ITT: We pretend to be /r/squaredcirlce

Sasha vs Bayley? Easily five stars

new day rocks

>pretend

>>1573721
JOHNNY GARGANO AND CIAMPA TWITTER VIDEO WATCH UPVOTE KARMA PLS

It's very refreshing to see the women in the Main Event on RAW. Honestly, they deserve it. Sasha Banks is the most talented women's wrestler I have ever seen.

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haha guys look at this funny picture please upvote

>>1573731
Indie manlets = $$$$$

Sasha has got to be the most talented wrestler in North America right now. The brooklyn match was like HBK/Taker at Mania 25. Hopefully the ladies get to do it on the same stage someday.

So what will we put in next months fruit basket for HHH?

Kevin Owens get it xD

>>1573735
It was purple and I still clicked it xD

NXT is far better than WWE.

My wife hates wrestling but every time the NEW DAY comes on she gets up and dances XDD can't wait to get my NEW DAY merch xdDDDD

>>1573721
WE ARE AWESOME! DID YOU SEE ALL THOSE CESARO SECTION SIGNS?!

>>1573764
>implying your gf doesn't love new day

Sasha is GOAT

>>1573768
but she doess XDD shes even got her son into it

OMG CAN WE GET KEVIN OWENS ON COMMENTARY NOW PLEASE.

>>1573748
It ahould be organic, to show how much we appreciate all he's done.

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My wife's son loves the new day!!!

Lets send triple h a fruit basket to show our appreciation for NXT!

LE TRIPLE H WORKING OUT FACE XDDD

Anyone but you Roman

WOW THAT PROMO BY DEAN AMBROSE SO MUCH PASSION BECASUSE HE WAS SHAKING XD

JBL IS THE WORST THING EVER PLEASE DIE

LOOK AT THIS TWITTER VIDEO/TWEET PLEASE UPBOAT ME

YASSSSSSSSS QUEEN

Everyone needs to turn heel.

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HE/SHE WOULD BE SO OVER IF THEY WERE HEEL TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

According to Le Meltz

>>1573766
YEAH IT WAS GREAT DUDE! xD SURELY VINCE WILL GIVE HIM A PUSH NOW R-RIGHT?

DAE question their sexuality when Finn Balor is on tv? Even though I'm totally straight, I'd love to just suck the shit straight out of his asshole.

****Trust me****

I know the business

Roman Reigns needs to turn heel so we can finally cheer him

Why do they keep shoving people like Roman Reigns down our throats and telling us who to like?

BTW make sure to print out 4000 copies of Cesaro section signs and give them to everyone lined up at the doors!

DAE hate roman for having a small moveset? BTW DAE Stone Cold is GOAT?

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Can we all agree that she deserves to be named amongst the all time greats? She'll main event wrestlemania at this rate!

DAE a WOMYNs match will main event wrestlemania?

>>1573798
SHE DESERVES IT *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP CLAP*

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There's an argument that Sasha and Charlotte looked the major players in last night's segment, but I don't agree with this assessment at all. Once Jericho came out, the segment was primarily about the men. He repeatedly told Banks to shut her mouth ("Quiet, quiet, quiet") and then ran down Sasha's character for two full minutes—and then Enzo immediately came out.Sasha had zero chance to verbally respond to Jericho's bullshit before a man came out to save her. That's a problem.

I love women's wrestling. They've come so far. It brings a tear to my eye. #proud

>>1573798
Yes!

>>1573808
There just scared becuse they know THE BOSS SASHA BANKS would DESTROY Y2JACKASS CHRIS JERISUCK

I love new day and dean ambrose and Seth Rollins

Bayley winning at takeover is legitimately what re sparked my passion in wrestling WWE cant screw her up guy

WHATS ____________ DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???!?!?! XDDDDD

LE BOTCHAMANIA xd!!!1

OMG JOHN CENA SLIPPING UP AND CALLING IT "FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN" AND NOT SMACKDOWN LIVE WAS SO CRINGEY AND SUCH A BOTCH ecksdee !HE TALKS TOO MUCH AND DAE HE NEVER SHUTS UP?!?!

IM GOING TO RAW WITH MY WIFES BOYFRIEND AND HER SON HOPE NEW DAY CUTS A PROMO!!!XDD

>WWE is better now than it has ever been! We don't need excessive violence or good storytelling like problematic and misogynistic Attitude or Ruthless Aggression eras! Women's wrestling is the best!

>I enjoy WWE even though it's SJW numale shit for children guys

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But this place is infinitely more pathetic than Reddit could ever be on their worst day. It's not even comparable.

>shitposts comprise 99% of the board
>same 2-3 cunt tripfags posting the same shit and circlejerking
>women wrestler threads where they fantasize how they want to lick their feet and smell their farts

Reddit is bad. But this place is the worst board on 4chan, by a long fucking shot and that's saying a lot. It's not even comparable.

Dean Ambrose is awesome

>>1573838
>shitposts comprise 99% of the board
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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WHO

(WHO)

(WHO)

(WHO)

(WHO)

HAS THE BIGGEST BBC IN THE NEW DAY

M-M-MY WIFE'S SON'S GF WANTS TO KNOW NOT ME LOL

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>>1573838
>But this place is infinitely more pathetic than Reddit could ever be on their worst day. It's not even comparable.
>>shitposts comprise 99% of the board
>>same 2-3 cunt tripfags posting the same shit and circlejerking
>>women wrestler threads where they fantasize how they want to lick their feet and smell their farts
>Reddit is bad. But this place is the worst board on 4chan, by a long fucking shot and that's saying a lot. It's not even comparable.

>>1573838
>But this place is the worst board on 4chan, by a long fucking shot and that's saying a lot.

people who say these things have only been to 2-3 boards

every single time

>>1573838
I don't even know how some of you gusy can go to /ASP/. That place triggers me to no end.

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>>1573838

>>1573838
Why are you here?

>>1573854
to trigger you into little bitch posts like this

I love Bobby Roode's theme song!

>>1573858
Fuck you it's awesome

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>>1573857

>>1573838
*Downvote*

>>1573862
ikr GLORIOUS!!! xD
It's just like my favorite song Bohemian Rhapsody!

>>1573838
this tbhfam


its bizarre seeing this board and how easily its users denigrate into autistic yellings and ramblings over nothing. Everyone is so threatened by anything remotely resembling change and (and I hate to say this bc its so cliche) I'm pretty confident that 90% of the board are 25+ year olds who've never left home or had a real job

>>1573864
little bitch post #2

>>1573879
spot on

just look at the replies to that post

nobody even tries to prove him wrong, just more shitposts

>>1573838
Joke's on you, we're retarded IRONICALLY xD
gb2leddit lol

>>1573864
You realize that is probably the best picture to describe this board, right?

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>>1573838
>But this place is infinitely more pathetic than Reddit could ever be on their worst day. It's not even comparable.
>
>>shitposts comprise 99% of the board
>>same 2-3 cunt tripfags posting the same shit and circlejerking
>>women wrestler threads where they fantasize how they want to lick their feet and smell their farts
>
>Reddit is bad. But this place is the worst board on 4chan, by a long fucking shot and that's saying a lot. It's not even comparable.

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>>1573864
>using that post when defending a 4CHAN BOARD against a board with rules

>>1573894
If you can't handle it then fuck off then

It's so easy to just you know, not post here.

>>1573838

FEDORA.JEPG

>>1573879
31 here and never had a job or left my county

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>Wahhhhh wahhh my quality discussion isn't here on 4chan :((((((((((((

No one sympathizes with you, fuck off to reddit. Internet forums exist for a reason

>>1573922
this

I love this festering shithole

>wanting serious discussion of fucking mandrama0

Sasha is the next Stone Cold

>>1573943
they are both bald as fuck

>>1573838
>reddit full of fat neckkbeards who take mandrama super srs and worship divashit
>/asp/ is lighthearted, witty and sees divashit for what it is

>>1573879
I am 19, have had sex and have a decent job

>>1573879
I'm 43 and a kissless,handholdless virgin neet but I have left home and live with my brother

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>I want to seriously discuss a TV show directed towards children
>Yes I know there's a ton of boards for this, there's even a Chan board specifically for this. However, I would rather complain about everyone not discussing the workrate of Owens vs Zayn #234234 for 20 threads instead
>Instead of just going to those boards to discuss my fake fighting, I'll cry from nostalgia over a general that got kicked off /sp/

>Pretend

>>1573963
>>/asp/ is lighthearted, witty and sees divashit for what it is

Wow you deserve a new katana and trench-coat for being so enlightened and diverse in your tastes in children's mandrama.

>>1573995
Everywhere else is a shitty hugbox, as bad as this place is at least you can say what you want without fear of having to dummy yourself down for other people's feefees.

If this place wasn't an autistic echo chamber of high school edginess where being an ironic contrarian was the pinnacle of intellect and humor it'd be GOAT.

Instead it's a retarded hole where the same two memes are repeated ad nauseum for months.

>>1573963
i'd like to point this post out to everyone who is going

>lol naw it's fun to be retarded

this is what you sound like, read that post. that is you. forever you. you can remedy this with any length of rope.

>>1574007
>without fear of having to dummy yourself down for other people's feefees.

Can you actually get banned on squaredcircle/wrestlingforum etc for disagreeing with someone? I thought you could just get downvoted, who cares.

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asp is a shithole but it's my shithole and I run this shit

take a shower

hit the weights

get a clue

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>>1574015
king of /asp/

>>1574016
I thought Phil was king due to a quad GET?

the biggest differences I notice between us and rsq are
-they punctuate everything to convey a sense of "serious adult discussion"
-they want to be on the cutting edge of progressiveism so they worship divashit as if it isnt garbage
-literally all of them act as if they care so much about "the business", so much that they ignore the actual product's goals just to get themselves over
-instead of discussion, its just a bunch of dipshits spouting facts - theres no replies outside of "I SEE WAT U DID THERE XD I TOO HAVE HEARD OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN" or "Epic." this goes for pretty much every reddit board though

>>1574022
Phil/Nash/Sasha/Bret should be on the banner

>>1574022
filtered

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>>1574026
This is closest we'll get to a banner.

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>>1573827
My wifes boyfriend and their son!
Thanks for cheering up my morning anon. Going through a bad time right now

MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES THE NEW DAY

EVERYTIME THEY COME OUT TO THEIR GROOVY MUSIC SHE STARTS DANCING. IT'S SO CUTE XD

>>1574022
how the fuck are you on here 24/7?

PLEASE kill yourself

>>1574065
>how the fuck are you on here 24/7?
I haven't been here all day.

>>1574070
filtered

>>1574070
filtered

>>1574016
karl anderson was elected king of /asp/ though

>it's another /asp/ makes fun of another board when they're not better thread

>>1574083
Hi spardot!

>>1574083

>seething

Well guys after that last Takeover and with the Women's Division at its apex (pun xD), I think WWE is FINALLY filling the hole that CM Punk left in me. CM Punk has a legitimate case for being one of the greatest ever to step between the ropes, but Sasha Banks and Bayley and all the other supremely talented women are taking pro-wrestling to the next level...and YES! (pun intended xD) that means they are going to surpass Punk, and Bryan, even The Rock and Steve Austin.

I really feel that we're about the see the next boom in pro-wrestling. And what's so amazing about it is it's going to be lead by incredible women, but incredible women wrestlers. They far exceed many of the male roster; I honestly think even Rollins and Styles fall behind what Sasha and Bayley can do sometimes. Their abilities are just absolutely mind-blowing. WWE is the best it has ever been right now and if you're not watching and telling your friends about it then you're so missing out.

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>>1574083

Just use a trip you out yourself immediately

>>1574070
you sure about that dipshit?

https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/search/username/Ryder%20Club%20Vice%20President/

>>1574070
>>1574097
>hasn't been here all day
>literally has been here all day

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>>1574070
>>1574097

jesus fuck kill yourself

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Alright who's going to RAW tonight? If you're in sections 113-117 let me know. I'll print tons of Cesaro section signs. LET'S MAKE WWE HEAR OUR VOICE

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>>1574097

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>>1574097
BTFO AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA

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>>1574097

>>1574097
It says there that I've been here the entire evening. I wasn't here in the morning.

>>1574136
>>1574097
BTFO
WILL HE EVER RECOVER

>>1574136
>I am not here when I am sleeping

lol you fucking faggot kill yourself

>>1574136
DAMAGE CONTROL

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>>1573776
I would cheer for Boreman Lames if he turned heel XD, C'MON VINCE ROMAN IS A NATURAL HEEL Y CAN'T YOU SEE IT???????

PUSH CESARO

>>1573915
the irony in this post is dripping

>>1573995
>I'm going to watch a children's show and then spend most of my time repeating the same shitty memes about how shit it is in an anonymous imageboard

You realize this makes you twice as retarded as the people who take it seriously? Do you watch My Little Pony to laugh it too? It's for kids too, you know.

You probably own more fedoras than every redditor combined, ironically enough.

>>1574365
>implying I watch WWE and I'm not here just to shitpost

>>1574368
...That's even worse. How empty is your fucking life? Who the fuck spends all their time talking shit about something they don't even watch?

>>1574398
>being this upset people make fun of their children's TV show

it's ok m8

i wish I wasn't lazy and could make a collage of some of these posts into one image

>i watch it ironically xDDD
>lol just don't be here if you don't like it lmao
>i don't watch it I just shitpost here all day hahaa jokes on you

like, I've seen some sad shit on lgbt, pol, r9k, /v/ and /a/ but holy fuck, none come close to this.

>>1573847
That's not reddit thats this place

>>1574409
no, no, honest question, not trying to insult you

how do you not kill yourself

like

if you life is that bad that you spend all your time here, talking about a show you don't like and don't watch

how the fuck haven't you killed yourself
there are painless ways to do it, dude

>>1574420
>spend all your time here

When did I say that? I come on here a few times a week to laugh at people getting this upset over a scripted children's TV show. Wrestling fans also get mad extremely easily, as seen by Conor's recent comments and your recent posts

>>1573721
On my hands and knees, pray and begging for you and everyone ITT to have sex

>>1573721
Sasha Banks has had many 5 star matches. Dave Meltzer confirmed this.

I don't think AJ Styles should be on the main roster yet. He's a rookie. Why isn't he on NXT?

How the fuck would I know what people sound like on fucking reddit?

I swear to God, bring back instant permaban for mentioning competing websites.

>>1574490
literally nobody serves bans in 2016 dipshit

>>1573735
WOW. You got me. XD Here, have some gold and piss off.

>>1573721
There is no reason to take that tone here.

>>1573721
I know I'm going to get downvotes.... but does any one else think Roman is not very good?

>>1573721
>Does anyone else think WWE just produces too much content for us? C'mon, we get like 4 shows a week.

>Lol, heres 20 GIFs, videos and tweets of shit that happened 20 years by a bunch of people that are dead now instead of talking about all the content that "The E" produces.

>>1574563
That's why I said "bring back," illiterate.

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>>1573721

>>1574680
get worked

>>1574680
Lol retard had to second guess fucking soup. Get worked nerd.

Where them mods?

>>1574680
;( Did sum one make fun of your favourite subreddit ;( wah wah

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JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS XD
WE ARE AWESOME

>>1574097
what the hell is this?

>>1574981
the archive dipshit

>>1574677
bring it back so nobody would serve them dipshit?

>>1573721
My favorite match?
Sasha vs. Bayley
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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