ITT: Atrocious Diva shit

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>>1575101

ITT: Atrocious wrestling shit (read: everything wrestling related)

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>>1575101

Spear...never mind.

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>>1575101

>>1575101
Anything with the Bellas in it.
Such a cancer to WWE.

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>>1575101

>>1575101
Someone posts a gif or webm of that cringy shit where all of them hooked arms and ran around the ring.

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Very few main roster diva/women's matches are free of botches.

It's just a way of life.

You want more clean matches, sadly you gotta go NXT for women's wrestling.

>>1575221
It's weird, dare I say it, the women's matches on NXT are actually decent to good but the second any of the NXT women get on the main roster they turn into utter garbage.

>He doesn't think all """women's""" wrestling is shit

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>>1575101
>Not recognizing a modified blue thunder bomb

The state of this board

>>1575226
Because they can no longer plan out the entire match in advance and rehearse it. That is the reason Sasha fooled dumb smarks into thinking she was good. Even then she botched more than most. Bayley is a clearly better wrestler so we'll see how she does.

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>>1575101

>>1575240
I agree with this. NXT girls have been totally exposed.

Does anyone have that gif from diva tag match from MITB 2016 in june where Natalya does a horrible job of pretending to crawl-tag becky in the corner, for the hot tag spot?

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>>1575237
Jesus that's jpgd to hell and back. Have this, anon.

>>1575112
Literally autistic

>>1575240
Well if planning out the entire match and rehearsing it makes it look better then I don't care if they do that. Bayley apparently is complaining she isn't on the main roster yet but I know that'll ruin her career.

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>>1575169
>>1575252

It's like she wanted to die

>>1575246
kek

>>1575258
Many thanks kind sir

>>1575169
I think Charlotte held her to tight, causing the glitch

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More of da boss

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>>1575257

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>>1575279
Becks looks so excited I can't help but fawn over her in this

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Vintage Sasha

>>1575286
>>1575252
>>1575169
How is she not paralysed yet?

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>>1575300
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/35123/the-incredible-equine-neck

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Concussion city *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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and people wonder why we all praise Asuka.

She might be stiff, but she won't be in a wheelchair by the time she is 50. Some of these divas not only are botch machines, but they are dangerous botch machines.

>>1575139
>Naomi face sitting
>bad

Best gif in this thread.

>>1575310
I can't recall seeing a single Asuka botch since she came to NXT

>>1575300
Incredible luck. It'll run out eventually

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>>1575313
Not just Asuka, but NXT Women's matches in general are botch free.

But yeah, Asuka is always flawless. She deserves that belt she wears.

>>1575279
Not Nattie's fault. She had to stall since she wasn't supposed to make the tag. Not like she knew that moron Charlotte fell out of the ring and that Dana also wasn't in position to stop the tag.

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>>1575313
Does this count?

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>>1575246
Not only is Naomi awful, she also puts other divas in danger

>>1575279
lulz that's the one. Thank you anon.

>>1575325
A bunch of b-list fashion catalog models trying to do wrestling instead of just working in retail.

Not Asuka's fault that these twigs that we call "wrestlers" can't take a simple bump.

She comes from a background of women's electric barbwire hardcore matches, these girls come from safe spaces and daddy's credit card.

>>1575307
>trying to do Zayn's "over-the-ref" dive spot
>fuck it up

Honestly, Divas just aren't nearly as athletic as Men. It's innate, it's natural. Stop trying to prove you can go move-for-move. You're literally going to seriously hurt yourselves, holy fuck.
Do more basic stuff, that's all you NEED to do. You have other areas of appeal on lock.

>>1575273
wow, great flying but landing entirely ruined by beckitty. The spot could've been awesome if not for beckitty.

>>1575331
It was Paige's fault, lol.

>>1575286
This was entirely Sasha's Fault here.

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>>1575340
Fucking this, really. I was watching some 2007 Raw, and the divas just did some basic grappling and holds without all the flippy shit, and it was great

>>1575342
pic related

>>1575331
>awful

She's middle of the pack in terms of talent. Hell she's currently better then Paige who has regressed hard over the past year and a half.
>dangerous
Don't recall her ever injuring anyone.

>>1575325
Damn she is stiff.
That first kick to the stomach looked like it hurt. Wonder how the other girls feel about working with her?

>>1575323
It is Nattie's fault on account of the fact that she can't act worth a shit. If Charlotte fell out, then she was suppose to stall by slowly crawling. She just rushed without even looking back.

>>1575337
actually Emma trained in Lance Storm dojo which is said almost as brutal as Hart's dungeon.

>>1575359
Or Charlotte wasn't supposed to fall out of the damn ring. My guess it was Dana's fault. She is green as fuck, and probably should have been the one to jump in a break up the tag.

>>1575342
>>1575348
That actually was Paige's fault.
In a poisoned frankensteiner, it's on the receiver to take the bump properly. Divas don't have the strength to guide them down, so it was Paige's job fully.

>>1575337
>simple bump
>being legitimately kicked in the head
Doesn't matter how tough you are, it's going to knock you loopy. Emma is tough enough, she and Asuka are always stiff with each other.

>>1575364
Your going to take the word of a women, not having the right color lip gloss is "brutal"

>>1575341
Becky saved Sasha from breaking her wrist or face you retard

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>>1575375
>Divas don't have the strength to guide them down
Then they shouldn't be doing the spot in the first place.

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>A bunch of b-list fashion catalog models trying to do wrestling instead of just working in retail.
>Not Asuka's fault that these twigs that we call "wrestlers" can't take a simple bump.
>She comes from a background of women's electric barbwire hardcore matches, these girls come from safe spaces and daddy's credit card.

>>1575386
There are a lot of spots they shouldn't do. Sasha alone has proven this. I honestly fear for her life every time she does a flippy move.

>>1575386
I agree. It's a move that should be reserved for people who can make it look as brutal as it deserves to be.
NEVILLE POISONED STEINER ON OWEMS WEBM PLS ANYONE

>>1575341
Sasha literally aims for knee when she does her horrible suicide dive, I mean holy fuck what a retarded bitch

>>1575354
I think Paige has said before she likes to work stiff so I bet she'd enjoy a match with Asuka. Emma is pretty stiff herself so she's probably fine with it too

>>1575384
defending diva shit, do you also watch total divas

>>1575413
That's literally what you just did by blaming sasha's botch on somebody else

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>>1575400
Here ya go dubs

>>1575410
Paige can't work, let-alone work stiff. She's talking shit.

>>1575419
Based Geordie

>>1575419
Doesn't that count as a piledriver move? It's basically a more dangerous version of it. Why are these moves still okay?

>>1575419
B R U T A L

>>1575430
>>1575430
KO takes it across his shoulders.

>>1575402
Sasha doesn't aim for knees, its her opponents' job to shift forward and take her body splash through their belly. Dumb bitches often forget leading to Sasha landing awkwardly.

>>1575419
beautiful.

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>>1575340
Becky is one of the few that knows her limits. Basic leg drop is as far as she goes. That's how it should be

>>1575446
I guess they are afraid of taking the impact, women wrestling is a joke really

>>1575402
>>1575446
She didn't aim for the knees at all. Opposite problem, here >>1575273
Sasha over-shot and threw Becky off-balance. It was her fault, entirely. Waifufagging doesn't matter.

>>1575446
Sasha literally lands head first every time. Maybe she should stop doing the fucking suicide dive!
Also other divas do it as well, and none of them fall as awkward as Banks does every time she does it.

>>1575446
Sasha flies almost past her opponent almost every time. She overshoots it

>>1575147
Go away

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Women's wrestling is like watching the Special Olympics. We clap but we know that it's really just a lot of under qualified people on the big stage because of being PC in a boring world.

I miss the Attitude era that was based. Women Wrestling? They better have a "bra and panties" stipulation or Bikini match.

The day my front row has little girls cheering for Bayley in the same room as guys yelling HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT is not a world we want to live in.

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>>1575271
>Many thanks kind sir

Sasha really needs to calm down before she gets seriously injured

>>1575480
This.

The amount of TV time and resources put into Women's Wrestling is painful

You know Vince has money to burn when women get TV time. During the tougher years of the WWF women were absent if they were not valets/managers or part of some wacky mixed tag match with a midget

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>>1575480
>stop liking what I don't like

>>1575490
Actually Vince never gave Divas more than 5mins on the show even post AE. It wasn't until the cuck paul started pushing NXT meme and the #givedivasachance twitter trend that Vince cracked under pressure and caved in to PC feminists.

>>1575491
I don't really think that's the case

They are good looking women, but they are a waste of time on WWE TV.

I mean really......... don't tell me with a straight face you give a shit about them because they are great wrestlers. It's just your fap folder.

>>1575501
So once again Triple H ruined things

God when Vince dies it's going to be over. The Kliq did win.....

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Becky is literally the only good female performer on the main roster. Combines good submission/reversal wrestling with various suplexes (which are never a bad thing)

Plus, total qt

>>1575515
That's honestly light-years more technical proficiency than I've ever seen Sasha bring out.

>>1575515
Becky hasn't had one great match in the main roster worth mentioning.

>>1575532
None of the other women can wrestle well so how could she?

>>1575505
I'll certainly tell you it with a straight face. 'Great' is exaggerating it but I do enjoy watching a small handful of them wrestle.

>>1575325
>>1575354
What the fuck is the botch, fake punches and kicks?

Are you actually getting worked by pro wrestling?

>>1575540
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

>>1575532
Not great, no, but I think she's had fairly good matches with Charlotte and Natalya. There's not much more you can do when the talent pool is so limited.

>>1575544
She legit kicked Emma in the face and almost knocked her out, or so the story goes. It could have been a work to make her look strong as it was not long before the match with Bayley. Would they even bother with doing angles like at a house show? I personally am on the fence about it

>>1575285
have sex

>>1575564
I think she did catch Emma for real but she didn't hurt her. WWE are just really paranoid about head injuries and decided to call off the match. Emma was only dazed.

If it's a work Emma is a really good seller because she looked totally out of it for a second while on the ground

>>1575641
It hurts me to think Goatman could be getting cucked.

>>1575577
They won't put works in house shows, they usually don't and assuming they will begin now is a stretch.

>>1575641
Has it been proven they sucked off Ace to get their job? I've only heard stories including some (I think Virgil) saying they like pee and poop.

>>1575660
>(I think Virgil)
he'll say anything to get attention

>>1575662
I mean, I could believe it.

>>1575147
Nikki is one of the better female wrestlers and one of the hottest

>>1575147
Go watch your nxmeme matches

>>1575660
I thought it was Tony Atlas who mentioned that the Bellas liked scat.

>>1575883
I think you're right, I remember ugly black guy and both fit that.

>>1575300
She landed on here shoulder

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>>1575755

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>This thread

>>1575254
why do you guys think this looks bad again? So what if its overly choreographed...half the shit in NXT is the same way

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>>1576123
>here

>>1576181
NXT is shit too.

>>1576181
because divashit is poo poo and full of botches

>>1575285
this picture makes me realize what a GOAT stable this could have been if creative wasn't staffed exclusively with retards

>>1576181
I think it looks fine but you can tell it was supposed to be a lot more fluid than what ended up happening

>>1576181
What do you think? Are you blind? That all three simultaneously missed the mark, and had to back-peddle.

>>1575337
Emma is actually pretty tough. She was probably the best female wrestler before asuka came. And now she's injured.

>>1576401
only becketty missed the mark you melt

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>>1576416
I miss her

>>1576428
I actually looked forward to her matches. I hope she can come back and make a decent run at the title. Be it nxt or main roster

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>>1576432
If she goes to Raw she'll be a jobber for life. Her only chance is on Smackdown away from sashawinslol

>>1575881
What the fuck was Paige even trying to do?
Catch her leg and put Nikki in a submission?

>>1575881
Nikki misses that shit all the time though. It's on her

>>1576428
Was sad that she got called up and paired up with Dana, only to get injured like a few days later. And now Dana is with Charlotte.

>>1576423
I was being kind saying all three. Sashetty missed it you mark-ass bitch.

>>1576442
I want to see Emma and Dana fuck

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>>1576475
me too

>>1576458
It's shit. On one hand I want her to go to Raw and be with Dana again but on the other she would probably be more successful on Smackdown

>>1576401
What mark...theres no way sasha was hitting a sunset flip clean with both of them from that angle and clearly was just jumping over to evade...becky backed up to give charlotte a german and sasha rolled her up...i honestly dont see a botch

>>1575109
Go be a dumb teenager on /sp/

>>1578581
>sunset flip clean
Then why do a sunset flip, the maneuver was exactly the same only botched.
That's like doing a DDT but not bringing your opponent down with you, HE MEANT TO EVADE HIS PUNCH

>>1576428
She's the most generic and bland diva in the entire roster.
>picking the unpopular diva like a gigantic hipster faggot

>>1575532
just wait until Emma gets back from injury so we can have the Emma/Becky feud we were about to get before Emma got hurt. Shit's gonna be lit

>>1575242
This is a thread about botching, jackass.

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>>1579703
>yfw Raw gets Emma and Smackdown gets Nikki

>>1575386
Right, if you can't nail the move every single time in practice then don't try it in front of an audience.

>>1579681
but that is Summer Rae.

>>1575577
They called off the match? That's dumb. In those situations, the ref is suppose to let the healthy wrestler know to go for an immediate pin on the questionable wrestler. So the match at least has an ending.

>>1579681
I don't really care what you think. If I wanted to be a hipster I'd like Tamina or Rosa Mendes.

>>1579703
>implying they won't just get handed 5 minute throwaway matches on Smackdown
If WWE even resumes it. I hope they do it and put some effort into it. They're the best two women on the main rosters.

>>1579766
Those 2 are not bland though, can't be hipster if there's an ounce of likability to them.

>>1575286
HOLY FUCK

JESUS CHRIST

OH FUCK

HOW IS SHE NOT DEAD

>>1576453
Paige was out of position, though

>>1576447
Not really sure, I think she was just supposed to get kicked instead when Naomi ducked

>>1576428
Evil Emma is the best

>>1575169
I remember watching this and wincing at it and every replay. How is she not called the scorpion yet?

>>1575310
>and people wonder why we all praise Asuka.

>"""""we all"""""

gb2reddit

>>1575480
please please please please please please have sex

>>1575430
Kev tucks his head. Look how hard KO's shoulders hit Nevilles thighs. That's where the impact happens.

>>1575286
I cringe every time

>>1575657
they switched the belt off finn at a house show...are you retarded?

>>1575321
Its almost as if it was pretaped where you have the ability to DELETE mistakes

>>1575515
>Becky is literally the only good female performer on the main roster
No, that would be Nikki and Charlotte

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>>1581132
Not necessary, Asuka is that good

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>>1581168
>Nikki and Charlotte

>>1575286
reminder that she hasn't had a good match since this

reminder that she will be retired in no more than two years

>>1575321
most of the NXT womans matches are very well rehearsed. This causes less botches
See: Sasha in NXT vs Sasha on the main roster

>>1581184
>Brooklyn
>good match

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>>1581177
>Not necessary, Asuka is that good

>>1575112
I still don't know what the fuck this was supposed to be

>>1575101
Does the stinkface counts?

>>1581283
Sasha just didn't go with the tackle for whatever reason then Becky...well I don't know the context for whatever the hell else happened in this match that she could be running at

>>1575345
How?

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>>1581177
> Not neccessary, Asuka is that good

>>1575119
Bailey looks like I girl I knew

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>Not necessary, Asuka is that good

>>1581354
did you fuck her

>>1575242
OUCH!

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>>1575480
>Mfw NO MORE BRA & PANTIES, STINKFACES MATCHES ANYMORE

>>1575883
what's scat?

>>1581362
Sadly no, just phone sex.
That counts for something?

>>1575501
Remember the times where Terry and The Kat were on a feud? Remember the times when tehy have an special stinkface match at summerslam?
Those times will never return.

>>1581496
Poo play during sex

>>1581582
gross

>>1581582

I think it's hot desu.

Not the shitting on me part, but imagine a really hot 10/10 girl (not the bellas) fully naked and squatting to squeeze out a huge log.

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>>1575306
>the link works

>>1575147
+1

Every match they are in has to be slowed way down. Nikkis too old now too, if she wasnt fucking cena she'd never have gotten to where she is.

>>1575240
Macho/DDP used to plan out all their matches. No reason why they couldnt still plan them out before for bigger events.

I think the main problem is longevity - WWE have a lot of money invested in these talents, so they take away riskier moves to reduce injuries to themselves and others

>>1575310
>CUMMING INTENSIFIES

>>1575354
I think the word you're looking for is 'snug' not stiff

Asuka doesnt extend her leg for the first stomach kick, so shes clearly being very controlled with her hits. Emmas selling is great too, hope she comes back at 100 percent, roster really needs another decent heel

>>1575455
Textbook landing, lot to be said for doing the basics well

>>1575325
>those backfists
Hnng

>>1576428
I kekd at this when I saw it live, proper heel shit, the more i see of emma the more I like her

>>1576492
Most likely they'll wait till Emma is back before they bring up bayley so the heel/face ratio is maintained

>>1582745
Charlotte has the reaction times of a brick wall

>>1582782
that was sashas botch.

>>1582935
no dana was clearly holding on way too long...jesus christ you guys need to get off sasha's dick when there are people like dana and natty who are the ones really embarrassing the women's division

>>1582547
>Emma's selling is great too, hope she comes back at 100 percent, roster really needs another decent face
ftfy p h a m

>>1583413
>face emma
no, not again

>>1576475
This

>>1581645
According to you, who wins a fart competition between Paige, Emma, Nattie and Nikki?

>>1583061
doesnt equate much to it because sasha still fell before the slap was even close.
>jesus christ you guys need to get off sasha's dick
when the IWC says sasha is perfect and the second coming its warranted and hilarious to point it out

>>1583806
Nattie of course. They didn't give her the fart gimmick for nothing

>>1581317
She tucked her chin when she clearly shouldn't have been. Same thing with the styles clash, there are certain moves where just tucking your chin will really fuck you up and this is one of them.

>>1575242
who is the chick that eats shit?