixed main event. Of course there is going to be a bit of mingling.
If they don't send Bo Dallas out to destroy Puff Daddy in a rap battle I will be seriously disappointed.
>>1576042
>Of course
Why of course? mingling at this early stage just enforces the fact that it's all one company and no illusion of the brands being COMPLETELY separate.
Bustin your load so early just kills the buzz and serves little purpose, we'll have to wait even longer before being shocked by invasions now because it's been recently done.
I still laugh at Cole last week going crazy over Orton because he's on Smackdown, and he's only been there a week kek
>>1575954
>more 50/50 booking
This raw isn't shaping up good
>>1575954
jesus fuck, it's like they don't want people to watch/care anymore
>>1575937
>Orton/Lesnar was already fucking retarded because the shows only had their own identity for a week.
They portrayed that properly. As it being a big, punishable deal that Orton went over to Raw to take action about Lesnar.
So it wasn't problematic whatsoever.
Plus, SS is a joint-PPV, and the first after the brand-split. It's only natural that, if ANY place is going to have cross-brand shenanigans, it'd be here. In a PPV with feuds that have been set up before the draft even occurred.
>>1576146
>cross-brand shenanigans
it worked before because there was actual hype for cross brand attacks, simply because the brands had been separate for a long period and their superstars had been established as Smackdown/RAW exlusive.
Invasions have been done to death aswell and there was absolutely no shock when Randy/Lesnar showed up because the brands have barely been established as separate entities.
it was basically Randy showing up after only being on Smackdown for a week, shocker.
>>1575954
who is booking this crap? Steph or Mick?
>>1576172
>it worked before because there was actual hype for cross brand attacks, simply because the brands had been separate for a long period
And, to reiterate, this is a feud set up pre-brand split.
>feud set up pre-brand split
>joint-brand PPV
It's unavoidable. Randy/Brock serves as the template for how they'll handle these things in the future. Yes, the jumping back-and-forth stuff isn't that meaningful now, because we're used to it, but again, it's something they had to tackle.
After SS, they'll settle into their own rosters and feud amongst themselves.
>>1576195
They had the feud set up with the brand split in mind, even if the feud was announced before the split, so that could've easily been avoided.
Actually I think the brand split announcement was before the Orton/Lesnar reveal.
> it's something they had to tackle.
Which would've been better to start a few months down the line and not a week after Orton just started on the roster, like a RR match. The shock value of having someone invade would've been so much better months down the line than straight off the bat with the superstars barely being established to their brand.
They were definitely trying to cause shock because Cole was going nuts "OH MY GOD HE'S ON SMACKDOWN"
Didn't work
>>1576224
>Which would've been better to start a few months down the line and not a week after Orton just started on the roster,
Summerslam isn't happening a few months down the line. Brock doesn't have his UFC fight lingering in the minds of marks a few months down the line. Orton isn't recently returned a few months down the line.
>>1576233
Damn shame all the shit happened at once because the first invasion is always the most surprising one. Not this time.
>>1575667
They talk about the ''voices in his head'' on his theme song, and he is just listening to them
Do (You) guys expect anyone name-dropping Conor tonight? If so, who?
https://discord.gg/DvxcH
>>1575710
Because the people here are underage retards
1 HOUR TIL THE B SHOW LADS!
>smackdownies shitposting to distract everyone from the fact that Shelton isn't coming
>>1575954
>>1576407
>rawtist thinks having one less nig is a bad thing
contain your love of BBC rawtists
Anyone else hate smarks and marks like me? Only casuals matter.
>>1576407
>Rawtist still can't stop thinking about BBC
>>1576407
Pretty happy he's not coming back.
Complete waste of space. Air-time is more valuable when there's an hour less of it, and it shouldn't be wasted on older, slower clones of superior talent.
>Y'know what? I am seething. Seething at the fact that every time I come here and post, I have to deal with you, a damned parasite of a man who has nothing better to do with his miserable existence of a life than replying to everything I say just to get a rise out of me. Well, congratulations, you fucking faggot! Ya got me again! You and all your sockpuppet identities have won the day again! I would have pity for you, but your tenacity at provoking me leaves me with nothing but burning hatred towards you, a person I don't know, don't care to know, and would love nothing more than to brutally murder again and again and again until history itself forgot you were even a waste of skin to the human race. You are one of the most pure definitions of an asshole my mind can comprehend, and I hope when your end comes, it is by my hand, so I can be the one to cleanse the Earth of the taint that you are. This will be the last time we ever converse, you pathetic troll. I've wasted far too much of my time on you as it is. Grow the fuck up and leave me the fuck alone. I know I sure as hell will do the same to you, so give me the common fucking courtesy of doing the same. Asshole.
GET IN HERE, /ASP/!!
https://discord.gg/DvxcH
https://discord.gg/DvxcH
https://discord.gg/DvxcH
https://discord.gg/DvxcH
Royal Rumble final 4 predictions?
Kevin Owens
AJ Styles
Apollo Creed
Finn Balór
Finnwinslol
lita looks like fucking shit
>>1576490
Right? She just looks like your average NC trash. It's sad when Mid Cardy is better off and more relevant than her.
>>1576496
she was hot on tough enough last year, wtf happened
>>1576503
Crack. NC is full of it.
>>1575764
>implying they will bury Roman after investing all of their time and effort in him
If he's getting punished, why is he getting a US title shot after being pinned clean twice in a row? He's just being moved down the card but he's in no way or shape as "buried" especially against a guy whom he soloed multiple times last year.
Rusev could win at Summerslam but he won't pin Roman the same way Dean or even Balor did.
>>1576452
If they're smart they'll let Finn win at SS and have AJ Styles win the Rumble
Keeps Jasethy and Romanetty out of the main title picture...for a while
>>1576444
I cant join it says expired :/
Hurry the fuck up raw, I need something to complain about.
>>1576415
If nigs repulse you so much then why will you still be tuning in?
Are you a closet cuckold?
>>1576519
>Romanetty
Who is the Yamcha of wwe?
Also, how do you create a Yamcha caw?
>>1576532
>then why will you still be tuning in?
I'm not
>RuRu & Lana live wedding celebration tonight
jej
Bubba just called Nevill Mighty mouse
this new woman interviewer is so fucking bad. fuck off, stop wth the fucking talentless women
Who is getting the most BTFO tonight bros?
>>1576560
>>1576557
>Being gay
>>1576564
rofl who is this
Raw it's gonna start with a 45 minutes promo of horseface and memenzo again.
I had a wet dream that my big assed big tittied older Italian high school cooking teacher gave me a blow job in the middle of an Italian garden.
>>1576565
>thinking with your dick all the time
18+
>>1576565
>being a virgin
>watching children's mandrama when the Olympics are on
PLEADING with all of you to hit the gym
>>1576567
this guy
IT'S 2016
>>1576575
I dont know who that is either
Place your bets, how will Sasha botch tonight? Will her hairline somehow get even worse?
>>1576593
she will finally kill someone in the ring tonight
>>1576593
She'll fuck up in the first sentence she says
>>1576585
Frankly neither do I
I watched shill culture for the Damien match. Was his opponent.
>>1576593
>>1576593
Based Sasha+ working the obese anti-smarks
>>1576594
lol virgin detected
>>1576605
Sorry lad, this is a pic of myself just took 5 minutes ago. Sasha is still shit, and I'm still more aesthetic than you
>>1576599
Is cuck culture pro wrestling worth watching? I hear it's a shit show with russo tier booking.
>>1575611
>* Is Big E out of action?
did he really die last week?
>Last week on Raw
Get this drama shit outta here
I still can't stand this poorly edited intro
Is tonight the night?
Who else excited as fuck to watch Roman vs Rusev?
Just because Roman will finally tap out
who /a/ here?
who /a/ here?
>building up Rusev just to feed him to Roman
god wwe is so fucking shit
just push roman, idiots
>>1576614
>Roman
>Losing
That's a good one, anon
>RKO outta nowhere
>it's always predictable
>this video package
Bretty gud
Who /lit/ here?
>>1576615
>>1576616
fuck me why didnt i buy a fan this weekend, im melting rn
>>1576615
>>1576616
Your theme is trash, Rawtists. Sounds like a rejected Shinedown B-Side.
>Sasha still closes the intro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This shit awful theme.
>>1576608
No idea, show was 1 hour 40 minutes or so but I only really caught the Sandow match.
If you like the cucks from whatculture then it's probably worth a browse.
I would share the link but it's private now on youtube.
>15 years in the making
wot
Jesus fuck they're doing the same fucking awful segment
>PUFF DADDY BOOED
LMAO
>15 years
>>1576607
Please lift
Enzo/Cass and The New Day are the only over people on the roster:
Prove me wrong
>celebrity guest stars that do nothing
Just fuck my Raw up fampai
>>1576650
/smack/ wins this week
Daily reminder: Smack Dowm is the A show now
>>1576654
Randy Orton
KENZO
E
N
Z
O
>>1575606
Remember when he did a cheerleader split?
>cass and enzo opening raw
>Memezo and Big Ass
>>1576654
New Day.
WHERS MY BIG DOG?
>>1576654
Sami Zayn, Cesaro and Kevin Owens say hi.
>>1576668
>reading comprehension
need a free hd stream that isn't down or timing out
>>1576657
Enjoy your mojo Rawley and "lucha things"
>tfw Raw has the better theme song
>>1576663
They're over. Deal with it.
>Raw promoting bestiality for the second week in a row
>HOWYADOIN
Enzo got old fast.
>>1576670
I love Cesaro and Sami, but they are not over
>>1576673
you can get this free HD dick, faggot
>openly cucking Sasha's Husband
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Who here WHOMPING IT?
How you doin?
that long haired guy again
get these vanilla midgets out of the ring
Cass stop
>>1576672
Fuck you im actually watching the show.
Here's a fresh Raw feel for you Rawtists. I can tell you're gonna need it quite a bit.
>>1576674
Enjoy this 45 minutes promo fegget
>>1576654
they are but they're annoying memers
I hope this faggot dies soon
>This segment
Just bring Jericho out to save it, this is shite. Smackdown is killing us lads.
>its a 9 and a half hour enzo and cass promo episode
>>1576690
>Cesaro vs. Sheamus rematch
>Puff Diddy
You're probably right
>enzo BTFO of Jeriold's scarf
THIS SHIT IS BORING AS FUCK
JUST LET THE BIG DOG SPEAR THESE TWO JABRONIES
>Forgot that RAW is on
>Turn it on
>Meme midcarders
Lol, what happened to Sethetty and Rometty carrying RAW?
>Jericho having to save the opening segment again
enzo obviously hates bon jovi
>>1576694
Enzo is Punk in disguise.
>>1576691
I'm not even watching lol. Watching Olympics buddeh.
QUIET
>RAW starts with a promo about getting cockblocked
what the fuck
i dont think meltz and bryan can defend this shitty enzo promo
JeriGOAT out to save promos on a weekly basis
Just like the song. I wanna watch you sweat.
>>1576693
Every over wrestler has been nothing but memes
>316
>IF YA SMELL
>REST IN PEACE
>WHAT CHA GONNA DO
>HAVE A NICE DAY
>YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODY
>SUCK ITTTTTT
etc etc
>>1576695
We've killed you every week since the draft. You can't win. It's time to convert to the Smackalpha side
Enzo may very well be the Family Guy of promos, getting by on references and the same ol' catchphrases.
Why the fuck are they wasting based Y2J with these faggots?
>7 foot maid
based
Based Jericho and based crowd. At least they are cherring. Where is Raw tonight?
>my name is memezo a'boring
>and this right here is bland ass
>and you
>CAN'T
>WAKE
>UP
Enzo is so energetic on the mic, I love him so much
QUIET
jericho with the pedostache wtf
GOOFBALLS
BASED AS FUCK
Based JeriGOAT
>ENZO ANNOYING
>goofballs
JERIKO
JERICHOWENS
Save us based fat ass
COOL FAT DADS VS. GUIDOS
>>1576713
Smackdown was awful two weeks ago you reject
>>1576713
W...we won the first week
>>1576721
Save me?
>fatfuck and jeridad
fuck this, smackcucks win again
>tfw based fatty and based y2j will never be tag champs
JeriKO BOYS
>bodyguard is a fatter, just as tall, and more out of shape
HEY BIG CASS!
KEK
BASED JERIKO
BASED JERIGOD
The Canadian Connection
>>1576725
Worked by based Y2J
BASED CANADA
Based Jericho BTFO E&C.
Enzo is so energetic on the mic, I love him so much
BASED MARVENLUDER
CANADA SAVES THE DAY AGAIN
JeriKO
Best tag team in years. WHere are my shirts?
>Tyler "Baby Dick" Black
>Rock's cousin
>New Gay
>Fag Baylor
>Fagzo and his retarded giant
>Sami Gayn
>EAT STEEN EAT
>Charles Flair
>Big Slow
>Memesaro
>Gaymus
>The NBC/Universal Championship
RAW confirmed as the faggot's choice show
EAT OWENS EAT
>>1576735
Underrated post.
Holy fuck
GAY JOKES
>>1576752
>Forgetting your meme arrow
Lose weight
>rethorical question
>Canadians
>>1576758
You forgot
>The Rock's fat cousin
>jericho has back up to take on le 7 footer
>its kevin owens who is shorter than jericho
>RETHORICAL
>rethorical question
stupid idiots BTFO
STOOPID IDIOT
>gay jokes in 2016
more like big classless
Btw bert and ernie aren't gay
STORY PROGRESSION
Lmao Jeridad bringing in his husky 12 year old son
MANLETS
A
N
L
E
T
S
BASED OWENS
>>1576778
Lmao
>>1576713
Smackdown sucked dick two weeks ago
WHEN WILL THESE MANLETS LEARN FAMM
>>1576778
KEK
ENZO BTFO
enzo and big cass are fucking no draws
>HIP HOP HOBBIT
>I don't like you >:(
>I'm going to hurt you >:)
This is cringey as fuck
HIP HOP
O
B
B
I
T
ENZO IS GETTING IT LADS IT'S OVER PACK UP YOUR BAGS MANLET.
>>1576783
Nah we had the best ME but people just liked RAW´s because Reigns got BTFO.
IT!!
why does cass talk like this?
HIP HOP
O
B
B
I
T
Hasn't Jericho beaten plenty of 7 footers?
He's definitely beaten Kane and Big Show before
HIP HOP HOBBIT
P Diddy already?
>it
Jericho is amazing
>IT
>>1576736
>>1576738
>>1576783
Begging you to get laid. We've never lost. Even on our worst episode, two weeks ago, we STILL beat you're nigger loving show.
MANLETS BTFO
haahha holy shit this is so fucking bad
>plays the music
lol
>>1576790
At least they haven't said "loser" yet
they should ban that word from ever being on the script
Please someone explain me what is this "draw" thing?
who /uncledeano/ here
>dat pornstache on Jeriold
>>1576798
Kane
Taker
Show
Nash
>>1576796
He's a retarded guido
Is Seth on tonight?
Or Finn?
>fucking rawtists pretend that was good
LMAO
that segment just sort of...ended
>>1576790
why are you even watching wrestling
>>1576809
>hating based Jericho
Get a load of this stupid idiot.
>>1576796
Poor Mic skills
That was terrible
Even JeriGOAT couldn't salvage it
>>1576808
Ayyy
yfw when he starts coming to the shows alone
>Mfw Jeriko in one segment has already entertained me far more than Enzo and Cass ever has in their entire time in WWE and NXT combined
>>1576796
He's a tall retard, but not full retarded. Just learns at a slower pace so he has to talk slow so he doesn't fumble his words.
I only watch RAW for Based JeriGOAT.
>>1576798
...And? That's pretty irrelevant. He's beaten lots of people, and the only shit talking he's ever really done has been from the top of the ramp. Face to face he's always, ALWAYS backed down.
>>1576811
but he isnt italian.
>>1576807
this is a draw
Your the size of my leg. Shut up.
>>1576810
All more dangerous than Big Cass
That was the worst opening segment in a while, RAW is off to a fantastic start kek.
>>1576809
get worked jabroni mark
>>1576835
spoken like someone who didnt watch last week
just turn Raw into the fucking Roman show. anything other than roman gets 0 reactions and is so fucking mind fumblingly bad
>>1576833
I think he beat Khali too
what meme grips song are y'all listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCgxi-h1PoI
Im going to the store to get some tacos brb nerds
>>1576835
TWISTED TEEEEEAAAAAAAA
>>1576828
I'm just saying if your only threat is that you're seven foot tall, you suck
>>1576835
>a team of writers put it together and thought it was good
KO planting the seeds of Enzo and Cass breakup
Dunno why KO is backing Jericho but I'm glad it's happened, easily the best talkers on Raw. That said it already seems like they're building up to split JeriKO and Enzo and Cass
>>1576845
grab me a softshell ill pay you back
>>1576843
I'm pretty sure even Heath Slater beat Khali.
>>1576807
/asp/ is full of retards who couldn't work a gimmick at a 5 dollar wrestling show so they just repeat things over and over and pretend it's a meme
>>1576845
pls get killed on the way there
God I hate Enzo
>>1576844
IM BOUNCIN WOOP WOOP
>>1576843
Didn't everyone?
>Stephanie given control of Raw
>Opens with Jericho the past few weeks
So they're doing it, right?
>>1576844
>still listening to death grips
Get out now reddit
>>1576845
>eating tacos on monday and not tuesday
>>1576845
No one cares
>>1576827
Based
>enzo and cass
holy fuck this is so fucking bad, not even jericho can save it.
>>1576860
huh?
Christ, Enzo sucks
>>1576819
>>1576836
>tfw you work internet marks
>>1576844
>2016
>still listening to meme grips
>>1576859
Blast from the past
Jimmin Marvinlunder already over more than half the roster.
>>1576851
I like them both, but I don't know if they work as a team really
>>1576845
>not getting tendies instead
>Velocitycucks mad their show has been dead for 10 years
wait why isnt this a tag match?
jericho is looking extra thicc this week
also what the fuck is going on with the cameras? it looks like fucking smackdown. this is fucking shit. fucking hell. now even raw is unwatchable.
>everyone's all excited for Puff Daddy
literally no one
>>1576869
>get worked
>say you were working
fuck off retard you're too stupid for literally the dumbest board on 4chan
>>1576898
>>1576898
She's pretty cute. What's her name?
>>1576898
DELETE THIS
>>1576920
cassandra
>>1576924
Beat it, Tumblr.
pfftahaha 2 months ago everyone thought owens would be whc now he's in a piss break match at summerslam ahahahaha
>only 9 more jobbers before the Braun vs 12 jobbers handicap match at Hell in a Cell
It's happening.
What did Puff say?
>1 HOUR FOR WOMEN
>1 HOUR FOR FLIPPY MIDGETS
>1 HOUR FOR PROMOS
Where does the wrestling come in, RAWtists?